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#1

not out myself to my parents :( bad move

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Sheri Carlson Peck
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so sad. I am sorry that it didn't work out for you.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's not that it didn't work out He found out I was ¤transexual (do you still not hate me? maybe you thought I was just gay) I always knew he shoud never find out he always was dangerous and clearly hated lgbt I kept it secret for years but he found out and beat me I! did nothing wrong I! didn't tell him, he found out ; if I could go back in time I would hide better :(

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Bobby
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hugs, friend. Their opinions are no reflection on you, you haven’t done anything wrong. The boundaries of their comfort zone were adjusted and they probably need time to evolve. Carry on and it’s my hope you find unexpected joys along the way.

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    #2

    kick stalin down some stairs

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    #3

    Not let a million people starve and go into even more poverty in Ireland during the potato famine, also kick putin off something tall

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    Noah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the ominous "something tall"...

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit too vague IMO. I mean... I'm tall... Can I expect to find Putin on my head moments before someone performs a flying kick to remove him, at some point?

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    #4

    Stop the production of "Friends" sitcom so I could stop hearing about it.

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    #5

    Make PE not a school subject

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    #6

    Just for fun: I'd rename all the colors. For real: Native Americans would own North America.

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    #7

    Slip Kim Jung-un laxatives right before he has to appear in a parade.

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    DittoEatsEverything
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not laughing, I'm just cosplaying a hyena...

    #8

    First Nations would have flourished, unimpeded.

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    Dan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be amazing

    #9

    redirect the asteroid of the dinos. Let them live and get those pesky humans outta here. major grandfather paradox from it tho

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    Sea otter simone/ froggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you make yourself out of here, but that means you were never there, so it never happened, so you never never exist, so you do it, so...

    #10

    Tell her I liked her when I had the chance.

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    #11

    Bury a laptop or cell phone or something. In a few thousand years they’ll find it, it’ll be the greatest mystery of our time and I’ll be laughing my ass off from my living room

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    #12

    Will say sorry and accept that i was a jerk to my past friends

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    #13

    I’d go back to my birth and (assuming newborn me was still there) touch her, and say “this one’s a queer” nod my head, the s say “I like touching myself, so soft” just to scare the hell out of my parents.

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    #14

    I’d go back two weeks ago and not buy those chips from the vending machine, they got stuck :(

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    #15

    never have talked to this one guy in my class who seemed really nice and friendly at the time, but now is just weird and seems to think that we're soulmates or something

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    #16

    This is probably an unpopular opinion but… make humans not have evolved.

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa decided to get down from the tree and now I'm learning calculus. Gee thanks grandpappy

    Happi doggi (all pronouns)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calculus was invented because Newton was under house arrest for being gay.

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    #17

    I would go back to before Magic The Gathering was popular, and buy like fifty Black Lotuses >:) I would keep like three for my decks, and give like five to my papa for his decks, and then sell the rest for a bajillion dollars :D

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would probably agree. Hes a big MTG fan

    #18

    Hmmm Kill baby Hitler Stop people from going on the Titanic Warn people about how bad final destination is

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... you would kill a baby?

    #19

    I wish I told them what the surprise was all about because surprise!... they didn't like it.

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    #20

    colonialism was a bad move...

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    #21

    If I am restricted to petty acts only, I would go back to the 1760s, invite Ben Franklin, Thomas Paine and Giacamo Casanova to a dinner party, and not sleep with any of them.

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    #22

    Slap myself. Honestly, who wouldnt?

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    #23

    Stop the production of "Friends sit" com so I could stop hearing about it.

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    #24

    Have Disney not make a love scene with Ben and Rey in rise of skywalker, the movie was bad but that scene made it worse!

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