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Welcome to the “Man Who Has It All,” a space that offers a safe place for men whose eyelashes are ruining their career, men who struggle to lose the baby weight, men who share tips on upping their eyebrow game, men who don’t want to appear too pushy so they just don’t apply for the job of their dreams, and men who do it all: juggle housework, life, good looks, PH balance and a job.

And while you question your own PH balance right now (feeling slightly acidic lately?), let me also tell you these are imaginative scenarios in an imaginative world where women rule. Because there’s just that much BS that women just have to suck it up and smile in this sexist society.

No wonder the “Man Who Has It All'' parody project gained a cult following online with almost 558k Facebook followers cringing over hilariously painful and absurdly realistic posts, tweets, memes and jokes. Fiercely ironic and somewhat revolutionary, this is a breath of fresh air in the world that’s soaked in air fresheners.

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Rae Black
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4 years ago

This needs to be higher.

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    Coco MayLeaf
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    4 years ago

    How about firefighter

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    Billie Templeton
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    4 years ago

    THIS.....Just this... :(

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago

    Oof, ain't it the truth sister

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

    This. This. This.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

    This... Rosalind Franklin, I'd give you the Nobel, posthumous rule be da*ned.

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Because, as we all know, male authors write with their penises so it's only natural we differentiate them from normal, female authors who, in fact, use their hands (/sarcasm, love you Stephen King and Joe Abercrombie)

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    Dina Simoné
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    4 years ago

    That one is good

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago

    hilarious!

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago

    Do these dopes not realize this is all written in jest? Everyone is all butt hurt over some jokes highlighting double standards

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    LuckyL
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    4 years ago

    I have the feeling, "secret name" didn't understand the post

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago

    Whenever I read 'smile with your eyes' I just imagine someone squinting really hard

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    Raptor
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    4 years ago

    ok these are clever-

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago

    Claire is facing some issues

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    Jeremy Biggs
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    4 years ago

    So go to the office wearing dirty panties, smelly clothes and a complete bottle of perfume

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago

    "How to be yourself without actually being yourself" - glossy

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Looks like Jacob doesn’t understand satire… still no reason to downvote them, they are right…

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    Shanaaia
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    4 years ago

    Should drinking men be allowed to be fathers?

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    April Stephens
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    4 years ago

    I love the design. Paul's amazing wife gets a certificate.

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    Darn Liam get it together

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    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago

    Hahahaha!!

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Secretly, I'd love to 'name' a few more, but that is enough to make the point. Did you know about marginalia? Drawings in the margins. There are hilarious medieval ones! Enjoy the rest of the posts🙂

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago

    (/s)Men are just better at nurturing though. And anyway it's always been a masculine trait, being a good husband and taking care of the home and family. It's part of the bible. It's an easy life, why are they complaining (/S!)

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago

    Well look, I mean if his dad doesn't help out, what's he going to do with his time? I mean he has to earn his keep. He just sits around all day knitting and reading the newspaper. I mean the least he can do is help his son clean the house.

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago

    I would be fine with that.

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    Dina Simoné
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    4 years ago

    Claire is a woman full of wisdom

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    Annamagelic
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    4 years ago

    So much this one!

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    Eric G
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Men who wear tank tops, tight shirts or shorts are just asking for it. It's their fault for being sexually assaulted. Dress moderately, not like a gigolo. After all, girls will be girls.

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    Shanaaia
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    4 years ago

    5. Utmost uncomfortable if its a guy like Donald Trump

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    elSti
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    4 years ago

    i'm looking forward to the grey hairs! it sure beats balding

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    Lyone Fein
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    4 years ago

    What nonsense. Walk into any room. Look around. It is pretty easy to see whether there are dishes in the sink, if the cat litter needs scooping, if there is clutter on the couch table chairs floor, etc. And always just clean up after yourself in the kitchen and bathroom.

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    Jyri Hakola
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    4 years ago

    Try to be an intelligent boy in the average middle school class and find the irony of the text.

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    cece
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    4 years ago

    .....

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    Karin Jansen
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    4 years ago

    "I asked my mother in law for her son's hand in marriage. I felt so lucky as he walked down the aisle towards me in his white suit, worn to indicate virginity and purity. For our first dance, they officially announced us as 'misses and mister Claire Jones', for the first time. Lovely" Claire, CEO

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    Karl Baxter
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    4 years ago

    Oo - nasty shoes

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    I’ve lost count of the times I’ve used “bro” as a gender neutral term, but the one time I use “sis” it was offensive

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago

    I‘ve actually been told multiple times as a guy that I should smile more. I would be more attractive that way.

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    Zozo🤟
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    4 years ago

    This one is good!!

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    April Stephens
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    4 years ago

    "Male spacewomen" made me laugh out loud.

