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Its intensity varies, but sadness is a normal human emotion that fills us in upsetting, painful, or disappointing situations.

Feeling blue doesn't necessarily mean you are doing something wrong. Rather, it helps us come to terms with the harsh side of reality and move on.

And the Instagram account 'Mad Sad Not Good' is trying to normalize it.

Using the universal language of memes, it shares relatable jokes about everyday struggles, fostering a sense of solidarity and understanding among its followers.

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c0wbitch Report

cat
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can't be the only one who vaguely misses 2020, in a weird sort of way. edit: the amount of people upvoting this is sad, i'm sorry so many people are so stressed with life right now. stay safe, i love you all, try to prioritize yourselves 🩵

KinoEel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really enjoyed quarantine, would go back in a heartbeat

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Say No to Downvoting
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spoken by someone who was not homeschooling 3 kids and trying to work a full time job at the same time…

Reviewer UK01
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While queuing for groceries for a household of people with special medical diets and having to go to multiple shops to make it work. People talking about how lovely it is to take walks and shop at their local artisan bakery when my area is all broken glass, trash and dog poo. They knocked half our shopping centre down just before the lockdowns so it's actually STILL not been rebuilt cos a protected species moved in to the side that had been vacated but not demolished, so we didn't have artisan bakeries we had a single shop: a betting shop. I had a lot of healthcare delayed and I'm finally going to an appointment for a problem I developed in March 2020. The appointment is on Monday. Yes, this upcoming 2024 Monday.

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Tee Rat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to work through quarantine and didn't quite get this glimpse. The roads were empty though.

Tom Brincefield
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. Made getting across Manhattan and through Chicago a lot faster.

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Vicky Reimerink
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in a hospital during the pandemic. Now way I will ever miss that time. I still have nightmares.

marcus bridge
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a baby and I started a new job just before it. It was the hardest time time of my life. Absolutely brutal. There was no dancing or making bread for me.

Petra Schaap
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

:-( yeah i dont like the way some people are making it sound like it was pure fun

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DUN DUN
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, not everyone could get that glimpse😔

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I liked the empty roads and the quiet. I didn't like my dad being diagnosed with Alzheimer's in the April and not being able access the support he needed

Petra Schaap
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there were fun parts, but mostly getting super depressed because i wasnt able to see friends and family because you were not supposed to cross the border (they obviously live in another country) and i missed going to concerts too much. I had to let my BF go to a friends funeral on his own. When another friend died, i did nothing but cry and cry and cry for a week. At a certain moment my BF desperately said "i wish i could take you somewhere to get your mind off of it but i cant even take you into town for a coffee or a nice meal" So yeah, no, i dont understand the way its glorified. And as an extra bonus, it brought up all the conspiracy idiots too. F**k that s**t.

Amy S
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't remember that, I remember working like a dog with no childcare and losing my hair from stress. I was so jealous of my friends who were furloughed!

Tamra
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a pretty simplistic, rose-colored view of an event that affected the entire world, and a lot of it in pretty rough ways. I agree there might have been a few good moments like this post describes, but it's hard to overlook the lost income for so many, the interruption to kids' education, massive medical staff burnout, and oh yeah, the millions of dead.

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    #2

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning about America's health policies, education policies, cost of livelihood gave me nightmares, BRO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR AN AMBULANCE????

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we don't have a healthcare system, we have a healthcare INDUSTRY.

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    Charlotte Sandoval
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I moved to the US when I was 4 and yeah, this country has its problems (who doesn't?) but I wouldn't live anywhere else. I love it here!

    potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like you are being taken hostage. Are you okay?

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    Trash Panda 🦝
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *proud American- we're not too happy about this sh*t show either. 🤦‍♂️

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have quite a point here: most people are proud to be a citizen of their nation, for instance British or Spanish, but are not happy about the shows in their countries either. Somehow most gouvernments lack contact with their constituents, except when it's election time.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for heavens sake, please no. I'm bloody fed up with this shïte, and I'm not even from there. Put a sock in it bored Panda

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not Boredpanda who voted this #1. Apparently the majority do not share your opinion.

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    Teachzebra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an American, I’ve lived most of my life in America, but I’ve also lived in Europe. There are great things about both cultures, and there are bad things about both cultures. No place is perfect.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is it with the constant anti-American hate speech on Bored Panda?

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to counteract the constant American propaganda we've been bombarded with for the last 100 years. "Land of the free, home of the brave" "Truth, Justice, and the American way" "The best country on earth" (Disagreeing is not hate speech)

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    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been here my whole life please help 😭

    irissii (she/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i was gonna say i don't think i've ever wanted to move there 💀 no offence

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now let me be very clear: the US is a wonderful country to live in IF YOU'RE RICH. Otherwise, move/stay away

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several other locations on the planet that could claim that title as well.

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    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you name one country where people live in harmony with their gouvernments and way of life? Some countries are so much worse than the US, and some are better, but you cannot change a society or institution by walking away from it.

    Amo Mazzuchelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia here, yeah not perfect but we have gun control, free health care, subsidised medication, manageable student loans. Growing up I always wanted to live in America, still would love to visit but that's all.

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    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, I was worried we'd go an hour or two without pissing on other's countries.

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    To learn more about the things that we feel, we contacted London-based psychiatrist and author of 'You Are Not Meant To Be Happy. So Stop Trying,' Rafa Euba.

    "Sadness is a natural emotion that we are meant to experience during certain periods in our lives," he told Bored Panda. "It is normally intermittent, like all our other emotions, and will come and go depending on what's happening at any given time."

    "Sadness is more persistent during periods of adaptation to a loss when it will help us gradually reset our mind in response to that loss," the psychiatrist added. "The sadness we feel when we fail to achieve a certain goal, or that associated with unrequited love, may also help us re-evaluate our ambitions and lower our expectations. Sadness makes us withdraw and reflect for a while, which may result in better planning."

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    #3

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The groaning of even trying to achieve a squat would do me in.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha your name made me chuckle. Do you still like Pepsi with milk?

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely not be surprising anybody but myself if I was able to quickly jump up

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't die from knee pain or cramp first, that is.

    Dee Breezy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *crouches to go into stealth.......can't get back up*

    UtanaYona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW!!??? The ground is so far away?

    Stormblessed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we stretch in P.E., it's silence while everyone does squats but then there's me with the cracking knees.

    Ana Clara Marin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys can someone please help me?? What does "?" Means on bp??

