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Everyone has a bad day sometimes, you spill your coffee on the way out the door, you forgot to fill up the tank of your car, maybe you ripped your favorite shirt. One netizen's tragedy is, of course, another's comedy.

The “FML” Instagram page is a dedicated space for folks who had something bad happen to them and just need to anonymously vent. The results are often somewhat funny. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own examples in the comments down below.

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#1

A cat with hearts in its eyes looks down at a confession about a cat opening doors.

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Pollywog
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5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never opened....🤫 I mean that's cute!! 😸

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    #2

    An anonymous confession about tearing an ACL during physical therapy, a relatable ridiculous confession.

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    #3

    An overhead view of a restaurant filled with people, with a confession about a dinner incident.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sound pretty confident and joyful.

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    There is actually a word for what happens when you smile a little watching someone else's day fall apart, and it comes from German. Schadenfreude combines "schaden," meaning harm, and "freude," meaning joy, and psychologists describe it as the pleasure people feel watching another person's misfortune.

    It sounds harsh written out like that, but it turns out to be one of the most universal emotions we have. Researchers have found equivalents in cultures all over the world, including a Chinese phrase that translates roughly to enjoying the troubles of others, so this is not some uniquely petty modern internet habit. Humans have been quietly enjoying each other's bad luck for a very long time.

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    #4

    A blue image with white text showing a ridiculous confession about unknowingly eating a hotdog wrapper.

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    Francois
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic counts towards your carbs.

    #5

    A blue image with white text featuring a funny confession about a girlfriend touching stomach fat.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a girlfriend who's touching you. Your life ain't so bad.

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    #6

    A green image with white text sharing a ridiculous confession about accidentally eating dog beef jerky.

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jerky is jerky :) when i had dogs i used to try most of their food and treats before giving to them and some of it was pretty decent. i've developed a strange habit of sitting on the floor and scratching my ears with my feet, but i'm sure that's completely unrelated

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    Part of the explanation comes down to something called social comparison theory, an idea developed by psychologist Leon Festinger back in the 1950s. The basic concept is that people constantly measure themselves against everyone around them, often without realizing it.

    #7

    A screenshot with a ridiculous confession: a male cheerleader being thrown in the air by girls.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers were led. Guys were tossed. All was good in the nehighborhood.

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    #8

    A ridiculous confession from a woman reading her high school diary and comparing it to her current life.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lead picture on the homepage made it look like Chris Hemsworth was the one who clogged the toilet in the first place!

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    #9

    A ridiculous confession about competing in a Tae Kwon Do competition and placing third out of three teams.

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    Rupert Gilliand
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had to come last. Someone always loses the Olympic event, for example. That doesn't necessarily mean they're bad, just that everyone else is better. If it's the 100m sprint, the loser is still one of the top eight fastest people in the world!

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    So when you read about a stranger locking their keys in the car with the engine running, or sending a text complaining about their boss directly to their boss, your own morning suddenly looks a lot more manageable. A Forbes piece on the subject notes that this feeling tends to show up most strongly when someone else's stumble gives our own self worth a little boost, even if we would never admit that out loud.

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    There is also a physical side to all this. Some research has linked the experience of schadenfreude to activity in the brain's reward system, the same general area that lights up with things like good food or a bit of unexpected cash. That does not mean people are wired to be cruel. It means the brain treats "at least that's not me" as a small reward, and it does this automatically, often before a person has consciously registered why they are smiling.

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    #13

    A funny anonymous confession about a daughter revealing her father's secret, exposed by text history.

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    #14

    A ridiculous confession about a choking incident at Walmart with an unsupportive mom.

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    I am the rat in your walls
    Community Member
    3 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i wonder why my child never visit me in the nursing home"

    #15

    A ridiculous confession about a nightmare leading to a 911 call and cops, with handcuffs illustration.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least they showed up for you. Where I live you could be being actively assaulted and the police MIGHT show up in 3-5 business days.

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    Evolutionary psychologists point out that humans are intensely social creatures who are constantly tracking status and belonging, so any information that makes us feel a little more secure in our own standing gets flagged as good news, as the BBC Science Focus explainer on the topic lays out.

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    #17

    A blue image with white text detailing a funny confession about drunk cleaning and misplaced car keys.

