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How far are you willing to go to deliver the perfect comeback? Are you willing to shoot yourself in the foot for the sake of that sick burn? 

These people would. We’ve collected screenshots from this subreddit showing how some folks will not hesitate to subject themselves to further insults to get a few ha-has. Then again, you can never go wrong with a bit of self-deprecation

The subreddit has 445,000 members and counting, and you may see why. If this is your brand of humor, enjoy scrolling through!

#1

He Is Right Eh💀

Social media post humorously discussing Thanksgiving with a witty comeback.

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Lady Lestrange
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's somewhat praiseworthy that he acknowledged and admitted the fact

Owen
Community Member
Premium
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the great British past-times is taking the p**s out of ourselves. We know we did bad things. We try to do less now. But we can't change the past.

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SCamp
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! In Australia we do it for you - Australia Day is January 26, the day a British flag was raised at the area that is now Sydney - no, it doesn’t mark the day we became a country, it marks the first official day we became a British penal colony and dispossessed the indigenous folks who’d only been there for 50,000 years, but hey, that’s us

painttheyellowsubgreen
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the great British tradition of conquering the world in search of spices, only to refuse to use any.

cerinamroth
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is why one of our national dishes is chicken tikka masala. Compared to most of Europe, we *definitely* eat spice!

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Riley Quinn
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a shame Americans continued the tradition. You know, the one that continues to f-over Indigenous peoples and ruin the country.

Pyla
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

Radek Suski
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't Thanksgiving mostly about harvest? I mean, I know the story with natives and its connection to the Thanksgiving but ultimately even the american version is about harves. No?

Warren Peece
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, there are not enough days in the year for that.

Crystalwitch60
Community Member
11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The upside of being in uk but being Welsh lmao I can whole heartily agree 😂but I’m bloody glad we don’t do thanksgiving eugh one Xmas dinner is to much for me at best of times lol two is a living hell us wiccans lol don’t see things like USA ok I do Xmas cos of the kids lol I’m 60 n they are 23-20 but the thought of two a year shudders that said we aren’t s entitled as the USA lol

Forrest Hobbs
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Welsh were slave-owning colonists just like all the other Brits...

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    #2

    Mark Hamill Was Self Aware

    Mark Hamill tweet with a witty comeback about a debate and The Star Wars Holiday Special.

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    Armac
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Mar 🐫

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for that play on words I hadn't seen before.

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Hamill’s Twitter work is great

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me LOL. If you are at all into the Star Wars franchise and for some reason have never seen the infamous holiday special, you should check it out. You can find it on youtube. Be forewarned, it is extremely cringe.

    #3

    Your God Can't Take Down A 55kg F****t With Brain Damage

    Text post with a humorous and rebellious comeback about challenges and beliefs.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was a a god he would have stuck trump down when he held the Bible in front of the church

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a pride parade and some Christians were yelling something about repenting or going to hell and I said “so to clarify you the person yelling at teenagers is going to heaven and all these people around me who gave me pride flags and candy and such are going to hell” and they sort of vaguely nodded. And then I said, “then why would I want to go to heaven?” They did not have an answer.

    supertall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of humanity being overseen by goose overlords.

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't believe the neighborhood b**ch. God loves everyone.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God probably does love everyone, if he's real. It's his followers who are generally big into hating queer people, trans people, and anyone who isn't Christian.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some old homophobe thousands of years ago decided homosexuality is an abomination (most likely bc he was rejected once to often), and nitwits still spread his disgusting hatred. If only they'd concentrate on the loving, kind, and benevolent sections of their holy books.

    YDNinja
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, respect other people and they'll respect you.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we all know or you should all know lol the bible is THE BIGGEST WORK OF FICTION EVER WRITTEN ! if you don’t your downright deluded pure n simple from a Wiccan lol

    Eevi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the goose was gods attempt but op is not that weak after all..

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese hate you, and also everyone else. They are equal oppurtunity haters.