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im assuming you mean after the "lol", its an emoji, you're just unable to see it

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol 😜 At this very moment I’m taking a break from replaying Assassin’s Creed Odyssey right off the heels of Mirage. I’m constantly seeing irl through the crouch to stealth mode.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning my head and the broken glass in a garbage disposal sound would give me away.

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    TrevShow Report

    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother flew spitfires. That's pretty cool thing to find out.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It very is! My friend's mother was in the air auxiliaries

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm OK with half my family. The other half is Jehovah's Witness. We don't get along.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't happen to keep knocking on your door to talk about it do they?

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    La Lucy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hoping there are better people in our lineage than those we have to deal with now! Then wonder where it all went awry.

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but how else am i supposed to flex that my 12th cousin 14 times removed was royalty? /s

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    removed 14 times!?!?! geez wtf did your cousin do to p**s your family off so bad?!?!?!

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    John Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I for one loved lockdown. Met my fiancee online and because of the restrictions we couldn't meet for ages so we chatted.....a lot! By the time we actually met we knew everything about each other and falling in love was easy.

    C W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think human ancestry fascination is very strange because it's focus is on the biological blood line. Like, I don't know, purebred puppies or rabbits or something. Human breeding to me simply isn't interesting. I wish I could have met the couple that took in my biological grandmother and raised her as their own, changing her socioeconomic place in the world and therefore mine. The woman with whom my great aunt has shared a house for the last 80 years is interesting to me. The couple the same age as my parents who I've invited to be grandparents for my children, whom my children see every week and call grandma and grandpa, and who wrote my children into their will. None of those important and interesting and influential people show in my ancestry. To me that makes ancestry feel like a flat boring shadow of information and ancestry focus makes me see humans as more animal like. Ick.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find my ancestry very interesting, actually. I am currently working on a family tree for my dad who turns 70 this year. I have found some pretty cool things in my family: one guy was a vet in the late 1700s and early 1800s (have no idea what the job really was about, then), one guy collapsed from sun exposure in the field and he died a few days later because they tried to treat it with blood letting, several ancestors had pretty big farms, there is surprisingly little inbreeding when you think about the fact that most of my family is from an area that is known for inbreeding historically... I could go on. I feel lucky that I can trace half my family to back in the early 1500s. :) I only research for the direct line of ancestors, though, not really caring about siblings and other spouses and so on.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everybody has a toxic family, as surprising as this may seem.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case, it's most likely WW2. Grandmother was a a forced labourer on a German farm and actually had a photo of the farm owner, herself and other people. She didn't say one bad word about them but to me she was completely aloof.

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    KabraAakanksha Report

    Pixie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After this nap I'm going to have some energy and get something done." (Lie I tell myself frequently.)

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm angry about something I can't change at the moment I take a nap so I can concentrate on important stuff. usually works actually.

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    Stew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well turning things off and on works a decent amount of the time. Not necessarily bad advice even if results aren't guaranteed

    Lea Ward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering I'm always depressed I can't sleep 100% of the time but I'll definitely try this more.

    Kimbowa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you. I hope your depression eases, and you can find a way to cope with it and feel better. And I hope you get some good sleep not naps but more. I wish all the best for you. I know it can be sucha struggle.

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    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are young, you're not aware of the "reload button" everyone is born with. You could see your nap as a reload moment (and when you're older, you need an entire day to reload:)). So don't waste your nap on things you can't change, just give in to the nap and use it to reload your energy.

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are really depressed, you don't need to nap because you can't even get out of bed in the morning.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping always acts as a reset button for me. Plus, I dream very vividly, so it's never boring. It's like being at the movies all night. Confusing, bizarre movies, but entertainment nonetheless.

    depressed_frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I…I relate so…so much……….. WHY 😭

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    Even though it can knock us down, we shouldn't mistake sadness for depression. "Sadness is an emotion, which often comes combined with other emotions, both negative (like anxiety) and positive," Euba highlighted. "Nostalgia, for instance, is a generally pleasant emotion, even though it includes within it an element of sadness."

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    "In contrast, depression is a clinical condition, an illness that needs to be treated," he said. "In depression, negative emotions spiral out of control, generating enormous suffering. A depressed person feels sad and anxious constantly and for long periods of time, and typically finds it difficult to sleep, or to enjoy anything in their lives."

    "So while emotions are fleeting and have functions that help us live our lives, a depressive illness has no function. It is a malfunction."

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    AshraffRahman3 Report

    J
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Re)Normalize pre-cellphone behaviors. Nobody expected immediate replies. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

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    Delta Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t answer them right away even when I have the energy. Train them to have low expectations

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just look at the text preview and don't open it.

    Niamh Gallagher Kerr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an introvert but I frequently forget to actually reply to messages (I've replied in my head or even wrote replies and just forgot to hit send) Good friends know what I'm like.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I persuade myself that I never saw it in the first place. Like I'll see it a few weeks later and actually believe I haven't seen it before and wonder how I missed it! Is it bad to be that far into denial?!

    Ione Decep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. 'Cuz I don't need that unnecessary stress. Just rip that band-aid off and get it dealt with!

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No regrets, if they expected a reply, they know that needed to ask again every few days.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im in this picture and i dont like it. At least im not alone, but yeah this is how i (dont) function. you dont want to just quickly answer and take your time.

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    TheAndrewNadeau Report

    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to live with myself, trust me, that's enough drama! 😭

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zoo animals are very depressed. Do not give them more depression fuel!

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof positive that diamonds shouldn't be the shiny rocks a relationship is measured by- Penguins

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    #8

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    madsadnotgood Report

    Leanne Hailes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was all hyped up & then not so much 🙃

    Orang lord
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to do bad things and then you’ll live forever

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    Holly Marley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who was 96, and when she died her granddaughter admitted to me that the woman was miserable. She said her g-mother said that at her age, life was just a series of chores, again and again, over and over, and in the last year of her life the woman would randomly say "can I go now?" And her g-daughter knew what she meant.

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her nineties my great grandmother used to say "Der liebe Gott hat mich vergessen"("The dear Father in heaven has forgotten me") - and she was an atheist. At that point she had seen every friend and relative of her age die, experienced every emotion and "seen it all", she was just bone tired of life.

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    pasej41913@bustayes.com
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel. I can't wait to get out of this dumpster fire.

    •Mailbox•
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods already punishing me and I'm only 16- thanks sky father. (Not)

    Dawnieangel76
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have died at least 3 times in my life, but I always avoided it. I'm 47 now, and yes, God is punishing me. I'm only hoping my next life will be awesome to make up for this one.

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time my spouse's grandmother died, she was in her 90s, deaf, blind, unable to walk, and absolutely miserable.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what I think now at 36, I guess I won't grow out of it.

