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Parents Share Their 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Quotes To Make The World Smile
It’s true, “Kids Say The Darndest Things”, but Ms. Greta takes the trophy for her honest and unexpected pint-sized perspective.
“Is that boy on the radio singing a love song? He’s being a little too loud.” – Greta
4-year-old Greta may be the funniest toddler you’ve never seen on the Ellen show (well … yet). Her parents used an app to capture her everyday wit and wisdom, but she’s not the only child with some brilliant sayings – check out this list of hilariously honest notes from kids!
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ShroomsGarden 10 years ago
I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=
perfekschon 10 years ago
They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.
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NancyFallman 10 years ago
She is my granddaughter so of course I think she is so smart and funny!
TinadeRonde 10 years ago
Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!
AnnaSalerno 10 years ago
Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.
ScottThurmond 10 years ago
I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..
ShroomsGarden 10 years ago
I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=
perfekschon 10 years ago
They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.
Load More Replies... NancyFallman 10 years ago
She is my granddaughter so of course I think she is so smart and funny!
TinadeRonde 10 years ago
Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!
AnnaSalerno 10 years ago
Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.
ScottThurmond 10 years ago
I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..
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