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We created Ron Advice as a comedic way for everyone to gain a new perspective on life and see Ron do all the unorthodox and funny things we've always thought about doing. The initial idea of Ron Advice was for Ron to be doing all these crazy things but we asked ourselves, how could we make it flow like Ron was telling the stories, and thus the advice column was born.

The best part about receiving advice from Ron is all the fun ways he can interpret what you mean and not have a care in the world, because that's who he is, just Ron living the best life (or so he thinks). The best advice we've ever given was definitely how to make an ice cream sandwich. All the next comics were essentially built on that idea, how can we make it so the questions are serious and everyone is looking for a right answer but Ron gives an answer that is so very right but just not how we thought it would be.

Email Ron with your questions. Or direct message him on Instagram or Facebook. Cheers!

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#1

Hired

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Night Owl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought he was going to show an ace card to bring to the interview

Pamela Scott
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it says most unlikely so they went in a different direction

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Billy The Kid
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i like it. im changing my name to fired so i can sue the company for wrongful dismissal

BIG FOOT
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the best thing to do is if you ever get fired all you do is pull out the UNO reverse card and boom you take your bosses place

Why?
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also chronically unemployed!

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    #2

    The Quarantine Mantra

    The Quarantine Mantra

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    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago

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    I agree with all but stay home? i cant do that c**p daytime TV!

    Ren Karlej
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Netflix and the like are for!

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    #4

    Diets

    Diets

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    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a way, as long as you have a nose. Poor Ron does not, and that is why he failed.

    IwiLLsTeaLyOuRsoUl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUt I THouGht VOldeMorT WaS thE onE WIthOuT a NOsE *hyuck hyuck* (sorry I had to)

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    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u stick the diet to yourself with glue

    clever username
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i could lose weight that quickly

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    #5

    Look To Impress

    Look To Impress

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    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier to make eye contact if your eyes are popping out of your head, like Ron's.

    Why?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't always see eye to eye.

    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With joy, sure 😂 , and running away from you

    #6

    Advice On Advice

    Advice On Advice

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    Why?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for a belly laugh!

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh stop it. I cant stomach it any more

    #7

    Luggage Woes

    Luggage Woes

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people actually tried that (I mean not wearing all of it but a part of it to make the luggage weight less). It's a not-so-secret life hack

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of smart. If you include an empty tote bag or two in your carry on, once on the plane you can take off many layers and stash in the tote(s.) What will they do when you disembark with more luggage?

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    Bad Cheese

    Bad Cheese

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    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one was cheesy.1.Did You Hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory? All that was left was de brie.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, now it's good cheese

    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's a bad cheese that's being taught violence is the answer...

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    averageperson
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    5 years ago

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    Try spelling restaurant correctly.

    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's part of the joke. It has "RON" in it.

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    #9

    Fruit Punch Recipe

    Fruit Punch Recipe

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    Ice Cream Sandwich Recipe

    Ice Cream Sandwich Recipe

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emmm... thanks, but no thanks

    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow pepper and ketchup on ice cream doesn't seem very appetizing.

    Eepe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heinz ice cream kits would work perfectly for this. Absolutely would not eat it. But it would be better than mint chocolate chip.

    #11

    Best Dates

    Best Dates

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But "April" has 5 letters and 25 = 5x5, so it's clearly still the best of all the alternatives. :)

    Johnny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the wrong answer, everyone knows the perfect date is April 25, because it's not too hot, not too cold.

    Adam Rindegård
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, september 16 is the best, other than dec 25

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