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    It's difficult to say just how much sadness is normal, as there can be a lot of variation in how different people process emotions, but, for example, a survey of 2,000 British adults discovered that on average, they spend three months a year in a glum mood, equating to 96 days a year, or eight days each month.

    Interestingly, the new year doesn't start on a good note either, with a quarter feeling at their lowest during January.

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    madsadnotgood Report

    WFH Forever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they a duck? Are they made of wood? (Monty Python ref)

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    Dahungryfella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but image how much of a hero the guy who rode the first horse must have been. 500kg of pure muscle and bone. And the the guy:"im gonna ride that thing!!" Legend!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wondered how the guy who first drank milk from a cow had to explain what he was doing when he discovered this.

    Alex Ruddies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I don't think we give ourselves enough credit. I'd like to think we'd be smart enough to recognize it's mimicry while trying to hunt it... I mean, I'd probably go, "huh, neat... it's imitating other animals...I wonder how it tastes.".

    Kimbowa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parrot joke: a woman had a parrot that had terrible language with cursing and obnoxious tirades (must’ve heard from the woman herself right?) it was just always rude and saying mean things. And the woman would say back to it, “one of these days…! in a threatening tone. When the holidays came, the woman was afraid if she had people over the bird would say something awful and cause so much trouble and embarrassment. But the bird was quiet the entire time. She was surprised and after everyone left she asked it, Why didn’t you talk this whole time? And the parrot said -first let me ask you this-what on earth did that turkey say to you?”

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    madsadnotgood Report

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a solid step towards recovery. De-demonizing the condition and the trauma(s) that caused it.

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deranged clients for a deranged therapist. It makes sense.

    Tracy Wallick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to my seasonal depression as "pumpkin spice depression" because it sounds more festive. Once we get into December it becomes "peppermint depression".

    walkabout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my middle kid was having discomfort when urinating she complained to my wife, and later her pediatrician that her, "pee pee is spicy." Of course it's part of the family vocabulary now.

    Michelle C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄 I can definitely appreciate that the client found humor in their situation!

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    Zar1na_Khan Report

    cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stress i felt from procrastinating that task for so long overrode any joy i would feel from completing it, sorry

    Delta Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it gets worse! i now feel nothing but dread even when accomplishing things because there is an infinite pile of more things waiting to be done

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you get really bad imposter syndrome when you get praised for all the good work that you have done? I do and I hate it

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    Karynne Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never related to a statement more.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not toxic, that's accepting life

    Linden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, and for autistic folk too, especially if in burnout :(

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    Gregg Bender
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't the only one, Zarina.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took photos of my accomplishments - with pride, because I knew at some point in the future I'd need to remind myself that I'm not a total f&ck up.

    David Wallin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I complete a task, I'm peeved at how easy it was and how little time it took, since I procrastinated so long.

    Probably A bOoK nErD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a rebound dread/ nervousness. My system calms down slower than I can do the task, so when it's done, I still feel nervous for a few minutes after

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a toxic trait or are you an adult?

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    #12

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    somto_Ihezue Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crises upon crises (unrelated but crises is such a weird word)

    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like cries got confused and added an extra S....

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    Satan Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol nothing truer than this. I am digging this post.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever have a time where things are actually going okay but then you get anxious because there's *not* something currently wrong?

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It lightens up a bit when you run your kids off.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what the eff are you doing to create such chaos??

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s what you think, that’s what you’ll get.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a heaping spoonful of mayhem and a pinch of what the hell on occasion.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you dont have kids

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a professional prior to parenthood (and after) and can honestly say juggling crises both professionally and personally is simply adulthood. One can accept it and enjoy life or not. IMO, enjoyment is a much better option.

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    Top winter gloom inducers include the weather, shorter days with dark mornings and evenings, and feeling cold. 

    Spending time with friends and family is the top way people combat January blues, followed by listening to music, resting, and going outdoors.

    That being said, the average person spends just under an hour a day outdoors in winter and estimates only 44 minutes of that is in direct sunlight.

    Furthermore, one in five only gets between 1 and 15 minutes a day under the winter sun’s rays.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can't get up from one and go back to sleep in the other.

    Pickle (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'cause when you get to the other you're magically not tired anymore 🙃

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    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words have never been written.

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits deep the older I get.

    Cath Rowe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly absolutely correct ✅

    Marlene Kent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or recliner sleepy. It’s comfy if I accidentally fall asleep but not when I wake up and have to climb 15 stairs without fully waking up.

    Star the Furry Therian!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The equivalent of couch sleepy for me is mellow mat sleepy. I can put on a random gaming stream and lie on my stomach and POOF im out.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep the first half in my recliner, pee, then flop into bed for the second half.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Gig work opportunity - "Mobile valet" Like uber, but you summon a valet, who gets dropped off at your destination, takes your car, and drives around Toronto or finds a parking space until you message them, then meets you, hands your car back, and charges you $25 per hour. Valets have QR badges you scan when you give them your keys. You get a $2 per hour discount if you select to let them pick up and drop off other valets to gigs with your car during your booked window. For an additional fee, they can take your car to be washed, and/or detailed, charge the battery and drop off your drycleaning. The evening service includes a "Drive me home" option for drinkers, where the valet drives you home in your own car and gets collected by an uber. It's cheaper than downtown parking, a door to door service, and you never have to look for a parking space again.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put it that way it just makes it so much more f****d up

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the parking space can't even SPEND or ENJOY that money!

    Eddie Hiott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats called "GREED", but I bet people pay to do it every day.

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Parking spaces have feelings too!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 million dollars in a CD makes more than someone who gets up for work everyday and goes to a full time job. And they're not even allowed to have a morning Starbucks coffee without the rich yelling at them.

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    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't argue, give me seventeen wishes please

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then spend all 17 on things that ruin you even more

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    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cackles* gonna need more than just 17 to fix this mess, darling

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My third wish would always be "and a never-ending supply of wishes" anyway.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the rule is you can't wish for more wishes.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in the USA, the genie would be making the "But all of this gesture" right now.

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My self loathing self: “But I don’t deserve 17 wishes, people will think I’m looking for attention.”

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take offence but, y'know *gestures vaguely at self*, I'd say that's pretty fair.

    A Beautiful Minecraft Server Network
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you even just had one wish, the first thing you should wish for is infinite wishes.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can wish for three (and only 3) of the following: beauty, health, money, power. Which 3 are you wishing for?

