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111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)
We can’t all be witty when put on the spot. No matter how clever you sound in your own head, when faced with confrontation, it can feel impossible to get the words out without stuttering and stumbling. But one of the great things about social media is that it allows us time to formulate our replies before posting them. And as you’ll see from this list, some people just have a skill for crafting comebacks akin to Shakespeare.
We took a trip to the Rare Insults subreddit and gathered some of their funniest posts below. Now, we certainly don’t condone offending people for no reason. But if someone throws the first stone, they’re fair game. Enjoy reading through these brutal burns, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly brilliant!
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#1
A Nice Little Science Lesson
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#2
Mrs. Two Red Chevrons
#3
What A Timely And Accurate Response
#6
Comcast Needs To Get It Together Tbh
#8
Flextape Cant Fix
#9
She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
#10
Absolute Belter That Just Appeared On My Facebook
#11
For Me That's A Legitimate Insult
#12
He Was Pretty Hard On Them
#14
Man Just Insulted A Whole State
#15
Dude Looks Bigger Than The Other Pic
#16
Damn Is He Gonna Use Them As A Wet Wipe
#17
Idioth Sandbith
#18
What A Rollercoaster
#20
Does Insulting A Dog Still Count?
#21
This Is Probably The First Time I've Seen Someone Take A Shot At A Letter
#22
10/10 For The Burn
BeesEelsAndPups 6 months ago
I heard a funny dad joke today: Why aren't iPhone chargers called "Apple Juice"?. That's it, that's the whole joke. I'm sorry
#23
That One Took Me Back To “The Good Old Days” LOL
#24
This Is Hard
#25
I Walk The Line
#27
The Ratio On This Tweet Is Good, But The Replies Hidden By The Op Were Even Better
#28
Oof, That One Was Creative
#29
How Much Of Your Life?
Ali 6 months ago
In my later teens, I had no curfew - being trusted to leave a note and be where I said I would be. My older sister however still had a strict curfew and complained. My mother decided as a compromise, my sister could stay out late if I was with her and driving her home. This is how I found myself in clubs in jeans and t-shirt reading a book fairly frequently. Annoyingly, I got hit on more than when I was dressed up and out for a dance with my friends. Leave readers alone!
#30
Medium Rare Burn
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
It honestly looks delicious and perfect to me, but I am a wolf XD Joking aside, when I happen to get a steak in a restaurant, I do prefer it very rare. My mom usually makes a big performative show of being absolutely disgusted by "having" to look at my rare steak and she will literally barricade off me and my plate by standing up menus to sort of "pen" me in behind a menu wall XD I happily enjoy my blue-rare steak behind the Menu Barricade.
#31
The Duality Of Man
#32
He Does Look Like One
#33
It Do Be Looking Like That
#34
I Mean Am I Wrong?
#35
Old Man Logan
#36
Even Facebook Can't Delete That
General Anaesthesia 6 months ago (edited)
He looks like the US presidunce's ᛋᛋ-guard Stephen Miller. Or Mark Suckerberg, same sociopath difference.
#37
A Very Specific Insult
BeesEelsAndPups 6 months ago
Apparently they also make music for single dads in their mid 40s who have 50% custody, because I like her music. Although I have to admit I mostly know it from her collaborations with Karol G, Rosalia, Ozuna, and Bad Bunny.
#39
She Really Does
#40
Ouch That Outa Hurt
#41
Whatever Happened To Brexit?
OhnoI’vebeencensored 6 months ago
You didn’t need to put “disgraced”, every UKIP candidate was disgraced by default
#42
On A Video Of Someone Pretending To Fall Over
#43
That Man's Scary Af!
#44
It Really Do Tho
#45
This Is So Beautiful. So Creative
#46
Imagine Being Intellectual On Reddit
#47
Classic Scrubs For The Rarest Insults
#48
That's A Lot Of Worlds
#49
Pachysephalasaurs Is A Big Word
#50
A True Fantasy
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 6 months ago
I'm always amazed when Americans come out with stuff like this. The amount of rubbish pumped into your food, and you still have the gall to say *ours* is poor.
