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40 Times Pathetic And Cringy Men Showed Their True Colors Right Away
Sometimes, if you want to date someone, you’ve got to “shoot your shot,” as the saying goes. However, the distance and lack of accountability of things like text messages and DMs mean that some of the most unhinged folks out there are willing to just try anything, no matter how dumb.
We’ve gathered screenshots of some of the worst, cringiest and most clueless attempts at hitting on women some men have ever attempted. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the most horrendous examples and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments down below.
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Oh, if only you could slap people through a screen... One can only hope I guess !
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Well at least he announce his red flags right away, I'll give him that...
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
*Look around while embarrassed* Can someone come save me please ? *she thinks while smiling awkwardly to the strange man*
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
Hi this is Ian's nigerian uncle who happens to be a general.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Not understanding basic social decorum is beyond weird. You don't bring up your crazy thoughts until the 3rd date.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
Pity it spends all its time bashing the Bishop. Just saying.
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago (edited)
Nope ! He's going to be one of those "cinema lover" that only gives credit to obscure Siberian movies with Russian subtitles in black and white made in the 18th century.
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
And now ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your right you can see the very rare specie called "Alpha Males". No flashes with the pictures please, they are VERY sensitive.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
Yes feminism is about providing spank bank material for immature men. This is what Emily Pankhurst campaigned for!
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago (edited)
As a fallopian tube owner, that's really really not s3xy.
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Yeah, because no one can be smart if they don't read ancient books every second of the day, that's a well known fact ! /s
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
Oh no! A woman replied! How do I respond? Red alert! Battle stations! Let's try not to panic!
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Yeah, sexism is so sad (by the way I'm 6'2, I go to the gym everyday and get paid 12 millons a month ladies 😉)
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
That is.... One way to look at it. Definitely the wrong way to look at it though.
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StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
Maybe don’t send messages in the middle of the night and draw conclusions from a lack of reply within an hour?
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HolyGuacamole🥑🥑 1 year ago
If we were to make a list of things that are a complete and utter turnoff, anything to do with crypto would be very near the top.
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Well, well, well... If those aren't the consequences of your own actions ?
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Power puff scientist 1 year ago
Why ask random strangers on Internet for this. just visit Google or a pornsite and you could see plenty. Corey could reply here : you would know.
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Annik Perrot 1 year ago
"Pipe" in French means à blôw-job. I guess that's not the meaning here?
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
Now is the perfect time for finding his wife and sending her that screenshot.
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Boredest Panda 1 year ago
You could’ve stopped an insulting the lips. Then everyone would’ve walked away only feeling mildly uncomfortable. But the dog? He should make sure to lock all of his doors tonight.
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StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
Was this an opening message? What possible response could they have expected?
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Ellinor she/they/elle 1 year ago
And then he say something very popular like Queen or The Beatles.
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What do you think ?
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
I believe Corey is feeling personally attacked by this thread and my comments.
Caffeinated Ape 1 year ago
They're very persistent, but they lose points for falling back on "you would know". Do better, Corey. If you're going to match wits with Nathaniel, maybe try bringing some wit.
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R Dennis 1 year ago
Geez... these make me feel like I need to apologize for my gender. I'm surprised our species has made it this far. Another reason to root for the asteroid.
StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
Na, your reply makes it clear not all guys are b**b-obsessed imbeciles. Keep fighting the good fight.
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Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago
i managed to read up to number 20. Reading maga stupidity is way too hard for a simple european. Don't get me wrong, we also have m0rons, but this is world cup level.
Nikole 1 year ago
Hey, I live in Chicago, where that fúck apparently wants to send the national guard next. Stupidity doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Load More Replies... Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 year ago
I believe Corey is feeling personally attacked by this thread and my comments.
Caffeinated Ape 1 year ago
They're very persistent, but they lose points for falling back on "you would know". Do better, Corey. If you're going to match wits with Nathaniel, maybe try bringing some wit.
Load More Replies... R Dennis 1 year ago
Geez... these make me feel like I need to apologize for my gender. I'm surprised our species has made it this far. Another reason to root for the asteroid.
StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
Na, your reply makes it clear not all guys are b**b-obsessed imbeciles. Keep fighting the good fight.
Load More Replies... Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago
i managed to read up to number 20. Reading maga stupidity is way too hard for a simple european. Don't get me wrong, we also have m0rons, but this is world cup level.
Nikole 1 year ago
Hey, I live in Chicago, where that fúck apparently wants to send the national guard next. Stupidity doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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