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty, health, & money. Cause if you have money, you have power.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg. I can see her up-down look and wave of hand.

    megasmacky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only need one. Money and lots of it. $100 million absolutely will solve all your problems. Money lets you do what makes you happy. Money pays for therapy. Money lets you help others. Money gives you freedom. "Money isn't everything" or "Money doesn't buy happiness" is a scam to keep poor people from getting too angry or asking awkward questions.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money doesn't cure cancer or cystic fibrosis or MS or, well you get the idea. While Money is great, health is probably the best wish.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Connecting flights. Not everyone is flying to Cincinnati. Many of them are flying beyond Cincinnati. "Beyond Cincinnati" is the name of my new work in progress post-apocalypse novel.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And can we all be in it please?? I’ll be the one who is really happy I found a box of tea bags under some rubble??

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a flight to Kigali, like how are so many people going there, it isn’t a big place and your definitely not getting a connecting flight

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i get older I'm joining the 'these people are only here to annoy me' crowd.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray, the work day is usually over by 8 P.M.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NPC WITH RANDOM ROLL INVENTORY! This is where you can level up your charisma by talking to them.

    Mr. Ping Pong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Cincinnati have an airport? Why Cincinnati? Why?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that man next to you must be a UPS driver...

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Relax. You'll live longer.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airports are far too peopley for me, let alone be trapped mid air with them. Has anyone gat a vacant hermitage I can move into, please?

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    But just as sadness is a natural emotion, so are its remedies. Dr. Shelley James, director at Age of Light Innovations, said that bright light, especially in the morning, can help boost your mood in three naturally powerful ways: by helping the brain to regulate mood hormones, supporting alertness, and making it easier to fall asleep.

    James noted that simply getting outside into natural daylight can sometimes be enough to top up your mood, as it boosts your body even when the sun isn't breaking through, as well as giving you a chance to get a little exercise.

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    H1TWOM4N Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey, I think they fell for it!”

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why they wanted a wooden horse in the first place. Seems kind of silly.What can you do with a big wooden horse?

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A multi story horse for free sounds like a good statue

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where is the bathroom?" - "Bathroom?..."

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly the same thing may have been said by Noah’s wife.

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    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical late-night behavior

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing they weren't 5 year olds. Trojans "Where are the Greeks hiding? " Kids in horse all shout: "hehehe We're in HERE! !!"

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Odysseus held a knife to the throat of anyone who looked like they were about to make noise. ;)

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    Molly Whuppie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. this needs to be higher really. they're just convection ovens.

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is that all they are? So when I see air fryer directions in a recipe, I can just use my convection oven?

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toaster oven with a fan doesn't sound as trendy. Living alone I do find mine handy For small jobs it's easier/faster/less energy than firing up my real oven

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it takes away sooo much space for such a little compartment to put your food in.

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    SBocker78
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad decided to eat healthier by cooking his French fries in an air fryer...he used to bake them.

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, as a German air fryers confused the hell out of me because... our ovens usually already do that. We have indirect heat and air frying and grilling functions in our ovens.

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main thing to keep in mind is they are actually less efficient than ovens if both were used to capacity, they only become slightly efficient if you are only doing a small batch which would be more wasteful to do in a large oven. Also if you are home during summer and are just trying to warm things sometimes putting stuff in a covered dish and leaving it inside your car where it can get sun will heat it enough.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we still haven't tried the one we got for xmas. it's a pretty red one.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I figured out how to make cookies in mine life happy tripled

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, We had one for six months before we realized both our regular oven and our toaster oven did the same thing, so now we have three of the d*MN things and we didn't really even need one of them.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right ! And it’s definitely NOT frying air !

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    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Godness sake 🎶Girl you know it's true🎵

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh and now that song is stuck in my head!

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an addict this hits hard...God dammit all u want is to stay in that few drunk places forever but turns out continuously drinking does not mean you stay in that place ...catch 22 lol! Well at least in recovery i can laugh about it now!

    Quackenyeti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from 2.1 to 2.4 drinks, I'm a wizard at billiards, darts, dancing, and talking to people. After 2.5, all bets are off...

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the doctor says in Whisky Galore, it's a well known fact that some men are born two drinks below par. For me it's two coffees.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 glasses of wine and we can talk like i a regular human

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's ok with you 'cause I plan on using this----a lot!

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuh... I feel called out for something I didn't realise... If I drink too much, I become 'normal'...

    Rocky Horror Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be on an introvert list also.

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    #20

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    OneSmolCat Report

    TrashPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cute kitten pfp is just a cover up😂

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a resteraunt I ordered some wine and the waitress asked to see my id. I was flattered and asked if she thought I was underage and she replied with “no, I just want to see if you qualify for the seniors discount.”

    Jakoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how they know, then I could probably be drinking illegally right now.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There, there...It's up to you to turn the light back on. Get busy livin'...without alcohol.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember feeling a twinge of sadness when I realized places that sell liquor were no longer bothering to card me

    Blaze Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently started getting id'd again!

    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thanks why it’s easy for kids to buy alcohol underage

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo even if im underage if i go into the liquor store looking like hell they won’t ID? How did I not know this before??

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you reach that state, the booze should be easier to get. By then it's medicinal, not recreational.

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    "If you feel sad occasionally, bear in mind that this is just a natural emotion that is very much a part of our lives," psychiatrist Rafa Euba added. "Think of it as 'mental weather,' a natural fluctuation that will pass soon and will probably be replaced by a different emotion."

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    "Remember too that despite what you see in social media, we are not really meant to be consistently happy. Humans will always struggle with intermittent difficult emotions, which are there because of a set of very powerful biological and evolutionary reasons, so they are not going to go away any time soon."

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    SimuLiu Report

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but how will you benefit capitalism then? /s

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quadratic equations are really kinda niche as a job skill.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have 15 buckets of ice cream in your fridge. Your sh*tty neighbor comes asking you to give him 5 buckets. How many buckets do you have now? 15. Yes, because you said no. That's self love

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it takes longer to learn than quadratic equations

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your parents can teach you quadratic equation, then why not? It is fascinating that people expect school to teach basic life skills. This is the core task of family, to teach children how their body and soul works, positive interaction with other living things and a household (including taxes, bank stuff, planning shopping fir meals, ...) is run. They can provide first hand experience, instead of a theoretical lesson with Powerpoint-slides. If parents refuse to treat their children as "apprentices", or children refuse to learn it, then it is not the fault of the education system. School = teaching a wide field of things, enabling you to understand that there is a world beyond your own city and identify the skills you are good at, so you can choose a job you don't hate.

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are children without parents, there are children with parents that work multiple jobs to keep a roof over their head and food in their mouths, there are parents who are just lousy at parenting. So where do those kids learn it?

