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It seems that darker humor resonates with us the most, and whether openly or not, we enjoy it the most. It’s funny how relatable many jokes with bold twists can be, even if we’re sometimes hesitant to admit they make us giggle—just because they might be considered inappropriate by others, who could judge us.

For everyone who’s not afraid of sarcasm, irony, and sometimes painful truths, we’re excited to share the latest collection of ‘Bluntcards,’ a unique series of vintage-inspired images you may already know from our previous post. Pointing out hypocrisy, social issues, and self-absorption, the cards from this account are a great source of entertainment. So, without further ado, sit back and enjoy the list we’ve prepared for you today!

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#1

A bluntcard featuring dark humor: a woman holding a martini glass with text about people getting upset if treated the same.

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Lotekguy
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"Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Their tastes may be different." George Bernard Shaw.

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    A bluntcard with dark humor of a woman looking over her shoulder with text: Yes, you have freedom of speech. And I have the freedom to ignore you.

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    sara fulmer
    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago

    A$$holes are like opinions. Everyone has one and they stink

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    #3

    Bluntcard: A retro illustration of a woman with a martini, with text about someone being the problem, delivering dark humor and sarcasm.

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    ShaZam
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    2 years ago

    They never do ...

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    #4

    Relatable Bluntcard with sarcasm: a woman shouts, Listen to what I said the first time.

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    Owen
    Owen
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    2 years ago

    Amen, sister!

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    #5

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a nurse looking sternly with text: Your IQ test came back negative.

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    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago

    Trump?

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    #6

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor with a woman at a computer, stating her name wasn't in the search results for 'who gives a s---'.

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    Professional Bastard
    Professional Bastard
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    2 years ago

    Remember when I asked? Me neither

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    #7

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman eating popcorn with text: It's not revenge. I just returned the favor.

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    Marissa t (Marmar riss)
    Marissa t (Marmar riss)
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    2 years ago

    Oh shot imma use this

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    #8

    A bluntcard with dark humor, showing a woman with a martini glass, saying, I never knew I didnt give a s#*t about so many things until you started talking.

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    Lotekguy
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    Waaaay more relatable than I wish it were.

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    #9

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman on a computer with text: It's annoying to read a motivational post from someone you know is a hypocrite.

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    Phyzzi
    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago

    It doesn't have to be motivational...

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    #10

    A bluntcard with dark humor of a woman on the phone, saying she doesn't feel guilty about disliking someone.

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    Lotekguy
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    The gift that keeps on giving - chronic assholery.

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    #11

    Bluntcard: A retro illustration of a smiling woman holding a sign saying, If my mouth doesn't say it, my face will, displaying dark humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    That's useful in conversations. Less so, at the poker table.

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    #12

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor: a woman in a green dress with text I dont care about what you tell me I did wrong.

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    Lotekguy
    Lotekguy
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    That's a great time-saver.

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    #13

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor: two women and a cat discussing pregnancy, with a twist about whose pregnant.

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    erlanderai Setharian
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    2 years ago

    Lol, sorry

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    #14

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman shrugging with text: Sorry if I acted crazy. But, in my defense... I'm crazy.

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    SleepSycho
    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Truth!

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    #15

    A bluntcard with dark humor of a woman holding a drink with text: I love hanging out with me. Bh, it's 10:30AM, let's have a cocktail. Okay.

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    Rowboat
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    2 years ago

    My family every Christmas

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    #16

    Bluntcard: A retro illustration of a boy and a woman, with text asking if the milkman sounds like Darth Vader, offering dark humor.

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    𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢)
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    AHHHHH TOO MANY SUGGESTIONS *dies of punnery*

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    #17

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman saying, I know you dont like my harsh honesty. But then Im not a fan of your sugar-coated bulls#*t either.

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    Camber Hollywood
    Camber Hollywood
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    2 years ago

    Neither are useful in most cases. Empathetic Honesty usually works great.

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    #18

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor with a woman holding a martini, advising to tell people how you feel now.

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    Lotekguy
    Lotekguy
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    If you don't want to deal with the blowback, put it in your will and draw comfort when imagining their reactions.

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    #19

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman in a red dress with pearls with text: I feel like half the people are stupid and the other half are idiots.

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    Lexi Nuttall
    Lexi Nuttall
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    2 years ago

    I'm both

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    #20

    A bluntcard with dark humor, featuring a woman with arms crossed, asking, Is f#*ktastrophe a word? Because I feel like it could be useful.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    2 years ago

    Fucktastrophie is definitely a word

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    #21

    A bluntcard with dark humor, depicting a woman on the phone, stating, I cant come in to work today... Because Im sick of this s#*t.

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    William Williams
    William Williams
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    2 years ago

    Yes, yes I am.

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    #22

    Funny Bluntcard: a cashier and customer discuss weekends with dark humor and sarcasm.

