The average time spent by recruitment managers for analyzing a resume for a job position is 5 to 7 seconds. So let's say you're one of the lucky ones who caught their attention. What's next? Sweaty hands, racing heart, restless legs... In short, a job interview. Sure, you could've done your homework beforehand to save you some sweat, but hey, looking for a job is the best place for some improv, right? Sadly, no.
Whether you're crapping your pants while waiting to be evaluated or recovering from another epic fail, it's probably best to stop obsessing about it. And what better way to accept your job search shortcomings than realizing there are many more who are going through the exact same thing? Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously funny memes that perfectly sum up every job interview ever, and it's just what you need to ease the pain. Lame jokes, spacing out, you name it, we've got it all. So relax, continue scrolling, and enjoy the best memes!
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Perfect Suitability
I absolutely detest the stupid, idiotic questions some interviewers ask. I've had a couple of interviews that I've very nearly got up & walked out on . . . But not quite. I'm sure my contempt was clear & probably the reason I was rejected for the jobs. Probably the best for all involved.
In the movie he doesn't actually say that, but '3Idiots' is a great movie
I always found it funny when a company had such new technology that NO ONE has seen or used it, but I'm supposed to have some experience? My answer to a lot of questions is "I've seen it" or "I'll work on it"
Aha, you say after checking out our refined selection of memes, I'm chill and collected, now what? Well, there are things you can do straight away that can elevate you above other applicants. First of all, research the industry and company you're trying to get into. According to Experis, an organization that specializes in employment services, an interviewer is likely to ask how you perceive their company's position in its industry, who the firm's competitors are, what its competitive advantages are, and how it should best go forward.
Slightly Incompetent
Hands up! I'm pawgent Bone and I'm specialist in tenderness!!!
Load More Replies...I find it difficult to pass an interview and get a job! that's why such memes are obtained
Next off, clarify your selling points and the reasons you want the job. "Prepare to go into every interview with three to five key selling points in mind such as what makes you the best candidate for the position," Experis wrote. "Have an example of each selling point prepared ('I have good communication skills. For example, I persuaded an entire group to ...'). And be prepared to tell the interviewer why you want that job – including what interests you about it, what rewards it offers that you find valuable, and what abilities it requires that you possess." This way, you present yourself as someone who is really, really interested in the job and worthy of an offer despite lacking something others might have.
Uno Reverse
Employer: nobody leave our company, we are expanding our branch, what's your excuse?
Also, try to come up with a few questions for the interviewer that demonstrate your knowledge of the company as well as your motivation. Interviewers always give a chance to ask them if there's anything you'd like to know and no matter what, you should make use of this opportunity. Responding with, "No, not really," may give out the impression that you're not that interested in the job or the company. If you're stuck, however, and can't come up with something specific, consider using the classic, "If you could design the ideal candidate for this position from the ground up, what would he or she be like?"
Food Is Good
“I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.” ~The Wedding Singer
omg that's what my collague always says asked about his experiences with interviews xDDD
DK Global Recruitment said that the average length of an interview is about 40 minutes but 33% of 2000 surveyed recruiters claimed that they know within the very first 90 seconds of the interview if they will recruit the candidate. In the same survey, managers mentioned the following mistakes as some of the major reasons why they might reject someone:
- 70% indicated applicants were too trendy while attending an interview.
- 67% mentioned that the candidates were unable to make eye contact.
- 55% because of the way the jobseeker walked through the door.
- 47% of the times candidates didn’t have any information about the company they are applying for.
Special Skills
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"How much experience do you have as a carrier pigeon? " "Are you kidding, man? I worked for Noah."
The GodFeathers! Or was it Good Feathers? You know, the pigeon mob in Animaniacs?
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Five Year Plan
A friend of mine actually hired someone who gave this answer as he said he said it was the most honest answer he'd heard to that question
Where will I be in 5 years? At a better company, making more money because I'll have this experience . . .
"On a beach in Tahiti, having just sold my first novel. But I have a great imagination". I have actually said this in interviews. The reaction of the interviewer tells me everything I need to know about working there. I replied to one ad asking why I only wanted to work part-time by saying that I had done "the whole corporate thing and quite frankly didn't want to work that hard anymore". The woman in charge of screening applicants loved it & I was hired. I quit 8 years ago and she is still one of my closest friends.
The Greatest Weakness
Right there with you on this. I f*****g hate stock photos.
