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The internet is a fascinating place. Some days, you come across wholesome content that fills your heart with joy, other times you stumble upon something that makes you scratch your head in confusion, like those seemingly idiotic statements that defy logic. These cringe-worthy ideas make you wonder: are we all seeing the same world, or are there some truly peculiar people out there? Below, you’ll find some infuriating posts from the Facepalm internet group. And as the name suggests, they gather moments where people make ignorant comments, leaving you wanting to facepalm. Be sure to upvote the posts you think are amusing and let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

#1

Dumbest Tweet Ever

Dumbest Tweet Ever

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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    #2

    Don't Mess With People's Food

    Don't Mess With People's Food

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago

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    #3

    Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

    Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

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    One doesn’t need to look too far to find acts of stupidity where common sense has taken a backseat. You can easily find facepalm-worthy moments of popular celebrities online. But it’s not just them; most of us, at some point have acted foolishly.

    However, it’s ignorant people who don’t take time to pause and reflect. They often stick to their opinions, no matter how irrational they sound. These people are oblivious to their own shortcomings. Sometimes when they are presented with a chance to learn and grow, they find it difficult to break free from their usual habits.

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    #4

    Tate

    Tate

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    #5

    Look At This Idiot

    Look At This Idiot

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't read all his own books though.

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    #6

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

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    Reasoning with such stubborn people can be quite frustrating. And some people deal with these hopeless instances by calling out stupid people online. Just like members of the r/facepalm group, who have been doing this since August 2009. In the last 15 years, they have amassed a community of more than 8 million people, who often share the most disappointing moments they have witnessed.

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    But what exactly is stupidity? It’s when our ability to learn and understand things gets messed up. Several prominent psychologists believe that cognitive limitations are the reason behind people’s foolish actions and irrational beliefs. Research highlights how human cognition and decision-making persistently cause these biases. Depending on the situation, people switch from quick, intuitive thinking to slow, logical thinking.

    #7

    Daaaamn

    Daaaamn

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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    #9

    Yep That Sound Right

    Yep That Sound Right

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

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    Now, our brain’s frontal lobes are responsible for rational thinking. But it can be overridden by the amygdala, a small, almond-shaped structure that usually processes emotions, like fear and aggression. Neuroscientists noted that in emergencies requiring quick decision-making, slower, rational information processing is ignored by the brain.

    #10

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

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    #11

    Secular Government Be Damned

    Secular Government Be Damned

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

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    #12

    Dork A** Losers

    Dork A** Losers

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this on BP at least three or four times in the past week. But the statue is so beautiful I don't mind too much.

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    So, cognitive biases can help us understand some of the stupid decisions people make. For instance, people can be vulnerable to confirmation bias, where they tend to stick to information based on their existing beliefs. In such cases, they just ignore any evidence that contradicts them.

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    Imagine someone who strongly believes in a particular conspiracy theory. They will not think twice before dismissing any evidence or arguments that contradict their preconceived idea. This selective attention to available information can make them make nonsensical remarks.

    #13

    Dear Lord...🤦

    Dear Lord...🤦

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    #14

    Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

    Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

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    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

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    #15

    Having A Functioning Circulatory System

    Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

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    #16

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the extremist conservative mindset in America. "If we deny it hard enough it doesn't exist!"

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can't be true, surely! Nobody is THAT stupid. Edit: Looked it up. Apparently there are some people that stupid.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The City of Duisburg, Germany, has officially eliminated homelessness by not counting homeless people anymore and making it impossible to register as homeless.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" Political edition.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opportunity to pass a law banning sea-level rises.

    Sarah Pryde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAN THE SCIENCE! THAT WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Must read imaginary book in school"

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    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised this wasn't Florida

    Gregory Mead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, PLEASE don't give our legislature any ideas. Our last couple of GQP governors have banned the term "climate change" in government.

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    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless their tiny, shrunken, greedy and incompetent hearts and brains as they seek to build housing as profitably is so ingrained of ALL of them. Plus they won’t care as they will be dead by then.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2022, two North Carolina beachfront homes collapsed into the ocean. In 2023, North Carolina initiated a costly erosion mitigation program to remove additional homes so they wouldn't also collapse into the ocean. If only there had been some way to see this coming...

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this will show the oceans who is the boss and in control :D

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If we don’t know about it, it can’t happen”

    Gregory Mead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse than that. They DO know about it. It's more like, "If we deny it, it can't happen."

