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This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here’s 30 Of The Best Ones
Sarit and Assaf Katz, a married couple from Israel, are well aware that kids can drop the funniest wisdom bombs. They have three girls (Scarlet, 13, Roni, 11, and Maya, 7), so as their children were growing up, Sarit and Assaf were constantly hearing their insightful comments. In fact, the couple was so fascinated with them, they decided to tell the whole world about it.
Hence, they created an online project called 'Kids r the best screenwriters' to share their kids' priceless quotes on social media. Their following grew with every upload and eventually their fans started sending Sarit and Assaf unforgettable phrases from their own kids. Some of them were so good, they just had to be featured, elevating 'Kids r the best screenwriters' from a family blog to a worldwide archive.
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ElusiveIntrovert 6 years ago
My mom told us the same when my sister and I were 5 and 7 and since then whenever she does not respond to mom/maa we start calling her aunty (i know its weird) but she responds, LoL
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Tracey Hirt 6 years ago
Me: “When I was your age, we didn’t have smart phones on long car rides. We talked to each other or played games.” Daughter: “It’s not my fault your car trips sucked, is it?”
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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
"Mummy, mummy, come quick! A snake!" This is a week or two after I have explained to Son that if he ever sees a snake, there is no need to be afraid but he should keep at a safe distance and call a grownup. It was a caterpillar.
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Tracey Hirt 6 years ago
Because it keeps shrinking in the dryer. Yep. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
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Tracey Hirt 6 years ago
When my daughter was two, whenever the smoke alarm went off, she would shout, “Supper is ready!” (I have improved so much as a cook since then! 😂)
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Wolfblood Fanatic 6 years ago
I speak a bit of Chinese so I understand that. "she me?" means "what?"
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ElusiveIntrovert 6 years ago
My sister was in 2nd grade when the teacher asked her how old our granny was and my sister responded "I don't know, 10 years older than God?"
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
Asking a little child such a question will almost always lead to a funny answer. Fifteen years later some of the answers are not better but they are not funny anymore.
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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
"The earth rotates once every 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09053 seconds, called the sidereal period, and its circumference is roughly 40,075 kilometers. Thus, the surface of the earth at the equator moves at a speed of 460 meters per second--or roughly 1,000 miles per hour. As schoolchildren, we learn that the earth is moving about our sun in a very nearly circular orbit. It covers this route at a speed of nearly 30 kilometers per second, or 67,000 miles per hour. In addition, our solar system--Earth and all--whirls around the center of our galaxy at some 220 kilometers per second, or 490,000 miles per hour. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-fast-is-the-earth-mov
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
What a beautiful saving and Yoav doesn't even know how dangerous mom's question was.
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago
Thinking it through a bit too much, Ethan... nearly at your own detriment.
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago (edited)
Yeah, mom, why be so limiting!? Chaguy obviously likes the attention of all his classmates- he's POP-U-LAR :D
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Laugh or not 6 years ago
Yes, they do, and they eat all the forbidden food too: chocolate and cookies and icecream.
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Sioux White 6 years ago
Batman hungry just means the evening meal. Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 6 years ago
That's the exact same thing I always thought about playing the saxophone. I still can't, so there's that
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Squirrelflightisawesome 6 years ago (edited)
That's actually a really good question. Why do people only report what is bad, instead of reporting on all of the good stuff. I know that people need money, but imagine how much better the world would be if people highlight some of the good stuff.
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago
That's right Itamar... you never know when you might require the services of a clown! Plus clowns are creepy in their disguises so no one is likely to question them.
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago
Well, I think it's too late with that child... potty mouthed and threatening.
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago
And mom suddenly has insomnia, hyper-focusing on her own mortality...
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Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago
Awww... that is so sweet. Children's sincerity can be heart-melting...
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I used to babysit my nephew when he was little (about 4). He would put his ear right up to my ear. I asked if he wanted to snuggle, he said no, I want to hear your thoughts.
Sarit Katz 6 years ago
Thank you for the article! ❤️ Follow our kids quotes project: https://www.facebook.com/KidsRTBS/
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I used to babysit my nephew when he was little (about 4). He would put his ear right up to my ear. I asked if he wanted to snuggle, he said no, I want to hear your thoughts.
Sarit Katz 6 years ago
Thank you for the article! ❤️ Follow our kids quotes project: https://www.facebook.com/KidsRTBS/
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