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The legendary Bob Mankoff, who recently stepped down as cartoon editor at the New Yorker (1997 to 2017), said it took approximately 2,000 submissions to the magazine before ever getting an acceptance letter.

I don't know why this information inspired me when it should have left me in a fetal position, whimpering for my mother.

Obviously, I have no illusions that winning at this sort of endeavor comes easy— especially now, with so much talent sending their cartoon drawings to the same address every week.

To paint an accurate picture, the number of drawing ideas reviewed weekly at the New Yorker is roughly 1,000. The number of these funny cartoons in each issue is about 12 to 20? I've always been a bit of a hack when it comes to math, but even I can see the New-Yorker odds and myself are waving at each other across an almost immeasurable expanse.

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Hawk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol why’d this get rejected???? Hooowwww

Kona Pake
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The name has been changed to protect the guilty.

Sofia Luce
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious! Laughing so hard.... Breathe...

Lisbeth Solis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sharing your cartoons is very generous, thank you!

Lindy Mac
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The boy's name should have been Donald because I bet he, The Donald, heard that a lot!

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Then there's the sense of humor.

It's distinctly New Yorker-ish. Can I pull that kind of dry, subtle, epiphany-esque kind of funny out of my tailpipe?

It remains to be seen, but I'll continue to try. Still, the lottery is the lottery— you can't win if you don't play.

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    MammaG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell what's going on.

    MizAdeleM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crossfit made the fly so strong he just pulls the frog's mouth open and saves himself. The End.

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    Ankita Pattanayak
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought the frog to the right had a snake painted on it's face

    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are so good

    Jeff Hobbs
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you had any published in the New Yorker?

    Ankita Pattanayak
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought the frog to the right had a snake painted on it's face...

    Robert Greene
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme get this straight...they REJECTED this ??

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    And, I'd still be making these New Yorker cartoons regardless of the outcome, because it seems I don't know any better. This has created an interesting situation; forcing me to examine (and reexamine) my reasons for trying out for the "show".

    1. Turns out; I love cartooning more than I thought. So, scribbling and searching out the absurd is, in my humble opinion, an excellent way to spend a few hours each day.

    2. Having this near-impossible goal has forced me to focus on the task at hand. I submit to you— it is easier to drown a fish than get the average artist to focus for long periods... on anything. In the process, I've become a much better (and disciplined) cartoonist and illustrator.

    3. As cliché as it sounds, the journey is the reward. I'm an illustrator by trade, doing mostly science and technological demonstratives, infographics, etc. Cartooning is vastly different and being silly is just plain cathartic. Was it Confucius who said, "Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life?" I can't remember, maybe it was Bono— smug bastard.

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    Debbie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too early for them to get it? or fear of the truth

    Beezel Palomar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very reminiscent of some FarSide strips

    Sue Sanders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we always lined the bird cages with newspaper. I get it.

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    Tony Moon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm still waiting for Elon Musk to start flying around in a red metal suit....

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the fine for speeding 15,000 mph in a 35 mile an hour zone?

    Anywhoodle, I see so much brilliance on Bored Panda. I'm always inspired by the talented contributors and hope there aren't artists out there hiding their brilliance because of intimidation or fear of criticism.

    In the meantime, I forge ahead with zero expectations and the certainty of either getting published in the New Yorker one day or having enough cool drawings for my own coffee table book.

    Either one works for me.

    Thanks for reading.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! I love it! I'd totally watch a tv show where one of the cops is a clown.

    GraphicHealer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch psych. The "official psychic" is the clown...

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    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrifying... And incredibly funny

    Lindy Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant...wait till the guy's his head.... he'll confess so fast!

    existn't
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venti left-breast middle-milk without-eating-brocoli-prioly, that is.

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    Some time has passed since I've made this post. I've sold some cartoons but haven't been accepted by the New Yorker—In their defense, my submissions to them have been sparse. You have to be relentless and consistent.

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    Eyad Babikir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that u r wining and dining with him right now!!!

    Eric Forster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please eat your plate of brains, and leave.

    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a tiny smiliey face in his plate of guts! LOL

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... We're both dead you know... Oh, you didn't? (:-o)

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d pay good money to see him behind bars!

    Sue Sanders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever the real message here, I've got a case of the CREEPS.

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And I mean the bar, not a wall!

    Melody Lanzatella
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    Ooooh, riiiiight, cause he is soooo evil!! This is of course in comparison to say...Assad that uses chemical weapons on his own citizens.

    Stef Bollen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't make a wrong right because there is something that is more wrong

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    I think you have to just be zen about rejection. It cannot be your focus if you want to do this professionally. For me, I try to learn from my failures and streamline my gags. I look at many other cartoonists and try to learn from their successes. We all have to deal with rejection. My biggest epiphany would be that I will continue to do cartooning for the joy of doing it. If I concentrate on that, I will improve. I have sold some cartoons, but I experience rejection about 75% of the time. It's just part of the business and there's a lot of talent out there. Just keep at it. You deserve to be published just like everyone else. If rejection bothers you, I'd consider another way to exercise your creative demons.

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    The fear of rejection subsides, eventually. It has for me. I'd encourage anyone who's trying to get published to remove their concerns about rejection from the equation. Just produce. The rest will work itself out. Whenever I send cartoons to a publication I sort of forget about it and move on to the next thing. It helps to keep the ball rolling and not wait around to see if something sold.

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    I'll give you a sneak peek into the creative process of my cartoon. It usually starts with a gag. I'll spend time just brainstorming on gag ideas before I ever start drawing. I like to have a handful of ideas before the sketching phase. The rest of the time is spent on execution. Making a gag funny and understated at the same time is my objective. Of course, making it understandable helps. Sometimes I fail at this, but it doesn't seem to discourage me.

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    In terms of influences, Gary Larson and Bill Watterson have been one of the most influential cartoonists for me, and there are many more than I can mention.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, with craft tap water."

    Jef Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lunch lady is dressed rather nicely -- is it Barbara Bush?

    pusheen buttercup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We truly don't feed our kids well though in most schools

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    Robert Cleary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next to the Department of Lost Youth

    I've been working on a children's book and a new batch of cartoons. I have two new books in the works and I'm always looking for that next gag to turn into a cartoon. I can't emphasize enough how important it is to be productive. Work every day—even when you don't feel like it, or feel like the attempt was a failure. Not trying or making the effort—that's when we really fail.

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