Load More Replies...You know, back in the day you interviewed with ONE person, basically the hiring manager. This trend of multiple interviewers, some of whom have no reason to be in the room, is unnecessarily intimidating and confusing—-who’s the one in charge? Then the ridiculous, and canned, questions, like “name one situation where you....”, that they have to read off a list, plus the apparent “gotcha” questions—-cut the c**p and ask me about my experience and qualifications. How about when there’s an older interviewer who’s apparently training a younger one, and has to constantly prompt them. Why do I have to be your guinea pig? Any good hiring manager will be able to read people well enough to judge whether their experience, credentials, and personality will make them a good fit, without all the extraneous b******t.
It is mine. N it is istockphoto. It is true. This guy is an exclusive contributor of istockphoto.com , one of the top 5 in the World. I also hate this pic coz it s been used for years for this stupid joke . Salute ✌️
Experienced Worker
What they are looking for is someone who is an expert at a what they do, but too inexperienced to question what their bosses are doing.
I used to work for a recruitment agency many moons ago and it's shocking how many Clients wanted something similar to this. Mature, very experienced, every qualification going but no older than 22 because they are a 'young' company and that's their vibe. *eye roll*
Yeah, “entry level” requiring between 4 and 8 years, direct not related, experience—-not preferred, but required. WT actual F?! Entry level means this is the first job you have in a particular field, for example right after you finish training for it in college. How else are you supposed to get all those years of experience, FFS? Besides, if I work in a field for 4 to 8 years, then find out I’m still considered entry level and not mid-level, I will be incredibly pissed off.
What they are looking for is someone who can do the job, doesn't know what the job is worth and will work for less than the person you are replacing. Seniority means added expense. New means hungry.
Yes you see I was in the womb for a long time sooo I did that extra 10 years of work in there
Show And Tell
me, doing a backbend on the floor in a purple and blue spandex suit and a pink feathery boa: so what do you think?
Load More Replies...Verbally, but I've also tattooed it on my lower back, wanna see it?
Special Skills
But wait! There's more. Her grand finale was the breast milk she ricocheted off a wall, sending it straight in the cup and made a little design any barista would be proud of. Yup. This one's getting a corner office and to this day, the awe struck interviewer has never asked about any other special talents she's got hiding in her.
Fast Thinking
But was it quick?.. now don't say you used a calculator..🤪
Load More Replies...Who else just used their calculator to find the answer?
Young And Experienced
Sad, buy oh so true. And also, once you get to 50 you will be replaced with the next generation who has zero experience. You'll have to train them before we send you on your way to the homeless shelter.
This is what I looked like when I forgot to bring my lab coat and was lent the coat of a teacher who's 204cm... The lecturers referred to me as baby (NOT THE TERM OF ENDEARMENT) for the rest of the day. T^T
I hate it when you have to have 5 years experience how can I get the experience if every job I apply for says that
Creative Thinking
No Words Needed
The Dreaded Question
Thinking It Over And Over
The same exact time that it takes to come up with a snappy comeback when someone insults you.
Honest Advice
For the last five years I've had this thought, but instead I wait to see how long they last. The optimistic ones last longer. Why do I stay? Because I have the open job in the place that everyone pretty much ignores and I'm close enough to retirement not to give a damn.
I wish there were people that gave heads up about companies. Is there a Yelp for companies?
Definitely Good Enough
There are there for a purpose, it is to see the muscle definition. Normally they oil up as well. Look at bodybuilder contests on youtube, you'll see
Load More Replies...The guy on the left looks like someone's only gotten as far as selecting wood elf in Elder Scrolls.
"I've never done it before, so I think I can do it." - Pippi Longstocking (by Astrid Lindgren)
Qualifications vs. Salary
Never. Never come to France, it will be probably lower ;) A lot of graduate are in difficulties to get a job. Too expensive, they say... Or it's just the minimum level expected. ;)
Load More Replies...I'm English but even I know that's an incredibly obscene wage for someone with a masters degree. It's so insulting.
What the f**k, I didn't go to university for five years and be thousands of dollars in student debt only to be paid 15 dollars an hour
but imagine yourself in same situation when you work in Slovakia (in European Union) and have only 4 euros per hour
Load More Replies...This is a TRUE story. I've been looking for a new job for a year now and I have seen this countless times. I have 15 years of experience also and I have been offered $11 an hour. I literally hung up on that person
Before most likely. Also, pretty common in the U.S. for a job to request a masters or bachelors degree with little pay. It's only going to get worse going forward as colleges demand more money, and jobs have more desperate job seekers.