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    We may often blur the lines between humility and self-deprecation, which is why humor poking at oneself is typically widely accepted. However, it is essential to note the difference: the former still acknowledges self-worth, while the latter often leans towards putting yourself down. 

    #4

    The Investment That Didn't Pay Off

    Twitter exchange featuring witty comeback about NFTs and Cyanide & Happiness comics.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NFTs and meme coins: a way to separate the gullible from their money.

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It stands for Non-Fungible Token, it's basically a thing where you can buy a digital image and only you can use that image. It's a stupid concept and NFT Bros are a special form of CryptoBro who are really into the pixel art.

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    #6

    Nicely Done

    Text meme with a person's humorous comeback about Head and Shoulders lacking a Knees and Toes body wash.

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    Chuck
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it might be a lot...

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How’s about cracks and holes?

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I hear you but also it says right in the name "and shoulders".... For a less sassy stance head and shoulders makes an excellent body wash particularly for people with acne prone skin. Additionally it can be used to treat some specific skin infections, for example I was prescribed it to treat tinea versicolor. Knees and toes is still a great name

    Mammie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a fantastic idea.

    Bean Driller
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, wish I had YOUR problems! ;)

    It’s also important to consider the bleaker side of self-deprecation. An emotional intelligence test conducted by PsychTests revealed that 64% of people who engage in this kind of humor may also prioritize other people’s needs over their own, even if it leaves them resentful or uncomfortable. 

    Statistics also show that 66% would apologize even if they did nothing wrong, while 54% would not express their opinions if others disagreed. Then, there are the 70% who would spend hours ruminating about remarks others made about them and the 81% who would over-analyze situations.

    #7

    Good Thinking

    Reddit users exchange humorous comebacks in a conversation thread.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we at Bored Panda have been getting the by-blow from Reddit the past while.

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, Bored Panda is like the sloppy seconds of reddit! What does that say about us?

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So right, and so mistaken about the reality. Making it into a job done on somebody else's schedule and under somebody else's direction is probably the best recipe for ruining sex.

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe nicer people get laid regularly rather then the other way around

    Bean Driller
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are P**n Shoots? I understood the Pawnstars thing, but not the shoots...

    George D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit of gallows humor, I often thought that these mass killers of late just need to get laid. And to add, if prostitution was legal then these people would have an outlet to diffuse themselves. But, no, not in our society. Guns and alcohol are aplenty but someone who might be awkward and unable to get a girlfriend and just needs a release, sorry.

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAS NOBODY NOTICED THAT THE PROFILE PICTURE FOR THE GUY AT THE TOP IS EKKO FROM ARCANE

    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xena - the warrior Princess is the best series made primarily by a cast of ex porn actors, and it is awesome <3

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've not heard that one and I'm a New Zealander where Xena was filmed. Link to source please.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh right that's what wrong on here now a days! No one's getting enough

    Je souhaite
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that explain the frigid atmosphere on BP?

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    #8

    Sucks To Suck Am I Right?

    Reddit post with a clever comeback about being one in a million.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently 1 in 8,000. World pop is over 8 billion now.

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **actively seeking +-7000 like minded individuals to get together and figure out what the hell is wrong with us** First meeting is this Thursday 9:15pm sharp at the So'n'So Community hall. Do NOT arrive before 9:15-AA keeps trying to recruit to their cult. BYOB

    Christian Homuth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Australian band the Whitlams sang, "She was one in a million, so there´s five more just in New South Wales"

    Corvus
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought that there could another one just like me somewhere in the world is the scariest thing I can think of :D

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Like, god help the poor bastards

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    Annabel Again
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was your age it was 5b+ hehehe

    #9

    He’s Not Wrong

    "Witty Reddit comeback on comment karma, highlighting ironic humor and engaging online conversation."

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing in Pandish reading the post, spending hours here…yes. Come to me, my jungle friends!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandish! That made me smile. Fist bump, my fellow Panda! XD

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to do from a phone keyboard, but PITA from a computer (depending on the country). I wouldn't judge anyone for not bothering when we all know what they mean.