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    BW Gibson
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course they did! They need that sand to bury their heads in......

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native North Carolinian, I hang my head in shame and fear.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for someone to introduce a bill repealing the law of gravity,

    Sunny Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They create their own reality and then expect the rest of us to live in it.

    Spirited7Wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists: Uuh, our reports say that the sea is going to rise in this area, maybe we should- *muted* Government: y’all talk too much. So, I’m thinking a new resort right here…

    Westy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the 'ban' was only until 2016. That same legislation directed a state commission to work with the scientific community to study the issue (instead of basing everything around the 39-inch projection), and I think that group came up with something like 12-14 inches of rise. Another part of the legislation is a directive to update that projection every five years using most recent data and modeling methodology. In other words, you could cherry-pick one aspect of that legislation and go all nutty/facepalm about it or take it in its entirety (and probably realize it's perfectly reasonable.)

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sure looks like a joke post created by the Onion. It *is* a joke post, right? ‘Cause if it’s not, the lawmakers are jokes.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is my lack of surprise from reading it. Expectations for legislative sanity have been steadily evaporating year by discouraging year.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I know where NOT to buy property now, NC

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have no sympathy for anyone who wanted to live so close to the water with rising sea levels. I have no sympathy for folks who are relative newbies in coastal Florida who will ask the government (who they b!tch about paying taxes to) to help them rebuild in the same dang place. Home insurance is becoming harder to get and afford in Florida

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it pushed for by builders and flood insurance salesmen?

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to the inbreed law makers to make stupid laws

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who build there will be the first to cry, "Why doesn't science ever help us?!" when the big waves come...

    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m from NC and my best friend lives out in the OBX. Fun fact: due to the ongoing rising waters the beaches get smaller and smaller so they spend their taxes to pay excavating companies to get sand from the ocean and rebuild the beaches.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly true. " bans state and local agencies from basing its coastal policies on scientific models indicating an accelerating rise in sea level in favor of historical linear predictions" It never banned scientific predictions, rather it said only 1 type of model could be used

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is happening in Alberta too. The conservatives are basically banning any scientific results that don't agree with the opinion of the UCP. Up to and including directing all universities in the province to focus their research on conservative friendly issues. Basically they want everyone to act and think like them. These people are going to get us all killed, then make money off our deaths...

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand this is why I moved away from NC. One of the reasons anyhow

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the US do the same for studies correlating gun violence etc?

    Nancy Bania
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly explains why this state is so red.

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hysterical....literally!

    Rebecca Surette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently live in North Carolina, and I would have expected this.

    John Hopkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head......pile of sand......politicians....wanna guess what's next?

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're either directly or indirectly profiting from these developments. They're not stupid; they know exactly what they're doing. Peoples' well being threatens their bottom line.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stuck their heads in the sand .... while it's still there.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty stupid if you ask me...

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add DeSantis to this mix. What a nutball.

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    Jaybird3939
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same state that is trying to introduce a bill that no one can wear a mask in public. No exceptions for those with cancer or immunosuppressive d***s. Don't know what's wrong with those people other than:TFG

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the lawmakers buried their heads in the sand (how about that metaphor!) and okayed developments on land that would be underwater in a hundred years. Why should they care anyway, they'll all be dead.

    Ray Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give that can a mighty boot!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But scientific predictions of the weather tomorrow are still legal?

    Sonia Ceacero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know there's a problem, you don't have a problem, is that it? Sweet blindness.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, of course they did! We can't have tiny inconveniences like flooded homes stopping new hotels and residences popping up! Say, they could have their own indoor pool, twice a day!

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stupidity and ignorance is... impressive.

    UnknownFrost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought Missouri had problems. O o

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the episode of South Park where people literally buried their heads in the sand.

    Norman Yenney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...sticking their collective heads in the proverbial sand is the answer? A good thing I'll never buy anything along the coast. Clearly there's no law against being a mor0n in public office there.🙄

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like that...... poof....... all problems with rising sea levels disappeared.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know so many people........and tyrannical dictatorships........that think this way.

    Roger Gurr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they pass legislation banning infectious diseases, hurricanes and other natural disasters too?