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    Pawsome
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once invited to a big birthday party (two kids at school organised a big one instead of two smaller ones). One of the two birthday kids got drunk pretty fast and started watching over everyone. At one point, I was going down the stairs and when he saw me, he started worrying, went up and helped me down so that I wouldn't fall down the stairs. He then kept bringing me cake. He did this with a bunch of people

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    Here is the important distinction for something like an anonymous confessions page, though. The classic, slightly uncomfortable version of schadenfreude usually involves a rival or someone we already resent getting their comeuppance. That is not really what is happening when people scroll through a feed of strangers spilling soup on themselves or forgetting their own anniversary. Nobody reading those posts thinks the person deserved it.

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    #21

    An anonymous confession about being accepted to college, then unaccepted, a truly ridiculous confession.

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    The appeal is closer to recognition than judgment. It is the relief of realizing that everyone, everywhere, is constantly one distracted moment away from tripping in public, and that thought is oddly comforting rather than mean.

    #22

    A screenshot of a ridiculous confession about a family argument over electric toothbrushes.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess toothbrushes are not the problem...

    #23

    A ridiculous confession about an embarrassing moment at a bar when music paused during a farty moment.

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    Starbug
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? My arsehole wants to join in the sing-along!"

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    #24

    A funny anonymous confession about breaking fingers after being scared by a cardboard cutout.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only solution is a horse head in her bed.

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    The people posting benefit from this too. Talking openly about embarrassing moments has been shown to actually make people seem more likeable rather than less. One widely cited study covered by NBC News found that visible embarrassment reads as a sign of trustworthiness and warmth, since it shows someone cares about social norms even when they have just violated one by accident. There is also a quieter benefit for the person confessing.

    #25

    A ridiculous confession about struggling through traffic to pick up a dad from an overseas trip on the wrong day.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the day when I took a train to my university to take an exam, only to find it empty, the exam room locked. In panic, I stopped the first professor I saw and asked her about it. We found out the exam is due TOMORROW. The professor had a good laugh about it.

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    #26

    An anonymous confession about a refrigerator door unhinging and falling on someone's toes, an everyday ridiculous confession.

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    #27

    A ridiculous confession about a boss not recognizing an employee after a haircut.

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    Rupert Gilliand
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My answer to an employer telling me to cut my hair or shave my beard would be "no."

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    Naming an embarrassing moment out loud tends to shrink it. As one breakdown of the psychology behind this puts it, keeping cringeworthy moments bottled up tends to make them feel heavier and more isolating than they actually are, while saying them out loud, even to strangers on the internet, tends to drain a lot of that power away.

    #28

    A ridiculous confession about a wild squirrel heard in the walls of a house.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    56 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to a tame squirrel?

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    #29

    A ridiculous confession about a seagull snatching a burger, with a seagull close-up.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made girls and a gull happy.

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    So really, none of this is about wishing bad things on anyone. It is about the strange comfort of shared chaos, the reminder that dignity is optional and temporary for absolutely everyone, and the fact that laughing at your own disaster with a crowd of equally disaster prone strangers feels a lot better than sitting with it alone.

    #31

    A screenshot of a ridiculous confession on an Instagram page, about an ex-partner talking about new lingerie.

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    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    14 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S why they call it Victoria's Secret

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    #32

    A ridiculous confession about a girlfriend talking dirty to her snoring boyfriend.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to invest in a good microphone and start a new career and an audiobook narrator! Narrators with voices you can fall asleep listening to, even if the story is fire, are a blessing.

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    #33

    A screenshot showing a ridiculous confession about accidentally giving an email address instead of a name at a coffee shop.

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    Pawsome
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former restaurant employee, I can reassure everyone that these types of things are very common. I've messed up as well. Made me feel better about messing up in social situations.

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    #34

    A screenshot of a ridiculous confession where a friend is rejected for being 'too homely'.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago

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    #36

    A funny anonymous confession about struggling in an advanced workout class with a crush.

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    #37

    A ridiculous confession about a boyfriend breakup due to war support.

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    Rupert Gilliand
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. If he has a thing for uniforms, maybe he should have been trying to date a paramedic or someone in the fire service...

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    #38

    A ridiculous confession about a cat shredding her box despite having a cat flap.