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    Overdoing self-deprecation may damage one's self-esteem. As PsychTest president Dr. Ilona Jerabek explains, the disparaging words you tell yourself could become part of your identity. 

    “If you continue reinforcing this cognitive pattern rather than challenging it in your inner chatter, it will become entrenched in your belief system,” Dr. Jerabek explained.

    #10

    Ok Redditor

    A meme about Reddit users, with comments poking fun at the term "Redditor" as an insult.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least BP has the cool weirdos

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yes cool we just bottom feed the 4 month old Reddit cr#p

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god we can avoid sullying our reputations by going to reddit just by reading all of the stolen reddit content here on BP instead. /S

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit is either really supportive & informative or just a dumpster fire; depends on the subject

    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought discord was even worse?

    Judes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of places are worse! 4chan, for example.

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    #11

    Flirting, Am I Doing It Right?

    Text message conversation with a witty comeback about hitting rock bottom and swiping right.

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    #12

    Welcome To The Hellscape That Is The United States 🇺🇸

    Tweet showing military aircraft with a sarcastic comment about healthcare as a perfect comeback.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coul have left the word “free” out of the text altogether.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? we have healthcare, and it is certainly not free.

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    Warren Peece
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we have devoted the last 80 years to spending trillions of dollars to lose wars all over the world.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone remind me how the USA managed to lose in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and oh so many other wars? ...

    sunnydale2004
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a little too hard at this

    zims
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We owe China 750 billion-with-a-B dollars, anybody who thinks we'll do anything but grovel at them is dreaming

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have just taken out that gun he has no purpose for owning and shot himself directly in the foot

    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because US paid health insurance doesn’t cover acts of war?

    CP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the money saved by not spending it on the health of its citizens gets pumped into the war machine.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would Pierre even post that 😂

    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t even make sense, but do agree US has been trying to provoke China into a war. Russia not so much

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    But, of course, there is a time and a place for self-deprecation. It can help you reframe a difficult situation for a bit of levity. According to experts like psychosocial rehabilitation specialist Kendra Cherry, MSEd, knowing when to laugh at yourself is also a sign of healthy self-esteem.

    “Instead of beating yourself up for the things you wish had gone differently, being able to laugh at them can help you view the past (and yourself) more positively,” Cherry wrote in an article for Very Well Mind.

    #13

    Size Matters

    Russian military briefing with sarcastic comment about advancement pace, highlighting a perfect comeback.

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that equal to in football fields?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we still allow Russia to use the metric system?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is going to cut off support for Ukraine. Daddy Putin doesn’t like it.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three centimeters? They can actually measure that? How can they advance less than a single footprint in 24 hours? Issue wouldn’t brag about it. 😝

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll need a banana for scale

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even the width of the stripes. Believe it's about a quarter of one of the stripes.

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    #14

    In His Leauge

    Smiling person holding a "Roast Me" sign, humorously participating in comeback challenge.

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    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do i see cut marks on her arms?

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the smile on her face before I saw the scars. I have reason to guess - never mind my information sources - but I think/hope she's mostly doing better these day. Or so says the optimistic part of me.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey pandas dissing her septum piercing, what makes you see this pretty girl and be like ''oh no, her accessory choices do not align with my pesonal preferences, quick, I have to let everyone know how disappointed I am!"

    Heffalump
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't join in on this: self harm scars up her right arm.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even see the scars until someone pointed them out. All I could see was her blazing, brilliant gigawatt smile.

    Bean Driller
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the self-harm scars on her arms, I would think she needs some serious help.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're completely healed so theyre older.

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    Illicit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's some very symmetrical cutting on her arm.

    j k
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutting yourself isn't cool..I hope she finds happiness

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does it because it’s “cool”? Then call me Miles Davis! (It’s been months.)

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    Binky Melnik
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    11 months ago

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    I’ll bet that’s the last time she posts in THAT sub! 😆 (I’m laughing now, but when initially saw it, I gagged a little, thinking how that had to hurt!)