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    Claire’s too busy picturing Liam in his gym shorts to hear what he says anyway

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago

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    Meanwhile, back in the real world... J.K. Rowling?

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    Shanaaia
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    4 years ago

    "Helping in the household" is discriminating, anyway. Should be "working together"

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    The grey chose me!

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

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    Am I missing something?

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    My husband genuinely proposed this as he doesn't enjoy his job at all. Now I feel silly for refusing

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    If an idea doesn’t make sense then it needs an explanation…..no matter the gender

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    Jacob Nunez
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    4 years ago

    You don’t run like anything….you just run……no matter how fast……no matter how slow

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    4 years ago (edited)

    Friend went to a Holiday party with her hubby. Her hubby worked for the city and the city employees had the party at the same hotel each year. Friend didn't initially want dessert, but changed her mind when they announced last call for the dessert table. On the way, she slipped on a pat of butter someone dropped. Hurt her knee and smashed her face on the floor. Nose was bleeding. Young man came up and gave her instructions to stop the bleeding. Young woman came up and gave her slightly different instructions. Young man said "Lady, I'm a paramedic". Young woman said "and I'm a doctor". Turned out she was married to one of the paramedics.

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    PandaGoPanda
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    4 years ago

    Sandwiches, not sandwichs.

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Not gonna lie tho - men need pamper parties

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    I feel like Ive seen this word for word…

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    PandaGoPanda
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    4 years ago

    I think my husband genuinely believes this one. Or else that the Wrapping Fairy exists.

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    Karin Jansen
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    4 years ago

    You should ask how he juggles being a musician AND a father. Doesn't playing music take time away from his kids? Doesn't he feel guilty?

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    Jameson Lechner
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    4 years ago

    Jay: Believe me, merit had nothing to do with it.

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    Sky Render
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    4 years ago

    This is a question we actually should be asking, I feel. Anger, hate, rage, and jealousy are all emotions, and I see an awful lot of all of them coming from male politicians...

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    Jyri Hakola
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    4 years ago

    In many countries with long culinaristic traditions the first opinion is not even a joke..

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

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    That's just stupid. The word 'table' has the word 'able' in it. Do you simply use table for both meanings? Check the spelling.....

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    It is problematic only when there is an "only" at the end of the sentence, because it would imply discrimination.

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    Eric G
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    4 years ago

    If men wear tank tops and shorts, their just asking for it. They should be covering up.

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    elSti
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    4 years ago

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    well you could go with dr Jacobs. But then again her claim to fame is being married to president Biden. so it wouldn't really work if you changed it to Jacobs and it doesn't really work for this purpose if you call her dr Biden.

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    One person tent?

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    So many “influencers” are like this… but of course it’s doomed to fail so you better buy their products!

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago

    Stay in your lane. It's actually courteous to hold the door for another person. An act borne of nothing more than good manners.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    monsieur LE president, please.

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    elSti
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    4 years ago

    probably the mom's will babysit for a night

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Tell that to Patricia Cornwell or Agatha Christie.

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    But don't be a househusband otherwise other men will tell you it's wrong ;)

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    Jacob Nunez
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    4 years ago

    Because that’s what it’s supposed to be……just an “epidemiologist”

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    Unfortunately this is how magazines portray women and make us feel less than our worth

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    Evil Little Thing
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    4 years ago

    Claire is on it.

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    Jacob Nunez
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    4 years ago

    This statement doesn’t make any sense……just treat them like human beings….like how we and you should be treated

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    'Cleaner' who the heck says cleaning gentleman or cleaning lady?

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    Input*

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    Well... A doctor?

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    Stefan
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I swear I didn't write it ! Stefan, spokeperson.

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    Stefan
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    4 years ago

    Oh, good then !

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    Stefan
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    4 years ago

    In this situation, what is a chip ?

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    In UK (and outside) they have this term called 'positive discrimination'. Basically, it means you can overlook a better candidate due to the need of having a diverse workplace. So it now genuinely means that if you work hard you still mY not get the rewards you deserve. I mean the term has 'discrimination' in it lol. Imagine explaining to a kid that when you grow up you won't be employed based on how good you are but based on what diversity needs a company has. I am always arguing against this and believe a fairer employment process (that identifies the best person for the job) would be better than just employing someone because you need more of certain types of people...

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    Jes
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    4 years ago

    This is not men's fault. This one is our own fault.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    4 years ago (edited)

    If you were my mom, you'd completely forget the stockings, wait till the last minute when they were out of everything so you never got the one thing you asked Santa for. Always loved her but holidays weren't her thing. She worked full time when everybody else was a stay-at-home mom. Dad worked too and finally got the one thing I asked for one year. I always knew dad bought it.

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