Married People Share 40 Fights They Keep Having Over And Over Again

It's a cop out to make you do everything

So true! I can send my SO to the store with a list and he’ll STILL mess up somehow.

Mine leaves the sponge in the sink, every time, and it's always in the one spot with water and the food he didn't clean out. I have to throw it out

I believe some decorative plastic fruit would solve this problem. No rotting = no more buying fruit.

Separate bedrooms.

And not let the cat have fun emptying one and hiding in it? Never!

We have a TV series about these people: Help, my husband is a handyman.

And be acquitted at trial for justifiable homicide.

My partner was the same with decoration. I put some paintings, pictures and plants in the house and he kept whining about how i "invaded his space". Now i took them all out because we are moving and he was like "now the house looks so much uglier". I know.

Separate beds or rooms, if possible.

It took me a couple decades to break my husband of this habit.

Leave it in the cabinet. Don't buy chips. "There's still a pack in the cupboard".

Then he should invest in water bottles.

Next time put their laundry around the washing machine. When there are no clean clothes for them anymore, they will understand.

I can sympathize with this, as you may have water on the floor if the shower is not closed off enough, and open drawers kill shinbones.

Let him yell. Don't support these lazy habits.

I have to say, i'm the barbarian in the couple hehehe.

Ahh... I guess I remove eggs like OP's wife... because we usually grab the carton from one end or the other, not in the front 'n' center... so the weight is evenly distributed...

I feel like the couples arguing over bars of soap should switch to liquid body wash. :)

omg... my dad was like this... no matter how much time he had before the family had to leave for whatever... the MOMENT we're supposed to go out the door.... he had to go to the bathroom. It was. so. odd.

You don’t have a spoon anyway, you have a solid lump of tea stained sugar with a metal bit sticking out the top.

This is unacceptable

I'll agree on the basis that I HATE when people nix ideas without offering a suggestion. I'm not your hired "idea's person".

Separate bedrooms.

Because it's in a cabinet.

Meanwhile he’s like “My wife is great, always puts gas in my car for me!”

That's domestic terrorism!

Pretend you didn't hear that he said something and keep pretending until he speaks so you can understand him. Rinse and repeat for as long as it takes to get the message home. I took me 6 weeks to teach my wife that, since I'm getting deaf, I can't hear her when she's whispering from the other side of the room.

I am sorry for op. That sounds like an awful partner

Oof. I feel this.

Agree to disagree and adopt new pronounciation such as cow-poo to save your marriage.

Um, that's frugality.

You have 21 cups to spare?

Put it in random places. On his pillow, his dashboard, in his drawers, at a crime scene.

I've learned to preface some questions with "It's yes or no question. One-word answer only. (Fill in question)." B/c I got tired of essay answers to yes-no questions. We've gotten around it over the years, but twenty-five years ago? It'd take him ten minutes to answer "yes" or "no" or for me to work out which it was. And the question would be something like, "Do you want dessert?"

Use sandpaper on dry feet. Outside though, please.

You can't put a mat by the shower?

My ex said it was an "accident" when she slept with someone else. What does that mean? He tripped and his d**k fell into your vagina?

Wanna swap? I'm like that, if it's important put it away. My partner leaves everything anywhere and when he can't find it, he'd buy a new one or ask for a copy. Then leaves it anywhere and buys a third one when he can't find the previous two. I lost count of how many superglue, toothpick packs, torches, sealants and tin openers I found last time I went on a cleanup bender

So buy her a pair of her own. If she wants to wear the old ones, you wear the new ones.

You also leave them there and just watch them piling up.

I often don't close cabinets. I don't even realize I'm doing it. Sometimes I wonder if this stems from when I was young. My father was a bit of an a*****e so I used to get up earlier than him for school so I didn't have to deal with him. His bedroom was right near the kitchen, so I tried to be very quiet and didn't close cabinets.

No problem, till you also do just your stuff: washing just your clothes, cooking just for you and so on....

If you do the laundry, Don't wash them & tell him they weren't in the hamper so... they must be clean? Maybe he'll have better aim next time

Pretty

She just needs to buy mens boxers of her own. I get it, they're comfy as.

Human presence light switches turn off after no motion. I installed in garage, walk ins, bathrooms and kitchen.

O.O

Face It---You Both Love To Argue

Why can't he? I'd like to know his reasoning.

Ah, yes, when I got married, I never thought "What's for dinner?" would be the most discussed topic in my marriage... 😆

The correct answer is: separate bedrooms. You are obviously not compatible to share a place meant for sleep.

Protocol dictates that your farts should always be directed away from your partner. It also dictates that you sniff your own farts.

Both of these are fair.

Ya'll stupid in that house.

Yeah, it's just shitty not to

That's where they will stay, until he starts picking them up.

Funniest? Eek! A) It's not a laughing matter, B) if this tragedy actually happens to you and your husband is worried about if you have nipples or not, you're with the wrong guy.

Separate beds....

OOf. Mine tosses them in the sink with no thought to what might already be in the sink. We've lost so many glass dishes this way.

Solve the laundry problem by only washing in cold water. No need to separate clothing.

That's some passive-aggressive sh*t.

Sounds like OP married a child.

If he's anything like me, he needs on his nightstand so he doesn't forget to take it.

What's a cheese drawer?

Looks like there could be pixies and fairies making little homes in the grass...