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    #15

    Call Of Duty In A Nutshell

    Text conversation with perfect comeback about skill-based matchmaking in gaming.

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    Richi Weiss
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is absolutely on the point..

    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you explain, because I dont get it?

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiplayer game where each player is matched with a “random” player, only it’s not random. It’s based on each players skill set, level, achievements, etc. So both of these people are equally good or bad at whatever game in which they’ve just competed with each other.

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    Self-deprecation is also a way of recognizing our flaws. As Cherry notes, seeing your mistakes humorously allows you to explore them with self-compassion. 

    “This can help you better understand your own behaviors, motivations, and goals, making it easier to navigate life's challenges,” she notes.

    #16

    Atleast The Bite Marks Are Straight

    Tweets about braces and American dental costs, featuring a humorous comeback.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, braces are not just for vanity. They help your bite and dental health. I never had braces, but during a lot of other dental work I did have my bite adjusted about 10 years ago because I chewed mostly on the left side of my mouth. I didn't realize I was doing it but my dentist could tell from the wear patterns and by checking it with imprints. Because I was used to it I didn't realize I had a problem, but after it was fixed my jaw / mouth is more comfortable. -=== Alternate bad joke answer - We Americans have braces because wen don't want to look British. /j (apologies to brits - I've read your dental health has improved)

    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans who claim to have perfect dental health all over have never been to very much of America or to working class/poor areas.

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like many people already commented, braces are so much more than cosmetic. Every other kid has worn some kind of braces as in here. We had yearly dentist's checks at school, and everyone needing braces got them for free. So adults very rarely need braces, unless somehow their bite worsened when growing up. I got mine (the nightly ones that pull upper teeth back with a string behind the neck) when I was nine or ten, and my awful headache episodes got better soon and overall it was a really life improving treatment.

    Andi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that USA laugh at UK teeth but it is so classed / Hollywood based; well cut it out. For more than 80 years, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OCED) has been keeping stats on healthy primary teeth around the world. The world DMFT index (decayed, missing and filled teeth) has UK 4th - after Denmark, Germany and Finland (no surprises there). USA was 9th ..... lower than Mexico & Canada ---- just saying....

    Susan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they put sugar in every single food product here, unfortunately.

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    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dental care is free up to around age 20 in my country, so most people have corrections done during childhood, if they are needed.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am happy that I had the correction. I looked like one out of the stoneage. OK - I still do, but a little bit better. ;)

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweden have free braces for kids and youth up to 18

    Lew k
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just finished about 10k worth of dental repairs, and straightening because my teeth were so damaged from not having them fixed when I was a kid. Chipped, worn down and broken teeth including the fronts because my front teeth met edge to edge.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom teeth are all chipped from hitting the uppers. Dental insurance will help pay for crowns but braces are " cosmetic only". Sigh.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we don't. If the kid has crooked teeth that are affecting their health, you get braces for free

    Sue User
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that apply to adult too ? And what country please ?

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    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to havve fangs. I will never forgive my mother for that. She even made sure to come to my first apointments to make sure i wouldnt lie or manipulate the othodontists to let me have them and straighten the rest.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we get the braces for free.

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    #17

    Stupid Twins

    Text conversation about a funny comeback between identical twins.

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    George D
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather knew these two brothers who owned a funeral home. They went to dinner one night and he came home laughing, saying, "The Breece brothers started arguing, accusing at each of being fat." Their identical twins and incredibly obese.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is about the third or forth time I seen this one here in the last two weeks.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic self burn would be something in the line: Their double “prettiness” just equals their dad’s/mom’s.

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    #18

    The Germans

    "Reddit users engage in a humorous exchange, showcasing a witty comeback about Batman-style projectors."

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's all sorts of stuff in the sky, and even more since humans started putting more stuff there. There's enough stuff in the sky that light from a city can cause light pollution 50 miles away. Sort of a dumbass signal instead of a Bat signal, I guess.