    Gregory Mead
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coincidentally, I went to a national geological conference that year in Charlotte, NC. There were a bunch of symposiums about the coastal effects of sea level rise in NC (and elsewhere). The local coastal geologists were literally shaking in rage. What happened was that the local developers and realtors had pressured the legislature to pass this law under the radar. Very underhanded and ultimately very stupid law.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In North Carolina, they also think denial is a river in Egypt.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, What?!?!? They MUST be Republican.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let this be a joke. I really hate it here.

    Anna Drever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burying their heads, almost literally, in the sand.

    John Dilligaf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like that time a state legislature tried to pass a law defining pi as 3.2

    Kris Tyler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please please please get destroyed by a hurricane

    Poultry Geist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that we are still building things right on the beach is so crazy ! Grass huts is all we should be allowed to build on the beach, so when a hurricanes or whatever comes we aren’t polluting the ocean with all the things that are in a house that shouldn’t go in the ocean !

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, problem solved then. (My mind blown.)

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dammit, my house is floating away! How did I not see this coming?!"

    Forrest McCanless
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 39" prediction is a POLITICAL statement - not a testable scientific statement of fact. It should never be REQUIRED to be used for planning.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This now in! Descendants of King Canute found living in WIlmington!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that should qualify for a Darwin Award!

    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to NOAH the N. Carolina coast is sinking (or water rising) at 3.55mm per year, at a steady long-term rate. That is equivalent to 1.16 ft in a hundred years. Studies that produce predictions of large accelerations in rate usually use the most extreme global warming scenarios rather than a rate that actually represents existing data or likely scenarios as defined by the IPCC.

    Frank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    39 inch is just less than one meter. These were real scientists, they used scientific units. One more reason to overrule their estimations.

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    #18

    Threaten Us With A Good Time, Why Don't You?

    Threaten Us With A Good Time, Why Don't You?

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    A new study published in the Journal of the Royal Society Interface suggests that social media might be amplifying such stupidity. While constantly scrolling through our phones, we might encounter false or misleading information presented as fact. In such cases, we might make stupid comments due to our inaccurate knowledge.

    #19

    Presumptuous

    Presumptuous

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    _physically_insane_(he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

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    #20

    Can Anyone Explain This?

    Can Anyone Explain This?

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

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    #21

    What A Loser

    What A Loser

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

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    Before making any remarks, we should try and educate ourselves about the topic. This spares us the embarrassment of sounding foolish and helps us make a more thoughtful and informed choice. We should acknowledge our ignorance to confront the pitfalls of stupidity. Questioning our assumptions is a great way to have a more grounded perspective on life.

    #22

    Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

    Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

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    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

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    #23

    Murica

    Murica

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    #24

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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    Lady Perkele
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

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    Self-awareness helps us gain deeper insights into our behavior. We can also try learning from our past experiences. Consider a scenario where someone made a foolish comment on Insta. People online called them out and corrected them. After this experience, the person might develop a habit of verifying facts before posting them.

    Did any of these posts make you want to facepalm? What is the most stupid, ignorant thing you’ve read online recently? Don’t forget to share your experiences below.

    #25

    A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

    A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

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    #26

    Checkmate!

    Checkmate!

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the future, we'll be here without you.

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    #27

    Idk What To Say Lol

    Idk What To Say Lol

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    #28

    Really Crazy

    Really Crazy

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Ben Shapiro farts himself into space.

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    #29

    I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

    I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

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    #30

    🤦

    🤦

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it didnt require a degree, this is dumb.

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    #31

    It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

    It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

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    #32

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

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    #33

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Giovanni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

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    #34

    Europe Sucks

    Europe Sucks

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

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    #35

    Ancestry Dna

    Ancestry Dna

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    #36

    And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

    And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?

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    #37

    Straight Up Racism

    Straight Up Racism

    blaze_uchiha999 Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^

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    #38

    Just Eat The Damn Food

    Just Eat The Damn Food

    Green____cat Report

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

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    #39

    He’s Just… Being A Good Dad?

    He’s Just… Being A Good Dad?

    NeverEndingWalker64 Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦 JUST LET HIM RAISE HIS DAMN KIDS- he's doing a great job bro shut it

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    #40

    "Being American Requires Conformity"

    "Being American Requires Conformity"

    SimpleButFun Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the freeeeeeee as long as you conform correctly.

