40 Times Toddlers Didn’t Know The Word For Something But Came Up With Their Own Hilarious Name For It

Let it be henceforth known as “nexterday!”

Omg! As a non religious person, that made me laugh out loud. Very observant and just adorable!

We call the bag/pouch for an umbrella an umbrelladom. :D

Those who are in favor of rename it to kitchen sword, please raise your hand ✋

"here I was riding a horse, with a lion and a tiger on my heels!" "What did you do!?" "Hung on for dear life until the merry go round stopped!"

Classically educated, I approve!

My nickname for it: Hell Diaper.

We call them the "destructions".

This is so accurate I can’t even-

Genius

Awww, thats cute! 😍

Ice is thicker than frost, but frosting is thicker than icing... 🤔🤔

My parents called pierogies "potato pockets" because I didn't like pierogies, but potato pockets were heaven. When I was like 6 they told me the truth.

My son would say "I want to wear my tummy" for when he didn't want to wear a shirt. We still use it to this day!.

I had a very similar conversation once. Friend's 3 year-old looking for My Little Pony episodes on YouTube: I want the boo boo bed! My friend: What? Me: She wants the one where Rainbow Dash breaks her wing and goes to the hospital. *clicks episode* 3 year-old: Yay! Friend: I never would have figured that out.

Honestly, I vote this for the offical name. Makes perfect sense

My niece does this too! "Yesterday, when i was a baby..." and then she tells the wildest stories you've ever heard.

fashionable

And then, knowing small children, threw a fit when you didn't understand.

Looking at the music menu via monocle: I say, the Bach Special looks especially scrumptious but I'm really in the mood for the Beethoven Combo. Bloody decisions...! XP

Well he's right actually!

in scotland calling someone a spoon means they're an idiot that cant be trusted with a knife or fork

Very accurate

Some kids are just very clever.

I mean it's not as bad as little me calling an octopus' tentacles testic... you know what you get the gyst

Oh my god, when I was younger I was told that the word for people who couldn’t speak was “dumb”. I was reading Harry Potter at the time and came across the word “dumbstruck” so it made sense. But I was quickly corrected that it was actually mute when I was watching tv with my cousins and someone was speaking sign language, so I pointed at them and loudly proclaimed, “Hey, that person is dumb!” 😳😳. It’s a funny family memory now but at the time my parents were mortified!!

Booby Trap?

That's really clever.

I could turn this dark in so many ways

My son couldn't pronounce it, he called them wass dips

a genius, the technical term is "by word of mouth" so found out by ear is close

When it breaks: Oh Snap!!! XP

When I was about 3, I asked my dad what a boy cheese sandwich tasted like because all I'd eaten were girl cheese sandwiches. My dad actually did a spit take with his beer!

I heard a kid call them water bricks.

Ah you mean quest markers.

These are all like informal dictionary definitions

Reminds me of when I used to like the imagine dragons song Radioactive but I would say "Videowacktoo!" Im not making that up

that’s way better than me i silently named it “breakfast puke” because once i threw up something with a remarkable resemblance to breakfast puke

My youngest son didn't call the reflex hammer anything but thought the doctor was cool when he used it on him. He came back home and made him a card thanking him for being SO cool, which was on the wall of fame for as long as we went there (~15 years).

Forget hanitizer, portchildteaus is now in my vocabulary!

“girl you look like a SNACK in that dress”

Same here kid

I can't want to is part of my vocabulary now! I can't want to exercise!

Because it's not. That's why I'll never convince you.

Me da lap cactus

I guess you could just wait until they learn to read

wow. BREAKTHROUGH

My daughter used to call blueberries TICKS....I can't eat blueberries anymore...

Why did this make me a little sad? She couldn't touch the sky wall! 😥

I knew a preschooler who said "Whobody wants [food]?" Instead of "Who wants" or "Does anybody want". It was the cutest darn thing, and now I like to like to ask my cats "Whobody wants breakfast?"

After doing that you drop them back off at their dorms, right?

foot gloves makes more sense

Yet again, me trying to contain a dark joke. (oooo ill be an obnoxious youtuber) BuT iF tHiS cOmMeNt GeTs 50 LiKeS I'lL dO iT

More accurate. They are not just for smacking flies.

They are.

Appropriate avatar there. But really, I'm not a fan of this "teehee I drink a lot!" trend. Why isn't it okay for me to say "ha ha, I eat to cope" but it's fun and hip to be like "momma needs her happy juice"

Or hes a monkey

I worked with a 29 year old woman that called cul-de-sacs the culture sacs. She also would order "puh-sketti" when our boss would take us to Olive Garden for lunch at times.

We just call him George. ;-)

Could have said eye curtains. 😉

i thought a skunk hole was a VERY DIFFERENT THING

At that age it is forever. Lol!

Because that has a very milky consistency yes

Kind of similar to "called it in".

You would absolutely have to go and look wouldn't you