    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The start in the nightsky has changed, because of all of the obsticles obstructing our wiev, so dont know why you got downvoted. I havent even seen the moon without that "beautifull" polution aura since summer.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German humour is no laughing matter

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotham just has the worst air quality and perpetually overcast skies so the batsignal can function :)

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody tell this guy about clouds

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand the bat signal. Doesn't he have that bat phone? Wouldn't that just be simpler?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan is working on a technology to be able to project messages in the sky for in case of disasters, letting people know what they need to do.

    What about you, dear readers? Are you a fan of self-deprecating humor? Do you engage in them? Does it do more harm than good to a person’s self-worth? Share your thoughts in the comments!

    #19

    Chance The Rapper

    Reddit comments exchange with a humorous comeback about music tastes.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like being the first person here... Comments are the best part

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can come back again tomorrow, but don't be upset when if you say something clever or devastatingly funny and it only gets 2 upvotes.

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    #20

    Straight To The Point

    Text exchange discussing nonprofit CEO salaries and volunteer work, highlighting sarcastic comebacks.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I volunteer. I help people. Yes, I'm poor, but I'm way happier than when I earned decent money.

    Je souhaite
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same old tripe I'm happy being broke and I like doing things for free but I keep wondering why I'm broke

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    George D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask what the administrative cut is on my donation. Interesting responses.

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-profiteers. I've never met a useful one yet.

    #21

    Kid’s Villain Origin Story

    Tweet of a mother humorously sharing a comeback during an argument with her son, expressing an amusing parenting moment.

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    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maturity is when you realise that it's not the kids' fault.

    Multa Nocte
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but that's hysterical.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "At least I didn't f**k someone who left me after i got pregnant" or whatever the circumstances are

    LNB87
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I read this as a dad arguing with his son and the whole thing just made me scratch my head...

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether this is the mother or the father saying that makes a hell of a difference. Even more than that, is it a dad who isn't a biological father, nearly telling the truth, or a biological father who got carried away? We need more info before this makes sense.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more of like... a kid will sometimes say something like "you don't even know who your dad is!" to another kid (of a single mother) as a really mean/bullying thing to say. It's meant almost as a generic insult sometimes, in the way "your mom!" was when I was a kid. I wonder if OP just kind of lost their head for a second and was about to say the equivalent of a mean-bully-kid thing, without actually meaning/intention beyond being cruel in the moment. It doesn't make OP a good person, but I don't know if there's any deep meaning or "I know I'm not his dad" kind of thing happening. I used to yell "Yeah, well, your mom is FAT!" at my sister when I was like 9. At my sister. Who has the same mom as me XD

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    Min
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you so sure it's the father writing that? ;)

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    j k
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    11 months ago

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    Being a selfish whore is certainly something to laugh about

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    #22

    Ah Yes *t Poses*

    Funny social media post comparing Instagram and Twitter experiences; humorously highlights self-deprecating internet culture.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who still has twitter/X/whatever it's called now in this day and age cannot have a shred of decency left. Boycott.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smartphones, chocolate, cloths, FERTILIZER are all produced using child slave labor. Single use plastics are destroying the oceans, meat industry is poisoning the ground, water and air, the burning of fossil fuels is destroying.....everything, and greatly contributing to 2.2 billion people worldwide without enough to eat because they can't grow any food! The internet has destroyed society, ruined attention spans, collectively made humanity dumber by wide a margin. So where's YOUR decency?

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opens Twitter and realizes that after it has changed to X the ends of the logo letter had grown some suspicious feet, almost resembling…a swastika?

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet 30 years ago I would have started cutting off my own toes to have a girlfriend that pretty.

    #23

    Pulling No Punches

    Poll showing curry preferences with a humorous comment as a perfect comeback.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can learn a lot about a person by the movie they know Tim Curry from.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't favor curry, but I do curry favor.

    Jenny
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a Madras or Vindaloo curry.

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a bit different, but give Japanese curry a try if you haven't.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmhhhh..... green curry! It is AMAZING!

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only kind of curry i know of is the ones you can make in pokémon sword .-.

