“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

That's a good strategy.

Would LOVE to see this.

Aww, I had a pom, miss you Coco aka Coconutter, you precious furry teddy

Awww!

My mum's dog would chase tennis balls for half an hour or so, then run off and hide the ball when he'd had enough. Remembered the hiding place and go retrieve it next walk. Very smart dog

Male mid-wife, male nurse, male receptionist, male prostitute.

I'm sorry but I can't help it when I see a picture of Cerberus (even one like this from when he was a puppy) but the origin of Cerberus is probably from a Proto-Indo-European word "k̑érberos" meaning "spotted". That's right, Hades called his giant three-headed dog, "Spot".

Well, he said it meanly! I know it’s magma but come ON.

A greyhound could never be a villain.

And how much was your bail?

I love this!

A United Airlines inflight meal is better than sex for my ace äss.

I pavloved myself with Pavlov's name. My immediate thought is food and even if m not hungry I salivate a bit

I just go to the library.

What’s she supposed to do, starve?

Religion summed up perfectly!

Bless whoever did this 🤣🤣

Anger is useful anger is energy.

Thanks, my autobiography is sounding a lot smarter right now

I read it as "spetum piercing" and I was wondering why you need advice from somebody with medieval weapon injury.

I think he meant "it's really hard to win". Getting into them is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"Read this Edna. I think it's about the time when you were conceived." "Please don't tell me what this means." "I never thought Mom was so acrobatic." "Or Dad so well endowed." "And who is this Jack guy? Or the Lawrence twins?" "They told me it was an exotic butter churner. No wonder it didn't work when I tried it."

Sad this is a thing. Happy to know that I'm not alone in this.

American Stores: Is he SITTING DOWN?! THE HORROR!!!!!

Just memorise your credit card number you big drama queen

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

My cat. "oh? you're walking to the other end of the house? Let me follow you there. And by follow I mean lead you by walking slowly in front of you, occasionally stopping underfoot to make sure you are still coming"

"I still can't believe he's gone." "I'm not dead." "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." "I'm right here!"

It's C!!!

I don't even speak French but i am willing to bet it is feminine.

Why was Albert Einstein's most prolific year 1909? Because his wife wrote half the papers. He slowed down after he divorced her.

Well then I've got bad news for you... We've been living through the golden age of dinosaur paleontology but somehow the kids books haven't figured this out. More than 90% of species have been named in the twenty years! Especially China comes up (with boringly/incomprehensibly named ones). But e.g. in 2011 one sauropod got officially named "Thunder thighs", https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/t-rex-pantydraco-how-dinosaurs-get-their-names-180962602/ So, downvote for being wrong in a 'nerdy' topic, upvote for dinosaurs.

Oh dear.

Maybe the strip club is the 18th hole of the golf course...and I see myself out

Grandpa was a genius.

This makes me want to clean my room.

9. Socialism does work.

I'm a professional void shouter. I took it up once I'd finished a two year apprenticeship chewing parsley for Rolls Royce.

Open Office. Better than Word and it is free. Plus it opens Word documents.

weekends are the same

I think it already happened to me

Interviewer's notes: "Awwwww."

Come on, George, finish your books first! Seriously! Wind of Winter was rumored for this year and nothing again.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Nathan Fillion is such a gem

Velociraptors were vicious, belociraptors were beligerant.

It's funny--I didn't notice a man wrote this and as a woman who uses the most basic soap and shampoo and lotion, I absolutely identified.

"Nowadays if I want to read something good, first I have to write it."

Please tell Donald this.

Were you not listening? You need to WAKE it.

smart

This one hits too hard!

You're pretty, now please don't eat me.

Well the censorship really improved this...

The Joker is missing!

inspiring. I found the new purpose in life

literally john lennon and paul mccartney...

About the only Christmas story I ever enjoyed, the late Sir Terry Pratchett was that sort of genius. I miss him.

That cat is looking at his boss, fantasising about eating unmentionable parts of their anatomy after clawing their eyes out and totally enjoying the mental picture.

You left out fighting the bully, meeting cool new friends, finding your place in the world and flooding the neighborhood.

CApitalism BABY!

And I'm carnivore because fruits and veggies are so damn expensive.

how does it actually grow?

At this point the universe can just go eff itself thankyouverymuch

I will use this with my PE students on April 1st.