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Although no one said we can’t eat ice cream all year round, one can’t argue that it’s the best summer treat and a must-have to beat the heat. However, to elevate the ultimate summer dessert to a three-scoop level, we might as well sprinkle some ice cream jokes on top of it!
One can’t have too much ice cream, so funny ice cream jokes can only add to the sweet joy of having one. Whether going on a family outing to the beach, an ice cream date with a friend, or having the whole tub to yourself while binge-watching summer movies, jokes about ice cream and food puns can only brighten the experience by bringing more smiles and giggles. And the best bit is that most of these ice cream puns and jokes are appropriate for the kids!
So get ready to dive into this tub of ice cream jokes for kids and adults alike! As always, upvote the jokes and puns that got you chuckling and share this article with fellow sweet tooths. We also recommend checking out our post featuring the hottest summer jokes for the added cherry on top!
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#1
What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.
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#7
What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card? You make me melt.
#8
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Cookie d’oh.
#9
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line? "Wanna lick me?"
#15
What does an ice cream lawyer say? You got served.
#19
Where does chocolate ice-cream come from? Brown cows.
#28
Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?
Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional.
#32
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
#44
"A guy with a whimpering faint voice orders an ice cream...
Vendor asks: "Crushed nuts?"
Guy whimpers back: "No. Laryngitis."'
#54
What does the summer look like from the ice cream’s point of view? Too many people opening their mouths, inconsiderate enough to eat you.
#57
Did you hear about the ice cream that died recently? Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
#58
How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry.
#64
Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?
You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally.
#69
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben and Anna. Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split with a cherry on top!
#73
Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions. Am I right or am I meringue?
#75
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.
#77
Two ice cream vans crashed on the motorway, police put some cones out, thankfully no-one suffered whippy lash.
#86
How did the ice cream man sell all of his melting product on a hot summer day? He had a liquidation sale.
#88
"At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it’s for you."'
#89
"I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it, but he can dish it out."
#90
I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging out with her girlfriends. She said "Yes!". I said, "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."
#91
"What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream? Everyone I ask can't remember either."
#92
"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him?
Yes a Blizzard, Harry."
#95
"I can't remember the name of that Italian dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream. I asked my Italian friend, but he couldn't remember either."
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