Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

A serial prankster and an influencer wannabe? Nope, he’s a fricking psychopathic turd.

Practical jokes are never funny. They're all mean, meant to make someone look stupid.

Divorce him. Have the footage of the “prank” run in the courtroom. Remind the judge he was filming you while you were unconscious, and therefore unable to give consent, Have the judge throw the book at him and make him pay you everything he makes for the rest of his life. Own him. Someone who would do something like that for no other reason than views and likes is NOT someone who should be allowed to live around people.

"I was super out of it from the d***s" Needless censorship. Was she out of it from the dikcs? The dingos? Thanks for saving us from a perfectly innocent word, BP /s

Holy crapola ! OP wanting to hit the deserving wank stain is justified here, this comes from an ex-husband to a violent ex-wife. I literaly evacuated our home from her. I made the mistake during our marriage thinking "If i can't take a hit from her, how can i protect her ?" Learn't after deivorce neither should raise their hand. But that twit deserves it. He endangered his wife, the mother of his child.

May I kindly suggest that you get counseling to get you past this awful event, which can easily become PTSD and haunt you for years. Your husband should also get some therapy to help him become an actual adult. There are other suggestions for how your husband can make amends that are very good. What an idiot he is! Don't leave your child alone with him.

How is she not getting what is really wrong with this man? She points out that she has watched videos with him and told him which ones were not funny and he doesn't get it - and his go viral prank could have k****d her quite literally could have k****d her - She needs to go to the police.She needs to press charges, and she needs this man to have a record so she can keep her baby safe, because at some point he's going to start pranking his kid, whether they're married or not.

People who pull pranks like this are bullies, nothing else. I'm pretty sure he does other things that she didn't list, or maybe doesn't realize, are abusive to her.

The only thing worse than an "influencer" is a "wanna-be influencer". This boy is clearly not mature enough to be a husband or a father. He's on tik tok ffs.

There is no such thing as a "prank". It's just another word for bullying people. Any joke had better get everyone laughing and not be at another's expense. If it doesn't get everyone laughing, and it is at someone's expense, then it's just plain bullying and the one doing it is nothing but an ignorant a*****e and deserves NOTHING but humiliation and contempt. Divorce the a*s. He doesn't love you, doesn't care about you or your child (risking k*****g his child's mother and leaving the child motherless). He was raised by wolves and needs to go live with them. He's not fit for human companionship.

“ i know he didnt mean to hurt me” yes he did, one way or another he did want to hurt you for internet clout. But instead of just humiliating you, he nearly killed you. The only outcome worse than this would be if you had died. I hope she divorces him and with the video she could easily get 100% custody of their kid (he can have supervised visits, if that)

When my grandma was still alive, I dreamed of pulling the ultimate prank. I would wait until she was asleep, quietly remove her dentures from her nightstand, and replace them with a 50-dollar bill and a note that read, "Love, The Tooth Fairy." But as I matured, I realized that not only might she not find that funny, but even in my 20's, I would have been in serious danger of getting the tar beat out of me. OP'S husband obviously did not think his prank through. The best thing would be for him to remove himself from the house for at least 90 days--enough time for both parties to decide whether or not this marriage is worth saving. If yes, trauma therapy for OP, counseling for hubby, and marital counseling for both. If not, counseling anyway. Hubby has seriously damaged OP'S bond of trust, and needs to own it before he can fix it.

What would have been a lovely prank would have been leaving her flowers from the tooth fairy by her bedside or popping money under her pillow from the tooth fairy to treat herself when she felt better ❤️ Not trying to kíll the mother of your child whilst she's under the influence of drügs and anaesthesia that can affect swallowing and mental capacity at that time. He should have been looking After her, protecting her, keeping her safe. Poor poor woman. I would leave him, I could Never trust him again. She was ASLEEP! Get copies of the evidence and consider going to the police. He's beyond Stupid

once started choking on a piece of meat when I was all alone and had to try to heimlich myself. I was not drugged or anything, was completely alert, but it's still a really scary thing to start choking, very traumatic! What OP experienced is so much worse, I would seek out some therapy or counseling because it's pretty much PTSD for her.

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If she wants to stay with him after he nearly k****d her, that's her decision. She's a fully grown adult who can put her life in danger if she chooses. If she chooses to stay with him, however, every single person who knows her should report this to child services. That child is not safe in that idiot's circle, and she is totally unable to get herself out of it.

I'd say maybe he's legit uneducated in absolutely everything medical, as in he didn't understand the risk of choking with/during/after anesthesia but he knew how to do the heimlich which makes it even more like what in the actual f**k was he thinking?!

I don't even have the words to describe how stupid and a f*****g ignorant your husband is, he is too old for that b******t and he wants to be an influencer? That just proves how f*****g moronic and immature he is. I would throw that trash to the curb.

I hate pranksters. They think they're so funny. They always go too far and they never know when to stop.

What is with this generation's desperate need to go viral on social media? It's stupid and cringy.

Couples therapy - promise of no more pranks - delete TikTok (and not allowed to watch with friends) - if he cannot do it - divorce

Gosh I hope OP gets some therapy that's some PTSD waiting to happen

So sorry that happened to you. He's a prankster but he doesn't sound like he's mean, and by the way he's doing whatever you tell him to now, it also sounds like he's genuinely sorry. Yes, what he did was bad and stupid, but if he's truly learned his lesson, maybe some counseling could help for both of you. I think it's safe to say k*****g you was never what he intended. Hopefully this has taught him something and he'll do some growing (maybe not aspiring to go viral is a good first step). I wish you all the best.

OP, RUN and take the baby! Pranksters, ROT IN H**L along with your idiot followers.

That’s is abuse end off ! dangerous pathetic cruel and deadly tbh NOR in fact your under reacting big time I’m sorry but you should never let him near you again ! I’ve been an abused wife and that’s what he’s doing to you like wtf did he think would happen when your out of it oh right HE DIDNT THINK ! I’m totally fuming at him and gobsmcked that anyone could be so utterly stupid all for f kin thick too likes !! It’s all recorded keep those and please lovely for yous and your babies safety go to police he needs a short sharp shock asap as I’m dam sure they will not find it remotely funny what so ever ! Keep us updated plz n to the l*****e haters your as bad as the bloke is ! Blessed be and also please see a councillor as this will end up in ptsd other wise and they can help you navigate your way past this and where to go from here xx

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He’s an idiot, no doubt, and I’ve never had something like this happen to me, so I don’t know how I would react. Hey, she knew he was a prankster when she married him and she was okay with it until now. Yes, he went way too far and would be arrested (probably prosecuted, especially if they want to send a message to wannabe idiots on SM), and yet, unless he’s a complete moron with no redeeming qualities, his prancing days are over. He just grew up and can possibly become an attentive husband and father. I wouldn’t leave him alone with the baby, or be too quick to forgive (and never forget) this, but if she loves him (she seems to), maybe send him to the brother’s house while they attend counselling to see if she can find a way to sleep under the same roof as the idiot who almost k****d her. Whatever she decides, OP is not the AH.