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this was teachable, students would still be like, When am I ever going to use this? Let's cut class

    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a class on balancing a bank account and real world cost of living. It'd be a harsh realization but if a kid knew going in how hard it is, they could start thinking about what they might do to improve their odds.

    BravePanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this class unit three times in 13 years.6th grade: Meet the people in town, a five day field trip. Then in 8th grade, we picked life parameters at random and needed to use resources (rental listings, jobs, etc( to built a budget. Then in high school, we went to the grocery store, we drew envelopes with fake money and had to "buy" food for the week. Some people had to buy groceries for large families on very little money. The poor kids finally got the highest grades, the more affluent students really struggled to make affordable and nutritious choices.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today a course like that would be considered "woke" and banned.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the quadratic equation helps you find your roots

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, because -b +/- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) all over 2a is much easier to remember. ;-)

    Stormblessed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else are you going to calculate the velocity of a pumpkin then put it on a graph?

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    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still fighting the doomerism. It's hard but I refuse to give in!

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry, but all I can see ist the typo... (does that make me the villian?)

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my villain arc now (if you ask my family)

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already happened. The woman I was even ten years ago wouldn't recognize myself today.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah too late,. I mean look at my wardrobe, it’s mostly black

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better live as villain than die as a hero

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading “Dean’s Big Book of Answers” I cried when I didn’t understand how many years it was going to be before the Sun exploded, thinking it was going to be sooner. I don’t know if I would be as upset now!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m still annoyed. I was planning on washing my hair that night.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a tan is the side effect of exposure to a massive nuclear explosion that just won't stop

    Maryland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello darkness my old friend

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me feel less guilty about loving night time. The silence, the peace of mind.

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean our natural state is to sleep, and we only get up to do stuff due to external factors

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the first million years of the universe's existance there weren't even any suns to shine any light. Can you imagine a universe of just darkness? I can't.

    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And billions of years to get the first heavy elements.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if the radiating ball of flame wasn't there, we wouldn't be here anyway to feel sad about it.

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    #24

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as you use your turn signal

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much use telling the driver behind you.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have to merge to get through the LincolnTunnel. Turned into Evil Kenevil.

    BubblesTheSugarGlider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this sticker...scrap that, we all just need to start being kinder to eachother and this wouldn't be a problem.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in NY, people won't let you merge deliberately so that you start crying.

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must get toughen up merging can be a blood sport. Big city rush hour Friday afternoon is good time to practice

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make you a target here in Maryland.

    Probably A bOoK nErD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every student driver should have this. We would be unstoppable!

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love highways that are designed with a parallel merge lane that drops back to the access road if traffic is too thick; hate forced merge Y's, they are just dangerous, sometimes traffic is too thick, slow laners sometimes can't or won't move over, and yielding puts you in the position of having to test out your car's 0 to 70+ abilities to jump into the next gap.

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    However, if you suspect that you might be depressed, Euba advises you to seek professional help. "Treatment and therapy will help, and you will then be able to experience the normal range of human emotions (including occasional sadness) without the burden of your depression."

    For more similar memes, check out our first publication on 'Mad Sad Not Good.'

    #25

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    zephanijong Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not about the specifics of friendship, just that those “friends” happen to be people

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brain is convinced that they're the ones scared to hang out with me lol

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They secretly hate me, don't they?

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 41 and still feel anxiety before any party or social event. Life are u serious ??

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm constantly worried they're bored out of their minds with me but staying quiet just to be polite 🥲

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHAT FRIENDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaahahehehehehuhuhu" *uncontrollable sobbing ensues*

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    #26

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    rabhinderkannan Report

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I have all of these, and I'm not even 18!

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    BossyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That achievement is unlocked when you move out of your parents' house. But it's becoming a lot harder to sustain now that plastic bags are banned..

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    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like I’m on track then. Great!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be running slow. The relationship that almost broke me was at 37yo, the constant sense of dread was 36yo and teh back pain is FORTUNATELY nowhere to be seen. I'm 43 now though.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if you're lifting right lower back pain shouldn't become a thing. Well, at least if you don't have a really physically strenuous job or some sort of degenerative spinal condition...

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No relationship broken at 41. Instead i have a 15 y mariage barely surviving. I guess we are way too tired to even discuss divorce.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 29 and still no relationships. Guess I'm beating the system? 🤔

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things weren't too bad until 2016...

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back is still somewhat okay, what am I doing wrong? 🤔

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a late bloomer. I have experienced these but after 30

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    #27

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    KylePlantEmoji Report

    Frankie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason for this is because people in the past could not predict bad weather the way we can now, and one major reason for all the sunken ships is because they kept going through that area during hurricane season. They have about 6 hurricanes a year, usually between June and November

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also because some people discovered that books and documentaries about the sPoOkY Bermuda Triangles sell really well, so they waay overhyped the accidents that did happen.

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an irrational fear of the Bermuda triangle growing up! Like it's not as if it was somewhere I ever had to go! Live on the other side of the world lol

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And then the plane disappeared from radar! Where could it go?! Did it just *vanish* into thin air?!?!?!” Yeah turns out there’s this thing below the airplane called “the ocean” that has a very deep bottom. It’s not a wormhole into another dimension or another place/time. It’s the ocean. 🌊

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things you thought were going to be much more of a problem in life: the Bermuda Triangle, quicksand, needing to know how to escape an attacking bear, spontaneous human combustion, complete strangers offering free drugs, the floor potentially being lava...

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. Most of the time the people who offer you free drugs are your friends

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifelong sailor here. We don't go into the Bermuda Triangle, because it has the perfect conditions to make highly dangerous winds. That's it. That's the secret.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boat noises scared the monsters and aliens away.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is believed that Amelia Earhart's plane (Lockheed Electra) has been found of the coast of Australia.

    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aliens had all they could take of humans...Now they toss them back!

    Amo Mazzuchelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt that more ships/planes and weird things happened over the Bass Straight (Body of water between Victoria and Tasmania, Australia) than the Bermuda Triangle.

    T J R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be going down that Internet search rabbit hole later today. Thank you!! :D

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    Probably A bOoK nErD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People became too interested in it that the triangle was just like 'screw it, I'm out'

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    #28

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say Robin Williams, but good answer!

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was pretty sure i will write a lot of books as an adult. How f****n sad it is.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virginia Woolf ... She invented putting the miserable inside voice train on paper

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whitney Houston would have been my answer.

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vincent Van Gogh. I would be like “Dude, you don’t have to go down this road!. I know you’re hurting”. I Wish there were medications back then, not that it solves everything. Another one is Jesus. I wonder what he was REALLY like.

