35 Screenshots Of The Entitled And Delusional Side Of LinkedIn, As Shared On This Instagram Page

skip all the crap, go directly to "dad owns..."

Really got me there-

And then my 4 years old said to me: "You can do it. Hope leads nowhere, but perseverance leads to the right path". And then everybody clapped. (The Internet in a nutshell).

Not cringe at all, BP.

Come on this is clearly a joke

This always cracks me up and I'm so happy that he's accepting of it.

I can’t up vote enough. Don’t forget “importing and exporting.”

He didn't just kiss the Blarney stone...

Good to hear Pablo!

CryptoBros are the worst.

Most of this posts are jokes /sarcasm.

glad you could sign up for Netflix through such a hard process

I don't get it. He is actually wearing business casual clothing, not even a "nice sweater" imo. This is not "entitled" or "delusional", this is just pointless.

I'd give him a pass. Dude is proud he could provide for his family. Sales aren't easy. Let him have his "yeehaw" moment.

That's an achievement in my household. Toddler dgaf about your sleep, it's playtime all the time.

aren't we all?

8000/month! And that's before and after taxes

Wel, it is a perfect bloodpressure score...

How to say you benefit from nepotism while saying you benefit from nepotism.

Me every day. 💪

😂😂😂

Looks less like qualifications and more like he fell asleep on his keyboard.

At least he's honest?

Coughcough-TYRA BANKS-coughgurgle

Yeah, great example. Pablo Escobar. Known for his product sourcing and fleet logistics business.

I had to call out sick today and I feel like garbage on top of compost.

Maybe he should switch his cardio to upper body strengthening?

Trunk too small?

Based on this photo, I do not believe your son said any of this sir.

Wht the actual f**k.....do these peoole take a minute to read or its just a bunch of dumb bots?

I will get my billion dollars to try just one krabby patty since prices are very high

.... ...... 'Sorry.. Do you wanna talk about it.....'

Then, to make up, I posted 2 things today

Firstly, did he ask for the information? I feel like he didn't...just a hunch.

nice work

I would have turned, looked at my imaginary dog off screen, and said, "Rufus! For shame! Go lie down!"

Yeah, screw a work/life balance. Let's feed the system til we die, I'm sure the company cares.

Fair.

Got to give it to them, that's a damn good way to grab attention. Fair play.

I m happy to announce my indefinite servitude.

Yep...quite disruptive

goodness! how old is he?

They forgot to thank LinkedIn for contacting everyone they know and saying they invited you to join when they didn't.

Ach, fair play to him. He grafted and got the job he wanted.

Got less of a problem with this one. It's taking the format of all the others this article is taking the piss out of and giving a far more gentle message. One that some of us needed reminding of

The eighties are calling, they want their tie back

3 three ex girlfriend ignored because they only exist in my imagination.

How about you wait 2000 miles to post

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Ummm, that was a wee bit too personal

Good for you, dude! The CPA exam is hard.

Let's give him our kids for the day

With the way this person writes, I pity the articles they assist on.

Okay, I don't think I would have been "speechless, stunned, and a little confused", I would have just smiled and replied, "No, I do." People make erroneous (and sexist) assumptions all the time.

Wild guess : Juilliard ?

Sounds like his marriage just took the back seat

Same energy as Prince EA's 'I sued the school system' video

I hate to be so negative, but I wonder if he lost this opportunity because he used a nintendo brand instead of microsoft on this announcement

Did everyone applaud?

Dress for the job you want.

Okay, this one is hilarious

Feeling nostalgic for the times the owners branded their slaves, aren't we? :)

I already know that I don't like your wine

Tell me you are a ass hole without telling me that you are a a*****e

This is the type of person who downplay any trauma you endure and twist your claims to make it sound like you're making excuses.

Um, wasn't Trump at Wharton?