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steph Curry

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    #24

    Not Reddit But 🤷‍♂️

    Screenshot of funny Twitter comebacks involving soccer and relationship rejections.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You miss 100% of the shots you take." Some incel, no doubt.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you’re talking about basketball I miss 100% of the shots I do take.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for him I don't even have the courage to ask anyone out

    #25

    Welp, This One Was Unexpected

    "Comment section with a witty comeback gaining likes and replies."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is roast... and then there is dark roast.

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there is just burnt to a crisp... and then there is this comment

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hear your dad from the back of a milk carton?

    Joen Chau
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    11 months ago

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    #26

    My Standards Are Just High Enough For That Not To Happen

    Humorous Reddit comment thread discussing clones and comebacks on r/shittysuperpowers.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For extra credit, read "The Man Who Folded Himself" by David Gerrold.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about it - if I clone myself (F) however much I 'bang' myself, I will not go forth and multiply.

    lluf eman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with these clones is a very interesting matter and I would probably decide if there was such a possibility to have such a clone even if such a clone would probably tend to get rid of the original. Well, think about it, how is it with these genes? Most people dream about having children, about their genes surviving in order to have a successor, an heir, etc., but consider how great an illusion this is. After all, your children do not have 100% of your genes but only half ! they are a hybrid glued together in an unpredictable way from the genes of both parents and their ancestral lines. Meanwhile, each successive generation again has half the genes from one and the other parent. so how long do you have to wait for your descendant to have the same genes in relation to you as any random person on the street ? eight nine generations and your genes will totally be overwritten by mixing with others and there will be totally nothing left of you ?

    #27

    Not Even Water Boarding Could Get Me To Say This

    Social media discussion with a comic about cat animation and humorous comebacks.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they were sexual, how would that make the harassment ok?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said it’s okay? There aren’t even a hundred characters in this post, so it’s easy to see that no one did!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that is pretty much how I've been drawing Lakota for decades. And as someone who used to be active in the furry fandom, this style is absolutely NOT sexual/sexualized. If that weird cupcake person is going to consider that art "kinda sexual", then basically they think every pic of a real cat or dog rearing up on its hind legs is the same type of "kinda sexual". angry_pota...09d081.jpg angry_potato-6798bab09d081.jpg

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you also draw/create your profile picture? You have talent, I can't even draw a straight line with a ruler.

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    Azari Azalea
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the boykisser, nothing wrong here

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole lot of wrong with this one...

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think those are sexual, you might be a furry

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong. I'm a furry but I don't think its sexual

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    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the drawings look like a mix of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog/Tails.

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    #28

    I'm New Here, Does This Fit?

    Online conversation with witty exchange and self-burn acknowledgment.

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    #29

    Why Did She Indeed?

    Online exchange with funny comeback about proposing with a ring pop.

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    Sparky4
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always telling my wife she has bad taste in men.

    Nea
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does have weird taste in women, I have never admitted this to him or myself.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those as confused as me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_Pop

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    #30

    He Destroyed His Own Career To Destroy Those Kids Parents

    Tweet comeback humor by Rahul Kohli addressing parenting and actor influence.

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    Cin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the lie?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? What lie are you talking about? Did something not load for me? I see one post talking about a kid who is apparently smoking because he saw an actor doing it and calling him a crunt, and that’s it. If I’m missing an image, describe to me what it is so I’m in on the joke, please? (I’m unsure how this single pane made the list unless ne or more images is missing.) (I need a “scratching head” emoji.) (🫳🏻💀 is the closest I’ve been able to come, and only one person twigged to it so it doesn’t do the job. 😕)

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    #31

    In The End. Was Still A Skill Issue

    A witty online comeback with humorous banter in a chat, showcasing perfect comebacks.

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    #32

    Bringing Both Dads Down At The Same Time

    Social media exchange showcasing a witty comeback.

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    Susical
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a self-own though - they're just insulting each other.

    #33

    I Think This Counts

    YouTube comment with a witty comeback about comedians.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a "ladies' man" is guy pursuing woman, does that make a "man's man" mean what I think it means?