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    Andy Cran
    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago

    admire that honesty,I can respect that

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    #23

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor: two women discussing drinking too much wine, asking for a bottle, not a glass.

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    Ace
    Ace
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    Yes!

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    #24

    A bluntcard with dark humor featuring a woman waving goodbye with the text: You've reached your BS allowance for this friendship. Goodbye.

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    MJeanne Johnson
    MJeanne Johnson
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    2 years ago

    Teased hair. How I do not miss it.

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    #25

    A bluntcard with dark humor showing a woman eating popcorn, well, well, well, f**ked around and found out.

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    Jan Mc
    Jan Mc
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    2 years ago

    I really don't know why the "bad words" need censored. I mean c'mon. If we were offended, we wouldn't be reading these in the first place.

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    #26

    Bluntcards: Woman with glasses and self-worth, featuring dark humor and sarcasm.

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    JM
    JM
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    2 years ago

    I like this one

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    #27

    A bluntcard with dark humor of a woman eating popcorn, wondering if DoorDash delivers karma.

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    Ashley Deane
    Ashley Deane
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    2 years ago

    If only!!

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    #28

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor with a woman expressing her frustration, having had four 'what the f---' moments.

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    over it already
    over it already
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    2 years ago

    Argh! Poor grammar...

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    #29

    A bluntcard with dark humor featuring a blonde woman saying No offense but I just dont have the energy.

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    Steve
    Steve
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    Such a sweet lady, bless her heart(southern for I hate every cell of your being, please pass soon...)

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    #30

    Relatable Bluntcards: Woman and man with dark humor and sarcasm about telling people off.

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    Ace
    Ace
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    "Fewer". Sorry, it just bugs me.

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    #31

    Bluntcard: A retro illustration of a woman as a call center agent, with text about a canceled friendship account, showcasing dark humor.

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    William Williams
    William Williams
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    2 years ago

    Did it ever exist?

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    #32

    Bluntcard dark humor: a woman sips tea, lamenting life feels like a s**tshow or three-ring circus.

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    Walter Gardella
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    2 years ago

    Do you get to choose?

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    #33

    Relatable Bluntcards: Woman on phone about a busy day, dark humor with sarcasm.

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    Gorilla guy
    Gorilla guy
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    2 years ago

    We can have our differences. Use the downvote for genuinely offensive comments or real hate speech, not just because you have a different view or opinion. Upvote comments you support rather than looking for comments to downvote.

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    #34

    A bluntcard with dark humor of a woman on a call, I googled my symptoms, turns out Im just sick of your dumb a**.

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    Lotekguy
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    Wise to use Google. WebMD would have told you it's cancer.

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    #35

    Hilarious Bluntcard with dark humor: a woman with crossed arms explains consequences to a man.

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    Proxiimity
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    2 years ago

    That's me!

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    #36

    Hilarious Bluntcards: Little Miss exhausted by stupidity, dark humor with sarcasm.

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    Not Who You Think
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    Right?!?! I'm so tired of stupid people who have no idea how stupid they are.

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    #37

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor with a woman giving life advice while having done nothing with her own.

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    2 years ago

    Hahaha 😄

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    #38

    Bluntcard: Two women in a retro illustration, one shrugging, with text about everyone being stupid except us, featuring dark humor.

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    William Williams
    William Williams
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    2 years ago

    Well me at least

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    #39

    Bluntcard humor: a woman stretches in bed, stating, Im too tired to give a s**t, era.

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    2 years ago

    Again with the grammar, ugh! It's my "I'm too tired to give a s..." era.

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    #40

    A bluntcard with dark humor depicting a dog looking at a woman in a yellow dress, get your sh*t together.

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    Charity Angel
    Charity Angel
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    2 years ago

    I had a rabbit did that. She was awesome at judgement.

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    #41

    Hilarious Bluntcards: Woman holding a martini with dark humor and sarcasm.

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    2 years ago

    Lol, to the previous comment convo

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    #42

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor with a woman at a computer, revealing she is a 'b----' according to her symptoms.

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    Sky Render
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    2 years ago

    For about a week every month that's me. Even when I'd rather not be. Oh sweet menopause, when art thou?

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    #43

    A bluntcard with dark humor featuring a woman in glasses pretending to listen to a boring a**.

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    Glitcher
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    2 years ago

    Please, tell me your entire medical history again.

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    #44

    A bluntcard with dark humor, showing a customer and cashier. Customer says, Wow, this grocery store just gouged the living s#*t out of me. Cashier replies, You're welcome.

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    Glitcher
    Glitcher
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    2 years ago

    At least we smile when we bend you over

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    #45

    A bluntcard featuring dark humor: a woman in bed, stretching and smiling, with text I'm too pretty to work.

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    KillerKiwi
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    2 years ago

    I’m too ugly to work

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