35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

Can I get a copy of this shirt, just asking for a friend. ;J

That’s funny, and clever

Must be in USA

I’d get my kidney back

More worthwhile to take a CPR/First Aid course.

Wow. She's had her eyes on her phone for so long she forgot what the natural world looks like.

This should have been in Idiocracy…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices how greedy and out of touch shareholders are. They should have 0 input into management decisions.

You are unique. Just like everyone else.

Irony slipping into farce

I hope you're right.

Sad...

That might actually hurt

Wow.

How could anyone breathe?

Celebrities are so bad at pretending they care.

What is the big deal about those cups?

Eat my..cupcake

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Ouch!

I wear a sign like this at work sometimes. It rude not to respond to folks when they talk to you, but yeah, I can easily chat the day away and then I don't get my actual work done, Which then causes me stress.

This is just cleaver.

Well, duh

I have never flown, but I wanna punch that guy.

*lol* genius.

Imagine drivers sleep driving while being paid to crash into people's homes because there's a house in the way of their route in their lucid dream.

What's so good about having almost the same photo as thousands of other people? Put the phone down and just enjoy the experience.

Las vegas beggar. Costume people who extort cash from tourists who take a photo..

Yes

No thanks.

and thus starts the story of how something that should have been left alone was unleashed

At least this should be easy to clean up I guess? What I find strange is the composition of the trash, mostly blue water bottles.

If only they had some sort of natural wrapper....

For some people, this may be the only way they can go, or afford to go "to the beach".

TIL that "...'Lorem Ipsum blah-blah-blah' is a well-known placeholder text commonly referred to as 'Lorem Ipsum.' It is derived from a work by Cicero, a Roman statesman and philosopher, and is used in the design and typesetting industries to demonstrate the visual form of a document without relying on meaningful content." So basically it's the "Text goes here" thing. BP is educational.

Very interesting debate actually. The US outlaws selling kidneys, and there is a huge shortage. Not so in most other countries, with respect to both. A few years back an economist built a match software which allowed trades, as in I’m not a match for my sister, but I will be willing to give my kidney to someone else, if someone else can secure a kidney for her.” It has been wildly successful, include 3-way trades.

Sometimes modern problems *can* have very old solutions.

I didn't want to celebrate my divorce (I don't hate my ex-husband, we just weren't a good fit anymore). Nor did I feel particularly sad about it (I'd grieved the end of my marriage long before it actually ended). Mostly, I just felt relief when it was done.

For putting out posh fires.

Geebus. I thought she wasn't wearing any pants for a moment and she had some tan lines.

Probably more respectful than most people on planes

This was an accident. She got free and is fine.

Chris Rankin, a 21-year-old from Glen Waverley, Melbourne. Was travelling along the Monash Freeway when near the Malvern Rd exit a car wheel bounced off a vehicle and hit the car on the windscreen. He asked a cop to snap a commemorative photo while they were doing the survey of the crash scene. Nothing to do with "capitalism"

What? That baby is too young to gamble.

One of those fake toy guys on tiktok no doubt.

I don’t have a personality, so it’s a good thing I have money.

He's just Ken?

Flying Tiger, a chain of stores specializing in funny and quirky cheap products. What's the issue with capitalism here, it's just a joke.

This is overkill, but about 15 years ago i did have a monitor arm mounted directly over my bed when i was recovering from a back injury, and it was awesome.

I'm not getting this one.

I would 100% do this. You couldn’t pay me to go up in an actual hot air balloon.

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Cool :)

Maybe it's the family who lives there having a gender reveal party?

AI?

The promise of communism “you’d spend your time on your talents of art and music, while the guy who is talented at farming will feed you!” The reality of communism, “the state has decide your talent is working 72 hr weeks in coal mines on Svalbard… report to the shipyard in 6 hrs.”

What is the context?

Why is that here? You would rather have an ugly, undisguised phone tower in nature?

No. This doesn't belong here, the patient is likely conscious and enjoying the distraction.