My 20 One-Panel Comics That Will Hopefully Brighten Up Your Day

Oh boy! I had a mini dachshund a few years ago. He slept under the covers and so tight against me I couodn't turn over without scooting him over. He was a whopping 13#s.

Oh, honey, that just makes us impervious to pain.

Now those girls can kick!

...in ballet classes they teach us to kick really high while wearing hard-tipped shoes, so I'd be careful with that plan! (Ballet is great but we do learn to kick)

Unfortunately, self-defense for girls is more important, especially nowadays. So maybe combine the two?

They can "ballet" a rapist.

I wish I’d taken ballet as a kid! I had terrible back, neck and shoulder pain starting when I was 9 until I turned 30 and took ballet classes as a gift to myself. Turns out I just had terrible posture! I’m 48 now and rarely have back neck or shoulder pain unless I’m sore from exercising actually injured.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (have no idea what it is though...)

Like shooting staAaAAaaArs

Yes it did. Everyone knows when trex dies Exxon buys his remains.

Try the Vail!

"Don't forget to tip your waiter!"

hay!

Ha ha, I see what you did there.

I don't think dishwashers ever properly clean the dishes. They do a great job of sanitizing them with the hot water and steam, but one still has to rinse the dishes off first. Since Im rinsing, I might as well wash the dish(es). I use the dishwasher as my drying rack. Takes up no counter space and holds a LOT of dishes!

Oh, he never knew how it worked.

All that means is that there will be.leftovers and a fresh cooked dinner all in one meal

Masochist, maybe...

Yeah, sheepwolfed.

oolbi

Or concussions.

SPALDING!!! (From a Madagascar movie, not sure which one )

It must be hard to make a caricature of Mick Jagger. It always looks like photo realism.

Ya! That's obviously David Bowie!

Bad paul mccartney drawing.

The original meme...