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    #29

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe you should have not bought weed online with bitcoins... Stupid me from the past i talk about you !

    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being 4 in 2008 was a terrible financial decision

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was applying to colleges then. Knew I was screwed, and hey! I was right!

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Donald Trump going around the investment show circuit then telling everyone to invest in real estate, and I just kept thinking, "Dude, we don't have any money. That's why the market effing crashed."

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for not buying a house when interest rates were low a few years ago

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we could afford one now if we weren't addicted to Starbucks /s

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what I should have been doing with my communion money! I was in high school by then so it must have collected a few pennies of interest at that point

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    #30

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I just spit my tea all over the computer.

    BubblesTheSugarGlider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying. On the floor. And my cat is looking at me concerned.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it was by "accident "?🤔

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but that’s hilarious.

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the drawn-in period after session?

    #31

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    dylanali_ Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the other half is just pretending to be sane.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That half is slowly losing it from dealing with all the crazies

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    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood is wondering whether I was adopted or created at some lab because f*ck me if I have anything in common with the lot of them.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that 8 billion souls have 8 billion uniquely functioning brains...what is mental illness exactly? Gonna be a slightly different opinion for everyone isn't it?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been happy with only half.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 7, and it was all my family... Yeah, I'm too adult.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's true, but mine won't admit it

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the women in my family...

    K B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the top half (because that's where their heads are of course)

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    #32

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    hydingadork Report

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tip I've recently discovered: Morningstar Farms Spicy Black Bean veggie burgers. And Martin's potato sandwich rolls. Put the roll into the toaster oven. Put a burger (still frozen) onto a plate; microwave 45 seconds, flip it over (on the plate; don't flip the plate over...) microwave 35 seconds. Put a slice of cheese on it when it's done. By that time the roll is toasted; put it on another plate (the first is kinda greasy; I don't like that, but if you don't mind it, you can save washing a plate). I like sweet relish on it; put it on the roll, then the burger and close it up. It probably took longer to read this than to actually cook it.

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    Vada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese straight from the fridge is my go to

    MargyB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the KFC is better when I can order online plus I can alter it without speaking with anyone. Worth the ridiculous $8.95 fee!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon delivers canned food, 2 day delivery.

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    #33

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Rocky Horror Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I've found what I'm going to change my FB description to.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had this before I retired.

    #34

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La di da at least yours has a sophisticated accent

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure south London or Essex would generally be described as “sophisticated”. Maybe if it was saying, “I was disappointed to discover I was experiencing the morbs” or “it does appear rather melancholic, does it not?” 🇬🇧

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to hear that. Bit sad, innit?

    Vada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why am I dealing with this wanker?" I am not British, but I love the tone.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need an "absolute", "total" or "chuffing" in there to make it properly authentic. ;-)

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the last week and a half? Lucky you!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Innit, is NOT sophisticated !

    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American but my inner dialogue switches from Scottish to Russian to British to Australian

    Mr. Ping Pong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky mate! I keep hearing "Are you really going to do that c**t?"

    Brent Amador
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just says “it’s a bit of a wiffle innit?” I don’t even know wtf that means.

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    #35

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    madsadnotgood Report

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If he watches Friends reruns one more time, Imma lose it.” (I proceed to watch another Friends rerun, wondering why I’m hearing screaming from the bushes outside).

    rainbowbrite141
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get your stalker to end themselves instead of you...

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Robert Pattinson get rid of a stalker but meeting them and just being incredibly dull?

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as well and thought it was brilliant!

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    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have plans! My plans are to stay in bed. This doesn't happen all by itself, you know. I had to buy a Netflix subscription, is that not preparation?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such a routine freak that if anyone was monitoring my daily life, they'd get bored af for literal years, then freak out just because I had a 5 min delay in my usual errand schedule.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had same thought about my phone being wired like in the movies. Which conversation dl you expect ?

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stalker just be like "Wow. I'm leaving this is just sad"

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to get a stalker, i'd have to leave the house ever, and engage with people locally!

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a stalker I'd expect them to start a baking hobby out of boredome. "Is she still working? Yup, still typing, working. Oh a bit of doomscrolling. How exciting."

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home. Stalker better bring a book to read.

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    #36

    Mad-Sad-Not-Good-Memes

    madsadnotgood Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has clearly been taking the Mickey out of him!

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always imagine a badass movie where we follow for instance this guy, and all hell breaks loose. This guy in a Minnie Mouse suit beating up bad guys.

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something like that at a parade in the US one time. The old guy was dressed as the dalmation dog was leaned against the fire truck with his dog head removed, smoking a cigarette.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid just saw this. I’m in deep shīt for at least 6 years !

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...so that's what bottom of the barrel looks like.

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel ya, Minnie. I really do.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Cheech really fell off huh

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minnie needs a hug ☹️

    FROGS!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My. Life. Is. A. Fu***ng. Lie. :C

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    #37

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    madsadnotgood Report

    Joe BaggaDonuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~~~ Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together ~~ I've got some real estate here in my bag

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about very deep like or severe mutual admiration?

    SummerVeE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In BC, Canada, after two years of living together - you are now considered married legally. Congratulations, your boyfriend or girlfriend now gets half of the equity in your home & half of your pension, bank account, and other assets acquired while dating them!

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get you. Feeling like you need to get a partner to financially survive the times. Take a deep breath, we are better off on our own sometimes.

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says you have to be in love? I lived in a room in a house with 8 other people for 2 years.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People used to get married to become citizens. How times have changed.

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    #38

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    exstentialspicy Report

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that you added a lil ✨️razzle dazzle✨️ to the mental illness.

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t know if anything is real, just try not to think about it except for the 3:30 last night when it really stresses you out

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just two forms of PTSD, anxiety and depression in a trench coat pretending to be a person.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all I know I was programmed to comment to this post at this exact moment in history.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever my plans may be it is likely in that in the next 24 hours I will take a shower and clean up after the cats.

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I know that I’m real? What if I’m fake?!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be mean to people but i don't, just in case they're real.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does take some getting used to.

    pasej41913@bustayes.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My plan for the future is to thankfully not be in it.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking forward to 2024 and on January the 1st, Japan had an earthquake. I have stopped making plans

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fun fact at one team building thing was "I work at the library" which would have been a super fun fact, if it wasn't a library staff team building thing.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar one. My go-to is "I like to make video games in my spare time" but then we were doing a meet-and-greet at a game jam so I was like, "I make games! Oh right so do all of you. Well, I'm out of ideas."