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    #41

    Alpha Male Boot Camp

    Alpha Male Boot Camp

    @Dexerto Report

    Danni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paid $18,000 to be abused while the Internet was willing to dish it out for free.

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    #42

    China Figures Out How To Farm Caviar, But At What Cost?

    China Figures Out How To Farm Caviar, But At What Cost?

    [deleted] Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rich took all the houses, now we take their fish eggs.

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    #43

    Is It Creepy To Be A Good Dad?

    Is It Creepy To Be A Good Dad?

    @MMAPedophilia Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh... This is not sexual. If you see something improper here, you are the problem.

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    #44

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Green____cat Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah yes... The agressive Buddhists. Always out there causing conflict and antagonising people.

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    #45

    This Is A No-Quit Restaurant

    This Is A No-Quit Restaurant

    Visqo Report

    #46

    A Truer Facepalm Is Not Possible

    A Truer Facepalm Is Not Possible

    chata187 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The past couple of months there's a lot of dust coming from the Sahara desert to the south of Europe. I wear a mask because I don't want to breathe that. Some people look at me funny but I don't care.

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    #47

    Imagine Taking A Picture Of This Thinking The Note Writer Is Unreasonable

    Imagine Taking A Picture Of This Thinking The Note Writer Is Unreasonable

    MrwangJr Report

    #48

    Liking Women Is Gay

    Liking Women Is Gay

    beerbellybegone Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who mostly likes women yes that does make me gay.. And I guess it's gay to be vaccinated according to the op?? If so then I'm HELLA gay

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    #49

    Caitlyn Jenner Strikes Again

    Caitlyn Jenner Strikes Again

    Aneriox Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans Day of visibility started in 2009. Biden wasn't president in 2009.

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    #50

    Racism Be Like

    Racism Be Like

    Nintendoge21 Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brah just like who you like and quit gawking

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    #51

    A 65% Fatality Rate For The Elon Brain Chip

    A 65% Fatality Rate For The Elon Brain Chip

    T3knikal95 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon: 100% of the monkeys had it active and operating their entire lives. I call that a success. Let's go dig some more tunnels.

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    #52

    My Account Got Hacked, And Now The Guy That Bought It Is Mad I Regained Control

    My Account Got Hacked, And Now The Guy That Bought It Is Mad I Regained Control

    ret_ch_ard Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get out of your account, please" - sums it all up,. really. Think of this as a learning opportunity for the fraudster ?

    #53

    "Transplatformphobic"

    "Transplatformphobic"

    Green____cat Report

    #54

    Wow. I Am Truly Shocked…

    Wow. I Am Truly Shocked…

    abdul_bino Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    28 U.S. Code § 4101, for starters?

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    #55

    Quick Maths

    Quick Maths

    Dry_Start4460 Report

    #56

    You’d Be Considered A “Terrorist” In Russia If You Are Lgbtq+

    You’d Be Considered A “Terrorist” In Russia If You Are Lgbtq+

    Ok_Lengthiness6724 Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened, did somebody send him a glitter bomb?

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    #57

    "Thousand C*ck Stare" ???

    "Thousand C*ck Stare" ???

    DrDarkTV Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when we let incels and the tate crowd mix with the rest of the population.

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    #58

    Douche Bully Doesn’t Know His Own Strength

    Douche Bully Doesn’t Know His Own Strength

    MarshalLawTalkingGuy Report

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jock strength will come in real handy in prison.

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    #60

    Somebody Thought This Up, And Thought It Was Ok To Post:

    Somebody Thought This Up, And Thought It Was Ok To Post:

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    MurderAndBooks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS I REPEAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS ffs I should not have to do this I hate religious believers who give all other believers a bad rep

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    #61

    Who's Gonna Tell Her?

    Who's Gonna Tell Her?

    Faminonyt Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure someone that feels that way wouldn't like many of the other countries that don't have healthcare. Probably a little too "ethnic" for their liking.

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    #62

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope every man sees this post and she never gets a date again smh 🙄

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    #63

    How I Picture Every Hateful Redditor

    How I Picture Every Hateful Redditor

    Jazzyricardo Report

    #64

    Men Who Cry Are Weak

    Men Who Cry Are Weak

    blaze_uchiha999 Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh FFS. This "men don't cry" thing is SO SO toxic and harmful to men. It is not okay to expect men to bottle everything up.