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    #34

    He’s One Shot

    "Game screenshot with comments discussing gameplay quality, showcasing a perfect comeback response."

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    #35

    A Post About A Paralyzed Msu Shooting Victim

    Reddit exchange showcasing a perfect comeback in a heated discussion.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just here cause i havent moved out yet but as soon as i can, canada here i come

    YDNinja
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all Americans move to Canada, Canada will just inevitably empty into the USA and the cycle repeats.

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    #36

    A Rare Double Kbw

    A fiery redhead confidently refuting stereotypes with a stunning comeback, viral meme format.

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redhead bias is a real thing. More likely to be single or getting slurs. I have started to not that when I read classmates stories (Creative Writing classes) , if they want to describe someone as not trustworthy, bad tempered or a doot mat, red head is the most common hair colour they use. I always write a note about red head bias to them. (no, I dont have red hair myself)

    #37

    Has 0 Friends And Is Still Less Lonely Than You

    "Illustration comparing Replika features with humorous commentary about having no friends."

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guess that we're supposed to think that "secret functions" means something saucy, but actually means that it's collecting all the secrets and weaknesses you talk to it about, and aggregates that into some Chinese database.

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    #38

    Son? Is That You?

    Text message exchange with a clever comeback about someone's mother.

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    #39

    Cursed_france

    Reddit poll shows France as most hated in sub; user celebrates in comments with perfect comeback.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Belgium" is the rudest word in the universe, which is "completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they could not possibly know what it means." -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If France got the most votes, why is there a checkmark next to England?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who took the screenshot voted for England.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people hate Sweden? It must be that fermented herring dish.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of reasons to hate Sweden. The mystery here is why people hate Belgium more

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    #40

    Opera Shadow Gx

    Opera GX engages users in a witty Twitter exchange about gaming preferences and sponsor choices.

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    #41

    She Probably Don’t Even Know About What She Did

    Social media exchange highlighting a comeback, with feminist and equality hashtags and emojis.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah suuure, whoever wrote the title, women are probably too dumb to deliberately make a jokey self-own... Reminds me of the woman posting a picture of her car dashboard with pretty much all the warning signs on asking how she could collect them all and bros went wild in the comments telling her that this is bad and she needs to go to the garage 🤣

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    #42

    "God Made Me A Loser In His Own Image"

    A witty comeback reply thread on social media, showcasing clever responses.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure any sentient force behind the universe's formation would take one look at our planet, marvel briefly at how a bunch of hot water and rocks turned into such a mess, and go do something else with the vast amount of not-Earth out there instead. Just sayin'.

    #43

    At Least He’s Worse?

    Text chat exchange with people sharing a humorous comeback about family disappointment.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the disappointment of my family, and I'm adopted! XD

    #44

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Reddit comment comeback with a witty insult about a redditor's habits.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this one gave me the shivers

    #45

    No Offense To Any Other British Person

    Text exchange with comebacks about weight and nationality.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting so fat, the minimum size for me is not slim fit but slim fat, still fat, just a bit under full round fat.

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    #46

    I Don’t Know What I Did To Deserve That But Okay

    A meme chart of characters with various alignments, highlighting a witty Gandalf-related comeback.

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    zims
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is he unlawful? Going backpacking for a few decades after college but before taking up the family business and marrying your childhood sweetheart doesn't make you a bad boy, just smelly.

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    #47

    They’re Having A Mid-Off

    Two women sharing a moment of witty comebacks on social media, showcasing humorous exchanges.

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    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old me had to google what that was about. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-having-a-mid-off

    #48

    Roblos Argument

    Chat with funny comebacks, text includes "bro his dad vanished" and "no no no my mom vanished check your work next time."

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    #49

    Two Birds, One Stone

    Comment thread with witty comebacks showcasing humor and sarcasm in an online exchange.

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    #50

    Cuphead Fans

    Social media exchange showcasing witty comebacks about Cuphead and Persona fans.

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