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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.

What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.

But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.

From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

#1

Celsius

Celsius

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Devil's Advocate
Community Member
5 years ago

Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"

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    #2

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And guess what eradicated smallpox? Guess.

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    #3

    What Are A Vaccine For?

    What Are A Vaccine For?

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    'Uneducated potato' is going in my dictionary.

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    #4

    The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

    The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I... people are THIS stupid?!

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    #5

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    René Studer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I‘m pretty sure that answer goes straight over that persons head.

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    #6

    Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

    Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

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    JiminKimLip7
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.

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    #7

    Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

    Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.

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    #8

    Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

    Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

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    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine

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    #9

    Totally...

    Totally...

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    German Gargicevich
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Do you mean a "still living and kicking" dumbass?

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    #10

    Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

    Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

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    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.

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    #11

    Pass The Vaccine

    Pass The Vaccine

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Serious question; do kids in the US learn in school how vaccines work?

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    #12

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!

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    #13

    It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

    It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts

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    #14

    Vaccines Are For Dogs

    Vaccines Are For Dogs

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The stupidity is thick with this one.

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    #15

    “Pro-Choice”

    “Pro-Choice”

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    Zet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.

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    #16

    Anti Vaxxers Lurk

    Anti Vaxxers Lurk

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!

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    #17

    Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

    Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.

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    #18

    Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

    Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.

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    #19

    If Vaccines Were Healthy...

    If Vaccines Were Healthy...

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.

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    #20

    He Didn't Create Iphones Either

    He Didn't Create Iphones Either

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    NO DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

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    #21

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The fact the vaccinated are talking to you proves they are fine doofus

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    #22

    Nothing Is 100% Safe Anyway

    Nothing Is 100% Safe Anyway

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nothing in this world is 100% safe.

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    #23

    Healthier

    Healthier

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal

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    #24

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…

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    #25

    Got Em

    Got Em

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?

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    #26

    Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

    Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Isn't the bible a great fact checking source.

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    #27

    Plastic Is Magnetic!

    Plastic Is Magnetic!

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it

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    #28

    You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

    You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

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    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bless their heart...their covid infected heart, lol

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    #29

    Who Needs Vaccines?

    Who Needs Vaccines?

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.

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    #30

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

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    Ayra
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And still they are part of "the test" as in... control group

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    #31

    It Makes You Magnetic

    It Makes You Magnetic

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok this HAS to be satire it just HAS to

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    #32

    An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

    An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

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    Bri
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.

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    #33

    The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

    The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honey go back to school

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    #34

    Nah

    Nah

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "They want power!" - Okay, but in what form? - "dO YoUR OwN ReSeARch!"

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    #35

    Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

    Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If jesus existed he'd tell you to wear a mask and get a vaccine.

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    #36

    I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

    I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love the Edit line

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    #37

    Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

    Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

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    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Let him try HIV or Hepatitis C

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    #38

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually, trying to kill his creations is exactly what God does

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    #39

    Response To Me Receiving The Covid Vaccine

    Response To Me Receiving The Covid Vaccine

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    Megan The Viking Traveler
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What the actual f*ck???

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    #40

    She’s Made For This Sub

    She’s Made For This Sub

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    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *Leaves* wouldn't mind cleaning my list...

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    #41

    Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

    Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This level of stupid hurts my brain

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    #42

    I Just Don't Get People

    I Just Don't Get People

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Was unaware penguins were a symbol of Freemasonry

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    #43

    This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

    This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I want everything to go back to normal without having to do anything myself!! What do you mean it's not possible? I believe in magic

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    #44

    What Is This?

    What Is This?

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education

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    #45

    Counterpoint... No You Are Not

    Counterpoint... No You Are Not

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It takes some mental gymnastics to come to this conclusion.

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    #46

    Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

    Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

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    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

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    #47

    The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

    The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, I do not. Mostly because it is untrue.

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    #48

    If You've Had Covid 3 Times In A Row Your Not Okay

    If You've Had Covid 3 Times In A Row Your Not Okay

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fourth time's the charm?

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    #49

    Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

    Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Look even if you don't die you might get complications

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    #50

    That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

    That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Guess what unvaccinated with virus does, you abominable s**t whistle

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    #51

    “Our Doctor Told Us To Vaccinate, But My Cousin Said It’s Bad News So We Didn’t.” This Person And Their Partner Are Both Hospitalized With Covid Now, By The Way

    “Our Doctor Told Us To Vaccinate, But My Cousin Said It’s Bad News So We Didn’t.” This Person And Their Partner Are Both Hospitalized With Covid Now, By The Way

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seems like the problem is solving its self. Sadly possibly infecting others and eating up resources along the way though

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    #52

    Has Repeatedly Objected To Thimerosal — Which Was Ironically Added To Vaccines During The 1930s To Help Prevent Potentially Life-Threatening Contamination With Harmful Microbes

    Has Repeatedly Objected To Thimerosal — Which Was Ironically Added To Vaccines During The 1930s To Help Prevent Potentially Life-Threatening Contamination With Harmful Microbes

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bet this idiot eats seafood though

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