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Meet Louise and Greta, your two new favorite characters. Write your ideas on how to fill in the bubbles in the comments and visit my profile for more funny comics!
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#1
Final score:
4points
Alexandria Rodriguez 5 years ago
*lady in the black dress* By the way I slept with your husband. *lady in the green dress* I dont have a husband....
Brett Murmann 5 years ago
Greta, you simply must try this new merlot! Well Louise you simply must try a new bra!
Admundzie (Submission author) 4 years ago
I'm glad to hear that! 🥰 There's more on my instagram! 😊
Load More Replies... ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: Since I'M so rich, I could afford this wonderful hat- Green: I saw that in the thrift shop yesterday, it cost two dollars.
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#2
Final score:
3points
A little Wren 5 years ago
grey: So anyways, I went to the store, got gourmet coffee, put it in my 500 dollar brewer, and added the finest sugar inside it to make this coffee right here Blue: There's a fly inside
R3belB4nny 5 years ago
Gray: So, um, did you know that small blush makeup is nicer? Blue: My blush is natural.... and there's something in your tea...
Alexandria Rodriguez 4 years ago
*grey* So hows your life going mines great thanks for asking *blue* um
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Grey: This is the life- I can afford a spa visit, I'm the richest, I'm so amazing... Blue: I can afford this too, in case you haven't noticed.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Grey: So anyways, I was right there, inventing this newest type of hot chocolate. The crowd went wild, and you can taste it too, we both have a hot mug! Blue: um...this is coffee.
Pippa Slinsky (Student) 4 years ago
G: So did My check, Bought coffee And woke up beautiful B: How?!?
#3
Final score:
2points
Alexandria Rodriguez 5 years ago
Green* Comeon I will drive you home *Black No (burp) i am (burp) fine.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Green: Um, are you okay? Black: Oh look at the snickerdoodle, I mean the pretty poodle, let's ride it like a pony hahaha...
あんぱんまん 5 years ago
black: ' *hic* tht guy there *hic* looks amazing.. go *hic* get his number for me *hic*' green: there is no guy and you are married....
Soap 5 years ago
{Black} "Wow, that root beer was good! What was in it?" {Green} "What root beer? We didn't have soda."
Admundzie (Submission author) 5 years ago
Haha very nice! 😂 What did they have? 😏
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ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: *hic* *hic* *hic* Green: Were you drinking that hickory nut wine again? Black: *hic..*
#4
Final score:
2points
Ryan Michaud 5 years ago
Black: Hopefully people will notice what we are trying to say. Green: And what was that again?
Admundzie (Submission author) 5 years ago
Awesome! :D And what would you put on the transparent? :)
Load More Replies... ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Green: I don't see the point of this. Black: Great sarcasm. Green: Uh...no.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: This blank banner will draw people's attention! Green: I seriously doubt that, but this was your idea so okay...
Hehehehehehehehe 5 years ago
Sign: ineligible writing. Black: the doctors are finally standing up for a change! Green: Sure....Even I can’t read the sign.
Zinia Sundahl 5 years ago
Black: I hope everyone agrees green: how did I get into this again sign: memes suck
Admundzie (Submission author) 4 years ago
Don't you mind if I use it and publish the comic with your quotes on my Instagram? Do you have an Instgram handle so I can tag you? :)
Load More Replies... Alexandria Rodriguez 4 years ago
*Grey* Yes green just put up the sign *Green* It does not not even say anything
#5
Final score:
2points
Ryan Michaud 5 years ago
Green: I got a picture of you and your dad makin out, and put it on FaceBook! Black: ... bruh
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Green: You look GREAT! Black: Can I have my clothes back now?! Btw, If you haven't noticed these are the same people from the other comics but they switched clothes.
Pagan Child of Fire 5 years ago
Green: Hello, *name*!/Black: You stole my dress color, I'M green
#6
Final score:
2points
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: Ouch! Green: Oh I'm SO sorry, but I did tell you not to stand under the shelves.
#7
Final score:
2points
Ryan Michaud 5 years ago
Reporter: Scientists have discovered how to make glue! Black: Oh how nice. Green: wtf glue has aready been made.
QueenoftheSquids 5 years ago
TV; shown here is the man himself, Ralph Tonirez Mausch, Black: ooo he's rich, I like his chin Green: oh my gosh Francine you have six husband's chill
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
(Horror movie scene) Guy on TV: The darkness has surrounded the world! Muhahaha! Green: AHHH! Black: Just my style.
#8
Final score:
2points
Ryan Michaud 5 years ago
Black: im the queen of everything! Green: i dont like the look in the cats eyes. Cat: Ill kill them soon enough and then ALL will bow to me!
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: Don't you love playing dress up with my cat? Green: Since when have you started making paper crowns? Cat: Meow!
Pagan Child of Fire 5 years ago
Black: Don't you just LOVE the christmas crackers with the crowns?/Green: Yo, why'd we put one on the cat????/Cat: HeLp Me
#9
Final score:
2points
Ryan Michaud 5 years ago
Black: ahhh cristmas, its so butiful, celebrating jesus being born :) Green: im satanic.
Pagan Child of Fire 5 years ago
Black: *off key* O CHRISTMAS TREE O CHRISTMAS TREE/Green: Please shut up
#10
Final score:
2points
Danielle Wigger 5 years ago
cat- HEY THAT HURTS. black- who wants some scritches!? green- be CAREFUL
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Black: CUTE KITTY, OH YEAH, OH YEAH, HOORAY! Green: Um...would you mind shutting up? Cat: Meowr!
Pagan Child of Fire 5 years ago
Cat: Stop that maniac/Black: You're a wonderful kitty, yes!/Green: Why are we friends, again?
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