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    #40

    A ridiculous confession about being short on rent after being mugged, set against a background of US dollar bills.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    55 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlords are daft, inhuman societal parasites.

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    #41

    A funny confession about a dad's embarrassing search history, with a Google Chrome logo in the background.

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    #42

    A funny confession on a green background about a mother not helping after surgery. The image has a couch graphic.

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    #43

    A ridiculous confession from a teacher's misunderstanding with a student, a humorous anecdote from the IG page.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s when I’m glad we call them full stops in the UK!

    #44

    A pink image with white text showing a ridiculous confession about a period tracking app's ill-timed notification.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the guy you like can't cope with the fact that you have a period, he's not worthy of being liked!

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    #46

    An anonymous confession about a coworker's girlfriend getting mad, one of many ridiculous confessions people made.

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    #47

    A funny anonymous confession about getting a jaywalking ticket while asking a cop for directions.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's wild to me that crossing the road is illegal in the states. I would definitely get in trouble for that because in my country it's every man for himself, run into the road and slalom between the cars and bikes and hope for the best 😁

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    #49

    A ridiculous confession about a coworker who believes they communicate with Brad Pitt.

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    Pawsome
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been called a liar over the weirdest things. 1) Having a twin brother - no, he's in fact just a brother I share my birthday with 2) Having naturally curly hair - not even pretty hair 3) Not wearing makeup - while swimming! 4) My mom being Moroccan - ?? 5) My surname being German - ???

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    #50

    A man giving a presentation, with a funny confession about winging a speech for a conference.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that -- with a 103 degree fever! My uncle, who happened to be attending, said I did a terrific job. (I don't remember a thing.)

    #51

    A funny confession about a patient at the ER showing a TikTok video about tooth surgery instead of accepting treatment.

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    Pawsome
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this one time my Statistical Foundations of Machine Learning professor asked us for feedback on his newly-organised course. One student told him to remove the math (statistical!) and do it more like Youtube videos

    #52

    A screenshot of a ridiculous confession on an Instagram page, detailing a story about someone losing their job after training their replacement.

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're going to fire someone, they're presumably not doing a very good job. Why then would you ask them to train their replacement? Sounds like this boss isn't the sharpest sandwich in the shed :)

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    #54

    A ridiculous confession from an elite powerlifter about being cautioned for high BMI.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BMI is based entirely around what's healthy for an average white male. It's a reasonable baseline in many cases but is absolutely not the be all end all and there are plenty of people who would be classed as clinically obese or clinically underweight who absolutely aren't based on their actual, individual physiology. Medical professionals using it blindly are concerning.

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    #55

    A ridiculous confession: suspended for singing Happy Birthday to a coworker over the phone.

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    #56

    A ridiculous confession about knowing a video game map better than a country map, a relatable moment from the IG page.

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    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, sigh a little more instead of doing something about it.

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    #57

    A ridiculous confession about an email auto-reply disaster to a boss, sharing an embarrassing moment from the IG page.

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    #58

    A ridiculous confession about avoiding an old couple in a small town due to an accidental photo.

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    #59

    A ridiculous confession about a dog bite incident at a grooming salon.

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    Pawsome
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, seems like the manager was right to do so!

    #60

    A funny confession about being sued for an unpaid medical bill, jeopardizing a job application.

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    #62

    A screenshot of a ridiculous confession on an Instagram page, about a person ordering pizza while on a diet.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit sad and sounds unhealthy. Pizza is not shameful and having one day of eating higher caloric content food is not "cheating" at anything. Food is morally neutral and guilt is not an ingredient. I hope the mother and sister are not shaming this person, because she makes it sound like she got caught pïssing in the fridge, not eating a completely normal food item.

    #63

    A ridiculous confession from a 30-year marriage about resembling a father.

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    #64

    A ridiculous confession: a grandma's gift of overdue library books about dolphins.

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    #65

    A ridiculous confession about photoshopping a girlfriend into a picture to prove she exists.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dude... Being single is better than being with someone who is embarrassed to be seen with you 😬

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    #66

    A ridiculous confession about an ex's long-winded conversation, illustrating a cringe-worthy moment from the IG page.

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    #67

    A ridiculous confession about a roommate revealing a flooded room.

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