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Husbands may not be the traditional sole providers anymore but they haven't stopped providing us with comedy gold. Sometimes they're intentionally funny, other times they cause roars of laughter purely by chance.

Whether it's insisting on fixing something when it's clear a professional should be called in, or taking up running but deciding to wear jeans and a belt instead of something more appropriate, married men are giving their partners headaches while making their bellies ache from laughter at the same time.

People have been tweeting about the amusing, wholesome and baffling antics of their husbands, and you don't have to have a ring on your finger to find many of them funny. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best posts from wives and partners poking fun at their SOs in the most loving way possible.

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    Some men bemoan marriage or joke about it being "ball and chain." In the opening scenes of the movie Think Like a Man, the narrator defines the "three rings of marriage" as the "engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

    In reality, research shows that statistically, married men are happier than their single counterparts and that marriage benefits men more than women. Other data reveals that married men heading into retirement have about ten times more household assets saved up over their lifetime than their divorced or never-married male peers.

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    "After factoring in differences in education level, race, and employment, the average marriage premium in household assets for stably married men amounts to more than $290,000, compared to their unmarried fellow men," notes the American Institute for Boys and Men (AIBM).

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    According to the University of Chicago's General Social Survey (GSS), married men are about twice as likely to be “very happy” with their lives, compared to unmarried men. And that's especially true for married fathers. In a separate YouGov survey, nearly 60% of married dads said their lives are meaningful “most of the time”, compared to only 38% of single childless men.

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    And, it would seem that marriage has benefits when it comes to men's health too...

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    Cindy Brick
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh harder, if I didn't have these brainless moments, too.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are YOU wagging your tail at the front door when he comes home?

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    "A major survey of 127,545 American adults found that married men are healthier than men who were never married or whose marriages ended in divorce or widowhood," reports Harvard University. "Men who have marital partners also live longer than men without spouses; men who marry after age 25 get more protection than those who tie the knot at a younger age, and the longer a man stays married, the greater his survival advantage over his unmarried peers."

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    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody deserves a hobby they enjoy. This one dorsn’t even cost much.

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    Cindy
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be done without cooking

    Harvard's health experts add that marriage can be good for a man's mental health too. Married men, they say, have a lower risk of depression and a higher likelihood of satisfaction with life in retirement than their unmarried peers.

    "Being married has also been linked to better cognitive function, a reduced risk of Alzheimer's disease, improved blood sugar levels, and better outcomes for hospitalized patients," notes the site.

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    Research also shows that unmarried, divorced, and widowed men don't eat as well as married men. "They are less likely to exercise but are more likely to smoke, drink excessively, and engage in other risky behaviors," notes the Harvard University site, adding that married men are more likely to get regular medical care and to benefit from a higher standard of living.

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    #20

    A tweet about a hilarious husband missing a work cancellation text from yesterday, leading to an early morning misunderstanding.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, back to bed you go. That is something I would miss as well.

    #21

    Funny tweets showcasing a humorous husband interaction about purses. A relatable and never boring husband moment.

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    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught that a woman's purse is as private as her diary

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    #22

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    11 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means there's not fizzy anymore... I'll see myself out. Also that is one more reason why I will not have a smart TV at home (or at least not connected to the internet)

    #23

    A funny tweet by Eli McCann about her husband cleaning the baking cabinet and asking about 9 bags of hardened brown sugar. Having a husband is never boring.

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    AnnaB
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. Sounds like my baking cabinet.

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    #25

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have to parallel park? Cuz that would be icing on the cake. 😁

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    #27

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed this to my husband and he replied - atleast he didn't cook meatballs.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard truth #1: Your house is haunted. Or you have bad hinges, but I'm going with the haunted house theory.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's the UK with a communist totalitarian government.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to cartoons, it took me way too many decades to learn that rabbits eat grass. I always thought that they were eating the clover. (And this sort of embarrassing thing is why I always fact-check before I post. TBF, my pet rabbit ate the clover I gathered for her as a little kid, and never the grass clippings that inevitably landed in her cage occasionally.)

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    Devon Salazar
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, gin and tonic has a very bitter taste...not like water at all...

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    David Paterson
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cuts the olives up first! That means he's a keeper.

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    #42

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely a 4th grader is usually right

    #43

    A funny tweet about a husband's unexpected antics, proving having a husband is never boring.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey internet, can I shame that kink? Pleeeeeeease?!

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    #44

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    BrunoVI
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lost credibility when she added, "season the meat."

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    BarBeeGirl
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he showed him your twitter account?

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    2 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And somehow that will be his fault

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