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone else completely forget everything about themselves when asked questions? like somebody will be like "what's your favourite movie" and my brain goes "I HAVE NEVER WATCHED A MOVIE IN MY LIFE"

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to deal with these questions is to have a designated answer, it doesn't necessarily have to be true, just something that sounds cool.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, heres my fun fact about me. You know, sometimes when I'm... Oh, wait, have you ever... No, never mind. Anyway, socks, right? They're like... But back to the point, did you... Well, actually, forget about that. So, goldfish... Oh, wait, did I mention... Um, never mind.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fun fact? I can taste my tinnitus.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an interview for a master program at university, I once told the interviewers that my parents are still alive when they asked me to introduce myself.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing fun about me... also I have clinical depression.

    T J R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the same fun fact, but panic when I realize that most of the people in the room already heard it and I have to come up with a new one.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily I had some warning of this, so I could think of something good but actually true

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First quarter was fine, it was the second quarter when it really went to s**t >_<

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, why is someone quoting me on BP?

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not in prison you're winning.

    #41

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    everywhereist Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they're doing a s**t job cos unhappy leads to unalive for lots of us.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only need to keep you alive long enough to successfully reproduce. After that you're yesterday's TV listings.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add in the middle "In a hunter gatherer society where we interact with the same 200 people all our lives, and encounter strangers once a year"

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist asked me why I'm so negative. Bc I'm a human? We all remember bad things more vividly to avoid danger in the future.

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Create more anxiety. I suppose that's one way to keep clients coming back.

    Dahungryfella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is 100% accurate. Our brains are made to survive, not thrive! But there is a way we can tap into this negative superpower for our benefit! Example: say you want to be happier! Simply Imagine all the things an unhappy person does and write them down! "Drinking, smoking, not excercising, not meeting friends regularly,...." Your brain will easily find characteristics of an unhappy person. Then, simply start doing all the inverse things of the things you have written down. "Drink less, stop smoking, go for a daily walk, meet up with different friends once a week,...." this is just an example, you can do this with so many things in your life. Another example: say you want to be a gardener but have no idea where to start. Well, what would a bad gardener do?....... I know this will probably get buried but i started doing this and my life has improved dramatically. Feel free to share this advice.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a mentally healthy person in a stable environment this may or may not work. For every clinicaly depressed panda out here this was a kick in the face

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    Probably A bOoK nErD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then why does my happy juice happen in my brain?? omfg that sounds so wrong

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    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your father also ate your brother. Wow, careful 👀

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats is her own niece. One of her middle names is Antigone for this reason.

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    caitiedelaney Report

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its important to have lots of glasses with water around, in case of aliens

    La Lucy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick...no! Dust mites, cat paws, cat tongue lapping up the water...and that is only after an hour.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy covers for my glasses as there’s nothing worse than getting a lovely fresh glass of water to find a cat’s head in it a minute later, despite their own fresh water away from their food bowls, from the same tap!

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    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very long. I do not want to drink dead skin cells & cat hair coated water.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly why I use a water bottle. With a nice secure top on it.

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    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not long before the cats knock it off the counter...

    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does taste stale after awhile. Gasses coming out of solutions maybe?

    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't go bad but after like, 8 hours it tastes funky

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like my drinks to be super cold, but I don't want my water to be room temperature either. I'll use a water glass for a full week, but it needs fresh water each time I drink and the occasional light rinse.

    TaeilOfTime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should only leave it for a day if you drank out of it due to bacteria buildup from saliva

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about all the dust that settles on the surface...and cat hair.

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    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finals week or my final week, stay tuned.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm giving up drinking for the rest of the year. Sorry, bad punctuation... I'm giving up. Drinking for the rest of the year.

    Lisa Bork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas might be all about giving, but it sure would be nice to receive something every once in a while.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one thing that's better to Get than to Give.

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I did wear out my old dvd copy of Up.

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is getting the Volkswagen then?

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    Y A Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, punished for being competent.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say: the reward they give to the person who works the hardest is a bigger shovel.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we didn't have so many coworkers who were too smart to make this mistake.

    #46

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine told me about all of the things she was doing for her children for Christmas, and without thinking, I just said: “God, I always hated Christmas so much when I was a child.” And when I saw the shocked look on her face, I was just as shocked to realise for the first time how shocking a statement that actually is. But yeah, Christmas was not a good time in my family.

    Navi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas is where the divide between what is and what should be is at it's highest level.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, when I turned 12, that was my first year of my life when nothing bad happened. The only year so far.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It constantly amazes me when people talk about being happy at some point in their childhood.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the one doing all the work to make the holiday magical, it becomes less magical to you over time.

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathetic. 12? HA MY PARENTS HAVENT BEEN PARENTS SEEN I WAS 5 SUCKER

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so unhappy when I was 12. My life as an adult is so much better now

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying people presents for someone else's birthday makes no sense.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid's going to be shaving in the 4th grade.

    #48

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    vanillaopinions Report

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every morning, the 21 year old inside of me looks at the 60 year old in the mirror and says "What the f**k happened?"

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until you hit 50, in some places the age bracket is just written as "50+" like once you turn 50 you might as well be 94.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this was the one that gutted me, bloody cheek

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    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you're filling out an online form and scrolling to pick your year of birth takes quite an effort.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Website: "Select your age range." Me: "Why are you forcing everyone with arthritis to scroll a zillion times?!"

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you are in the "Over 65" category...

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just left the 25-35 bracket in surveys :(

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm still in that bracket mentally, you can't stop me

    Phred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids! Hah. I'm 63. I have no idea how that happened.

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait to fall into pieces after 40.... Never visited docs and specialists so much on the last three years

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    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own decision to stay up til 4am

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, but that's the only time I have free & quiet

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anxiety and depression won't let me sleep for eight hours.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's all because that one time in our misspent youth we lay down to watch a show, fell asleep for 10 minutes and woke up feeling refreshed and alert like we slept all night. Chasing a high we will never reach again since ......

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what flashes before your eyes as you die, you won't live to regret and wish it was something else so what's the issue?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: The memories flashing quickly is your brain desperately trying to find something to help you out of the situation. The fact we know it happens implies it sometimes works.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well seeing as basically my entire family has decided that being awful to me for being myself is okay, I would welcome that. As long as my wife gets to enjoy it with me.

    cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you'll die with a smile on your face

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does get censored, that's why some people use 'unalive', because the censor doesn't recognize that, apparently.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand just like that, I'm gonna put my phone on the charger and snuggle with my amazing fiancé and talk about weekend plans. Thanks BP. 👍. Good looking out. 🙂

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell u what will flash before your eyes..it's not memes, it's not your life or memories, it's what all the other people felt due to your actions...all of it, the good and the bad. And you are stripped of your ego so you have no excuses but face it. Been there. Got revived.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you see from the day you're born to the day you die IS the memories of your past life

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the people who ordered them made felt the pain. Not the ads fault they exist.

