At work, most people are not looking to go above and beyond their job descriptions without any incentives. We accomplish the necessary tasks, and if there is a chance for increased pay or a promotion, we might be motivated to to go the extra mile. But to conserve energy and keep ourselves from being rattled with stress, we accept that we cannot all be "employee of the year". There is a big difference, however, between being a good employee and doing the absolute bare minimum whenever you can get away with it. In honor of the world's laziest workers, the “Not My Job” subreddit was born.
With over 860k members, this community with the description “[Placeholder - Jim, put a good description]” shares the worst examples of people technically doing their jobs, but nothing more. We’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the subreddit down below, so you can find some humor in these horribly executed jobs, and hopefully feel better about what a great employee you are in comparison. Enjoy this list, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Then if you’re looking for another Bored Panda piece featuring “not my job” moments, check out this article next.
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Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!
Translation Complete, Boss
Got The Actors Boss!
Edited The Picture, Boss!
A New Hobby? Alright
Not a new hobby for me. Would like to buy everything in this aisle!
Placed The Sticker Boss
Wrote The News Boss
Finished Editing The News Reel Boss
There, That Should Do It
What's That Gonna Taste Like?
Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!
I've Put Up The Product Name Boss
Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive
The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room
I don’t see the problem, it’s specific enough to tell you that it indeed is a wall clock
Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants
Installed The Light Switch, Boss
Completed The Road Marking Boss
Wheelchairs Having Some Fun
Screens Up Boss
They Will Never Know The Difference
Painted The Shelves, Boss
Made The Title For The Ad Boss
Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss
Lmao Dont Do White On White
Put The Signs On The Fuel Pumps, Boss!
Made The New York Tribute Poster For Our Restaurant, Boss
How They Spend $407k From Our Taxes
My GF Mopped The Floor
Painting Over A Roach
Installed The Radiator Boss
Yeah It’s A Bit Off
just a nice morning day, walking out of my door and aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh *crack* (top comment!)
Redesigned Our Website Boss
Made The Menu Boss
Ready For The Enw Yrea
Putting A Table Together And These Are The Only Instructions That Came With It
Amazon Rejects You Before You Even Apply
"Equal Opportunity Employer" Equal shitty working conditions and loan.
Finished Painting The Road, Boss
The best part is, when the bags get moved, we can all pretend it is an awkward butt print.
Installed The Slabs, Boss!
Saw This At The Arcade, Quite Innovative Tbh
Cleaned Our Side Of The Building Boss
Painted The Road Boss
Put Up The Advertisement, Boss
Fixed The Wall Boss
Wrote The Sign Boss
Bathroom Stall Door Installed
This is normal for the US, isn't it? You can normally drive a truck through the gaps in toilet stalls.
I Made Sure To Put All The Banned Ingredients In, Boss
Great Way To Advertise A Movie
I Secured The Area Around The Giant Sinkhole Boss!
Did The Door Boss
As One Of Our Job Titles
It’s All In The Details
They Paid For The Box They Get The Box
In the event of an emergency, every man, woman and child for themselves.
I Could Just Go For A Nice Can Of Isded Right Now
Uploaded The Logo, Boss
Installed The Gym Signs Boss
From now, three months, you WILL hit yourself at the third floor. THANK US.
Put Up The Tile Mural Boss
The Label Maker At Heb
Boss Ordered. Not My Job To Argue With Boss
Did People Never Do Jigsaws As Kids ?????
Think Of A Good Name For Our Store
Bad Security
Hoyl Bible
Finished Making The Sign Boss
Put The Emergency Phone, Boss
The Painters At A Client's House
Seems Right
Made The Internet Thingy Boss
Delivered The Package Boss
Shouldn’t They Have Cut The Top Of The Door So The Knob Wasn’t So Low
Did The City Planning, Boss
I Wrote The Description Boss
"There will be politics. Sand. Giant worms. Sand. Cool fights with daggers. Sand. Witches. Did I already said sand?"
Installed The Ramp Boss
I Believe I'm A Good Fit For The Position
Finally, something that doesn't require at least 2 years of experience!
Painted The Bike Path Boss
Someone's Parents Are Pissed
True Art Cannot Be Contained
Just Put Up The Sign, Boss
Not My Job To Write An Informative Sign In This Museum
Aint My Job To Translate It
The weird thing is that they didn't simply press their keyboard randomly - it's a substitution cypher! "e" consistently becomes "g", "s" becomes "e"...
Uhhh I Don’t Think So
Ssoq ʎpɐǝɹ Sı Uoʇʇnq Ǝɥʇ
Planted The Trees, Boss!
I’m sure the tree was there first, they obviously didn’t work around it
I Didn't Feel Like Getting Out Of The Truck
Installed The Hand Sanitizer, Boss
My Friends Dad Was Cutting A New Window In. Look At These Layers Of Siding!
Yes. North, East, South, East
To Purchase Tobacco Products, You Must Be At Least 2 (Two) Years Old.
It's Supposed To Say No Entry For Unvaccinated
Free Covid In Houston!
1news On Point Again
I Mean The Road Is 50% Safer Now
I’m Just A Graphics Designer Intern, Definitely Not My Job
Placed The Text Boss
Responded To That Complaint, Boss. 9. Years. Later
Don’t Know Why We Aren’t Getting Any Applications
This Instruction Is Very Convenius
The Restroom Graffiti At Work Never Gets Old
Wheelchair Accessible
Well, you need to have the flying version of the chair, and then it works great!
Put Up The Olympic Rank, Boss
Did Up The Burrito Banner Boss!
Installed The Cpu Fan, Boss!
Didn’t Check The Thumbnail, Boss
Manager Said To Be Quicker About Getting All The Deliveries Out
Fed ex , worst delivery service in my area, have lots of bad experiences
Breaking News
It’s Not My Job To Move The Pylons
“How Many Mm In A Cm?” “Whatever”
If you were using this ruler and didn't notice, it could really mess with your mind. "Something just doesn't add up!"
What Time Is It?
I don't think this one belongs here. You cannot simply "change the time" on such a clock. It's driven by a centrally located clock controller so all the clocks in the facility are synchronized. A technician would need to come out and troubleshoot the issue.
Installed The Urinal Partition Boss
Ignore My Reflection
This weekend I was shopping for cheap foamies to wear around the house and I came across this shoes-62c4...nsored.jpg
Reminds me of the effort made to update the "Popular on Bored Panda" clicks below. Been the same for a year at least.
This weekend I was shopping for cheap foamies to wear around the house and I came across this shoes-62c4...nsored.jpg
Reminds me of the effort made to update the "Popular on Bored Panda" clicks below. Been the same for a year at least.