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    #65

    Literally What A 10-Year Old Would Say

    Literally What A 10-Year Old Would Say

    Silver10241980 Report

    #66

    The Grass Isn't Always Greener, Folks!

    The Grass Isn't Always Greener, Folks!

    TheTubaGeek Report

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    #68

    Florida Logic 🤪

    Florida Logic 🤪

    Miserable-Lizard Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to incentivise former prison inmates to turn back towards crime in less than a day:"

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    #69

    They Functioned For Centuries,dude!

    They Functioned For Centuries,dude!

    monaleeparis Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has anyone ever taken him seriously, for anything?

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    #70

    I… What?

    I… What?

    jocmoi12 Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called pursuit predation my friend. Let's see how your "Uhual Truck" fares after miles of being hunted and running out of gas. It's just a helpless heap of junk that then gets speared to death.

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    #71

    Don't Check Out Of Your Hotel Guys, Just Leave

    Don't Check Out Of Your Hotel Guys, Just Leave

    DrDarkTV Report

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out any time but you can never leave.

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    #72

    🤦

    🤦

    Juliancito135 Report

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 2048 times: If it’s not clear why they settled on that number, then that entity shouldn’t be writing about tech.

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    #74

    Pro-Lifers Ain’t Ok

    Pro-Lifers Ain’t Ok

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is in no way shape or form a king

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    #75

    Always Nice To Be Reminded That Male Body Shaming Is Socially Acceptable

    Always Nice To Be Reminded That Male Body Shaming Is Socially Acceptable

    plkirk423 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would probably just chuckle at it. Then head over to buy the largest truck I can......

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    #76

    😆damn

    😆damn

    justacoupleqs Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Elon, you wet lettuce of an excuse for human...

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    #77

    "Space"

    "Space"

    @realstewpeters Report

    Croissanterang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested in why "space" is in inverted commas.

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    #78

    Backwards Evolution

    Backwards Evolution

    Mediocre_Heart_3032 Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I saw this meme going around, some fact checking websites debunked it. You can watch the full video where, the video explains why slavery is evil and needed to abolished. It is a program with time traveling kids, and in one episode they go back to the late 1400s and have an argument with Columbus over slavery, they have Columbus using arguments that come from his writing, and the kids argue against it, and Columbus concedes to them that slavery is bad and should be abolished, but that it would take generations for society to change. Essentially the exact opposite of this meme

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    #79

    On Russian Grocery Shopping

    On Russian Grocery Shopping

    Monsur_Ausuhnom Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because the cost of his groceries was so cheap. He neglected to discuss the income levels.

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    #80

    The Show Is Set In The Early 1600's

    The Show Is Set In The Early 1600's

    Spirited-Arugula-672 Report

    #81

    And You Took His Word For It?

    And You Took His Word For It?

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you believe anything Putin says WHY?

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    #82

    Oh Look A R*pist

    Oh Look A R*pist

    plkirk423 Report

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouth has been hanging open in a gobsmacked way since scrolling these posts.... Wow.

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    #83

    This Ai Generated Sh*t Gets Worse The Longer You Look

    This Ai Generated Sh*t Gets Worse The Longer You Look

    rockytheboxer Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some uncomfortable looking prosthetics there

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    #84

    Losing His Retirement Savings To Own The Libs

    Losing His Retirement Savings To Own The Libs

    Visqo Report

    #85

    Mma Fighter Calls Husband A Coward For Not Dying To Save His Wife From Being Raped By 7 Men

    Mma Fighter Calls Husband A Coward For Not Dying To Save His Wife From Being Raped By 7 Men

    Kaiser-Rome Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to learn about your idea, would you mind showing me what you mean?

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    #86

    Everybody Rate The Idea Of The 'Children'

    Everybody Rate The Idea Of The 'Children'

    AFireAtTheAquarium Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn AI, they really think their convincing ppl by tagging it as "painting"? It looks more realistic than anything but clearly fake

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    #87

    What? - My Sincere Reaction To This Take

    What? - My Sincere Reaction To This Take

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    MyNameIsNotAPortent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians too want to build a wall along the southern border to keep out the weirdos.

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    #88

    Garbage Human Is A Garbage Human

    Garbage Human Is A Garbage Human

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    #89

    "Such An Action Would Greatly Offend The American Public"

    "Such An Action Would Greatly Offend The American Public"

    TailungFu Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucker Tarlson is many things, but "journalist" is not one of them.

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