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my generations ads either took you to virus.attack sites or were themselves viruses like pop-ups that just generate more pop-ups so for us "ad-blocking" software is really first line anti-virus anti-malware that eliminates 99.9% of problems.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to switch browsers on Bored Panda due to anti-adblock popups. I don't have an adblocker, but when I open Bored Panda on Firefox, it thinks I do.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were true then I would turn off my ad blockers and go on a rampage on YouTube

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Michigan we have a commercial with a guy who is supposed to be a retiree advertising a health insurance supplement provider/facility. This silly assed guy spends the whole commercial either dancing, waving his feet around or in general, acting like he has TD. Whoever signed off on that STUPID ad should spend the rest of their life starting at it. Old people don't jump up on step stools, we don't get out of a van dancing all the way into the doctors office. What are these people thinking?

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Adds are not so bad. Commercials are a bad abundance.

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    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need empathy. Empathy for others and from ourself to ourself.💜

    Navi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I'm going somewhere!

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no perpetual motion, so earth's orbit is decaying and we are plunging into the sun, though slowly.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a spiral, it's a helix

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then try your best on finding the strength and courage to turn around and walk the opposite side, which is up

    Roselyn Park
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circling the Plughole is how I see it.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entropy has you by your ankles and it ain't letting go.

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    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly damp, confusing and probably haunted

    Deniz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … where anxiety meets depression

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Appsoloutly. This is spot on... In all ways associated...

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    TechnicallyRon Report

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic taught me what wines to serve at breakfast.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto! I did pair a lovely Pinot Gris with my porridge and honey one morning.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We no longer celebrate the start of a New year but celebrate surviving the last one

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is… my birthday, somewhere in between there. :(

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people work between Christmas and New years.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, and I really like working inbetween the years!

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    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't have to be December to start drinking at 10 AM!

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    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of West Virginia is your family from???

    Astoriuz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    west virginia is normal compared to this s**t they prolly from either Kentucky or michigan. f**k those states bruv

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    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally snort laughed! Best I have read all day.🤣🤣🤣

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a teacher who said orgasm instead of organism in front of teenagers.

    Isa Wan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-native speaker here - what does it mean?

    Isa Wan
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind, I googled it. For others who also don't know: having a large penis is the meaning.

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    Dahungryfella
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    1 year ago

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    I really don't see the issue. Having a father with a large penis increases his status and therefore the status of your house. Though probably want to follow up that he was walking around the house and his robe fell open or something....

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    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Thats exactly how my day was!

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how their day was but unless they know you really well you can guarantee they'll just say 'fine!'

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT, is there a computer with a spreadsheet open at the end of it?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having grown up with four sisters, don't ask unless you really want to know. You will find out from them and all their friends.

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    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but please let him have the years of blissful ignorance. Life hurts enough as it is!

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    heyitscaseymae Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem. Because I KNOW the giant tits have already been noticed and appreciated

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant t*ts are all well and good but when your youth goes they become a tripping hazard

    spicy (she/he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …i’m sorry but ayesha erotica just came into my head in that one song when she says “with these double a cup tits”

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up. drinking for the year.

    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...The period placement has me uncertain whether to say "Good for you!" or "well, good for you, me too."

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing I need is Freudian autocorrect

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unstoppably unstable* There, I fixed it.

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    orhluak Report

    Blaze Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me 2 12 hour days to pick out a keyboard from Amazon

    Cathy Mcgee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And i still bought the first one i found

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    Molly Whuppie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh 2020, almost four years before the Stanley Cup craze. Life was simpler/cheaper for many people then.

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gas price was literally 90 cents (Canadian) per litre where I live in 2020. It was crazy. (Right now it’s about 1$ 75 cents for comparison)

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem unhealthy to me

    Jakoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It be like that sometimes, fo sho

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what can you do anyway?

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Maybe Smith & Wesson could become very close friends of me afterall"

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winter, spring, summer, or fall, I've barely got the energy to crawl...!

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spring: depressed but with lovely desert wildflowers to see.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick and tired of being sick and tired 🎶

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tired is tired of being f€$king way too damn tired lol!

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work but I do it anyway on the hope it might this time

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    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in "Grovetucky," this is accurate. (near Columbus Ohio)

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Zero stars, would not recommend."

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told mother I didn't ask to be born and she laughed, 'Of course you did!', meaning the labour. She also had a dream her father sent me, and angel, to carry mother to heaven when she didn't want to live anymore. If that's true, I'll have words with grandfather after my death.

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that girl who said super troopers has no real friends

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one that was persistently reminded by my parents to be thankful they shat me into this hellhole we call world 😮‍💨😔

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    Stardrop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like it could be an anime title

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents sent each other birds from across the room when they thought we weren't looking

    Dahungryfella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You serious. That would freak me out. Just chilling on the couch watching tv with your dad and suddenly a pidgeon or titmouse or sum sh*t zooms from the kitchen past your face!!

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 12 when mother asked us if she should divorce father. We were tired of their fighting, so we said yes, thinking one of them would move out. They didn't. For the next decade there was civil war at home. I have no words to describe how it destroyed me.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks, I know what you mean, I wish hot girls liked my sense of humour too"

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot guys don't need to be funny, so they rarely learn how to.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Unless they are actors like Ryan Gosling)

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    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally been told this. I believe the wording was, "Phil! You are so funny. I swear if you were better looking I'd be all over you." Thanks! I'll just go get my face sized for a paper bag.

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gnomes riding flamingos

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie gnomes eating flamingos

    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie gnomes of coure.

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    Astoriuz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah why should we post an mf starbucks cup on ig when we can post *cars*

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should we post anything? That's your division

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    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is it. Just doing pointless s**t to distract from intense panic and it not working.

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I spend about 75% of my time in that third thing zone.

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    laura bova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current season of love is blind and the guy does not want to be called brother haha

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry her. The dorkier, the better

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that pigeons would find swans attractive. They might rather go for seagulls.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a seagull trying to swallow a pigeon, fast bc it thought I would take it away.

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    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, pigeons are just colourful doves.

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swans are jerks. Like goose-level jerks.

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not funny indeed, but boy does it bring back memories..

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work with yourself woman. You don’t own a partner (or anyone other than yourself) and it’s not your decision what your partner does or don’t as long as it not harm you.