#51
The Power Of Imagination
#53
Probably One Of The Best I've Seen
Did I say that out loud? 6 months ago
Could have done with that sort of investment on the OceanGate submersible Titan.
#54
"Who Is The Cringiest Celebrity?"
#55
Can't Unsee It Now :(
#56
Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord
nicholas nolan 6 months ago
The Honda Accord and toast both out here taking strays. And like, a full third of NHL players. (Seriously, Canada, you do know there are other first names for white guys, right?)
#57
Sometimes The Comments On Ig Ads Are Gold
#58
Its Hard Prince-Thug Life
#59
Ouch, This Was Perfect
#60
This Is A Fair Point
#61
On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw
#62
It Comes With A Side Of Sweet Baby Ray’s
#63
A “H.p. Birdbath” If You Will
General Anaesthesia 6 months ago
He's a budgie smuggler? Edit: Probably not, he was American, not Australian.
#64
More Room For Breast Milk In The Fridge That Way
marianne eliza 6 months ago (edited)
There's a big difference between "For best results, refrigerate after opening." and "Refrigerate after opening." Lots of things like ketchup and some hot sauces do not have to be refrigerated.
#66
Mark Wahlberg Got Roasted
#67
Mediocre Roast From My Friend
#68
She Did Him Bad
#70
Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 6 months ago
Don't mind the mince, but plain boiled potatoes are so bland.
#71
Do Burns On Houses Count
#72
Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Poor Aim
#73
Ltt Tweets Are A Gold Mine
#75
Couldn't Pass Up On Opportunity; Had To Put It Here
marianne eliza 6 months ago
I wish people would stop giving us unobstructed views up their nostrils.
#76
I Mean Who Makes These Types Of "Memes"
Monty for Bananaperson 6 months ago
I wouldn't mind that. Being a main character would probably be worse.
#78
Op Renews His License
#79
This Was Blunt Indeed
#81
“It’s Not A Phase Mom”
Discovermyview 6 months ago
Isn't this the kid that shot up the movie theater? Or did he have green hair. This post may be in terrible taste.
#82
Idk, Is This An Insult?
T'Mar of Vulcan 6 months ago
Hanson and Penhall. I had such a crush on Peter Deluise back then!
#83
Hes A Chiken Mcnögget
#84
I Died Laughing At This Specifically Accurate Comment
David Paterson 6 months ago
Luna Lovegood still looks exactly that same. Vampire? Witch? Picture of Dorian Gray?
#85
This Made Me Laugh Out Loud
#86
One That Would Get Turned Off After A While
NetworkMan 6 months ago
That Legal Eagle is it not? Pretty nice YouTube videos about the American legal system.
#87
This Took Me Out
#88
Big Oof Moment
Chrystina Sumpter 6 months ago
Well, she has been a little busy raising a family and founding a multimillion dollar company.
#89
She Asked For It Tho
#90
Dreams New Video Lookin Great
#91
2021s Best ‘Yo Momma’ Insult
#92
Worst Loaf Of Bread Ever Baked
#94
That’s Quite An Accurate Description
#95
Ah, Paris. The City Of Love
#96
Monolinguals Are Miserable Now I Guess
nicholas nolan 6 months ago
I had English, ASL, and Polish until I had a head injury when I was 5. The weirdest part is, I didn't lose them immediately, and I still have dreams in Polish sometimes, although they might be memories in dream form, because they usually include my elder relatives that emmigrated.
#98
Spat Out My Drink
Hippopotamuses 6 months ago
Honda Civic: Steady, reliable, and unlikely to rack up huge bills for regular servicing.
#99
360 Chat Was Wild
#100
Papa's On Ot Again
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