Load More Replies...In Indonesia it's totally a lot of cash i guess. Our minimum salary is 15 USD for a day (8 hours). So I can't relate with this picture 😂. With this salary in Indonesia you can buy a new house and new car in 1-2 years. Cash.
yes. I went to school to get my bachelors, and this is exactly what I'm facing. can't even afford to pay my student loans and buy food, gas or housing on the pay they offer.
There are a lot of creative ways to default on your loans. Check out the subreddit r/studentloandefaulters
Load More Replies...I'd Rather Not
Well, if it turns out you are a psychopath.... thats relevant for every job! ... ok maybe not a forensic technician ...
Load More Replies...I red that one too fast and read instead " I'd rather not need that kind of job"
Oh yeah, wait until your 90 day probational period is over before you start letting the weirdness leak thru...;D...because they're usually stuck with you by that point
Zero Experience
I advised people looking for work but were either young or not experienced in that field, name off things that interested you in that field, what you read, what you watched, questions you have about it, what your visions are for working there. If you know details and have an interest, shows you are more than just applying . . . (also, mention ANYTHING that's related, like work you did for free for relatives, church, camp, friends, school. It's still experience.)
So what? You never did nothing. Nothing you could slap a long winded title on and sound like you've been not just been "there" for 25 years. Ever wash a car? Vehicle maintenance and decontamination expert. Lie. Look where it got Donald Trump. You'll be running the company you have no experience to actually know what to do. Just like the president.
How does one have zero work experience at 25? That's ridiculous.
Because companies are so picky these days. Seriously, even fast food restaurants have gotten so picky.
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And Trumps star on the walk of fame has been removed. How'd it get there. Star for what? Does anybody know why it was ever there in the first place and why it's removed. As far as I know, the Kardashian Krew doesn't even have one. They haven't done anything to get one either.
The Hollywood stars are given to people who are nominated. Anyone can nominate a celeb. Then the person who made the nomination must pay 40k for it to happen. The celeb also has to sign off on the nomination to agree that if they are chosen, they'll attend the ceremony. So a lot of times the celebs management will me the nomination.
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Reverse Psychology
Biggest Weaknesses
I absolutely hate this question when I get it in an interview! It's not that I don't have a plan in life, but Ive learned that life doesn't intend to fulfill its part of the bargain.
One interviewer asked, "Do you want to work here all your life?" "I don't want to work ANYWHERE all my life . . ." and I left. Hmmm, long hours, long years, no sense of humour . . . I'll pass . . .
Foreign Languages
She can be Korean but she can still stare in Japanese. You missed the joke.
Load More Replies...There is actually a sound effect in Japanese fir staring and I am pretty sure it is じー (sounds like ji-) I don't know if it is written as じー or ジー so somebody who actually knows something please tell me ^-^
Best Motivation
Knowing that I'm replacing someone who found it unbearable to keep working there or they were terminated, I'm supposed to be loyal to the firm? I've learned to say anything, then make up my mind later . . . and this experience will go on my resume. I REALLY like it when someplace I worked is out of business and I can REALLY make myself look good on paper!
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When you ask your child what they want to be when they grow up lol
Did you notice that the "garlic bread expert" was talking on a *breakast* show?
This is for long term forward planning. ( yeah long term = dinner tonight )
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For those who are confused try these: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00trc9v https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Fly_with_Me_(2010_TV_series)
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I'm guessing they are laughing at the fact that they said they would be in touch...but they pretty much never call you back if you didn't get the job.
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watch youtube using chrome, try to achieve 1080 streaming with 2gb ram
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This is the worst question in a job interview because I know they're not looking for honest answers, but answers like "oh I work too hard" or "oh I get so focused on my job sometimes I stay overtime by accident!"
I was told once that part of why I got hired is because I answered "Sometimes I speak too softly when I'm not being conscious of my volume and it causes people to underestimate me." They had heard "I'm too hardworking" a hundred times and we're tired of it.
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..and I already gave a notice at my old job. ( I knew someone who actually did that).
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My computer teacher told us that her sister was doing a interview like this and was told to stand up. She too was only in panties. Her sexy red lacey panties. Somehow she still got the job. Guess what gender the interviewer was? ; )
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Or maybe she couldn't find a nanny. Pretty weird situation.
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Then in a test put allll the answers as c and see a room on confused faces
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Just for the record, before the screaming starts, this was a joke in reference to how much taller she is than him, even without the heels…
That guy must have fragile ego...couldn't possibly be seen to be short than a *gulp* woman!
This was a joke, and he's done other jokes like this in the past too.
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My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
Load More Replies...I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
Load More Replies...One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
Load More Replies..."where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
Load More Replies...I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
Load More Replies...One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
Load More Replies..."where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
