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Using dating apps can often feel like venturing into uncharted territory. How much should you reveal about yourself? Which photos are the most flattering? Should you prioritize looking your best or showcasing your personality on your profile? 

It’s never easy to summarize yourself into a few photos and a brief bio, but there are some Tinder users out there who seem to have mastered the art of crafting an eye-catching profile. So to help any of you single pandas who need a little inspiration for your own dating apps, Bored Panda has scoured the Tinder subreddit to find photos of the most brilliant and hilarious profiles. Keep reading to find a conversation with Florian Höller, the Tinder Mentor, and be sure to upvote all of the users you would swipe right on!

#1

This Bio

This Bio

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George D
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha ha ha! Love this!

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    #2

    Kyle Likes To Go Above And Beyond

    Kyle Likes To Go Above And Beyond

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't know what this says about me that I find this fairly convincing. I mean, I'm still not interested in people, but Kyle seems pretty cool.

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    #3

    Good Sense Of Humor

    Good Sense Of Humor

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A wheelie good joke. Thank you and good night.

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    #4

    Have To Admit She's Pretty Funny

    Have To Admit She's Pretty Funny

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    ʇɐɹlıɯɐɥ ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i think she’d be more of a sit down comedian- since she’s in a wheelchair and all…

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    #5

    I've Never Wanted To Go To Couple's Therapy With A Stranger This Much Before

    I've Never Wanted To Go To Couple's Therapy With A Stranger This Much Before

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I can't decide what's funnier, the couples therapy or the Michael Jackson joke?

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    #6

    Jarret Is A King

    Jarret Is A King

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    down quark
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Daisy is adorable.

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    #7

    Best Bio

    Best Bio

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok, I laughed out loud.

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    #8

    He's Funny

    He's Funny

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What is all the stuff in his shelves?

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    #9

    This Made Me Laugh. Filed Away For Future Use

    This Made Me Laugh. Filed Away For Future Use

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    HA!

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    #10

    Either Way Would Work. I'm Not Picky

    Either Way Would Work. I'm Not Picky

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    At least he's honest LOL

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    #11

    I Can't Stop Laughing At This

    I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ooo lala

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    #12

    At Least She Has A Sense Of Humor

    At Least She Has A Sense Of Humor

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I see what you did there.

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    #13

    Immediate Right Swipe. I Was Dying Laughing Because Of This Profile

    Immediate Right Swipe. I Was Dying Laughing Because Of This Profile

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    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This combined with the pic lets room for interpretation ...

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    #14

    Am I The Only One Who Is A Sucker For Such Bio's

    Am I The Only One Who Is A Sucker For Such Bio's

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes, you are the only one

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    #15

    Definitely Worth A Super Like

    Definitely Worth A Super Like

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is one of her hobbies pretending to be a mannequin and scaring the poop out of people

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    This One Is Clever

    This One Is Clever

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    George D
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ha ha, like this one!

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    #17

    Not Gonna Lie, That's A Good Bio

    Not Gonna Lie, That's A Good Bio

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    WoooOOOOOH WoooOOOOOOOH

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    #18

    Fostering Men

    Fostering Men

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    Lantana Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I am a living version of Good Luck Chuck so I understand this 100%.

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    #19

    Profiles Like This Are The Reason I Joined Tinder

    Profiles Like This Are The Reason I Joined Tinder

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    😆

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    #20

    Gotta Hand It To This Girl's Great Sense Of Humor

    Gotta Hand It To This Girl's Great Sense Of Humor

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Humor 100/10

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    #21

    This Guy Just Won Online Dating

    This Guy Just Won Online Dating

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That is so stereotype cheesy it's wonderful. :)

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    #22

    This One Made Me Chuckle. Who Hurt You?

    This One Made Me Chuckle. Who Hurt You?

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    Frederick Hippchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm feeel'n you, bra . . . .😎

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    #23

    I Just Wanted To Show Of My Bio Because I Think It's Hilarious

    I Just Wanted To Show Of My Bio Because I Think It's Hilarious

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lol!

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    #24

    Every. Damn. Time

    Every. Damn. Time

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why is there a cheese?

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    #25

    This Tickled My Funny Bone

    This Tickled My Funny Bone

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I found this humerus.

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    #26

    Incredible Bio

    Incredible Bio

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    Jett Holthouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    fair enough

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    #27

    This Profile I Came Across

    This Profile I Came Across

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    She literally turned that smile upside down :(

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    #28

    Someone's Type

    Someone's Type

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I didn't know whether to laugh or offer my condolences with this line. In due time the one worthy of your essence will find you.

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    #29

    Height Standard

    Height Standard

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don’t understand why people care so much about height. If you need someone to get stuff down for you just get a stepladder

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    #30

    Grandma Rocking This Bio

    Grandma Rocking This Bio

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh my! 👏👏🤣

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    #31

    4x Matches And Replies With A Simple Trick. Mention You Have A Pet

    4x Matches And Replies With A Simple Trick. Mention You Have A Pet

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The llama plushy is pretty cool.

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    #32

    This Is By Far The Greatest Profile I Have Ever Seen

    This Is By Far The Greatest Profile I Have Ever Seen

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    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If I recall correctly, there is a BP article about her and her photoshops

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    #33

    Shapeshifter

    Shapeshifter

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    CatProductions
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm both proud and ashamed I didn't realise what was happening at first???

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    #34

    Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

    Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As a real human, I can confirm her dog is, in fact, cute

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    #35

    Men Will Do Anything For A Right Swipe

    Men Will Do Anything For A Right Swipe

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    down quark
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Noooo Grandma :(

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    #36

    This Is Honestly Hilarious

    This Is Honestly Hilarious

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's in Denmark. It means the same in Danish.

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    #37

    I Would Date Her

    I Would Date Her

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    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Chuck Norris would never make this comment...🤔

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    #38

    This Bio

    This Bio

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    Zelda Sterling
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wonder who finds that charming

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    #39

    I Don't Know Why, But I Thought This Was Funny

    I Don't Know Why, But I Thought This Was Funny

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Claims to be 19 yet speaks in dad jokes

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    #40

    Maybe This Is Why I'm Not Getting Tinder Matches?

    Maybe This Is Why I'm Not Getting Tinder Matches?

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    Poké Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why orange you returning my calls?

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    #41

    Here's My Tinder Profile

    Here's My Tinder Profile

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Let’s-a-go!

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    #42

    This Isn't A Cosplay, Right?

    This Isn't A Cosplay, Right?

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Who ya gonna call"?

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    #43

    When Your Profile Tells A Whole Story

    When Your Profile Tells A Whole Story

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor Travis is a mess.

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    #44

    Brotherly Love

    Brotherly Love

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is such sad and quite cruel.

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    #45

    I Almost Swiped Left After Seeing The First Half Of The Bio

    I Almost Swiped Left After Seeing The First Half Of The Bio

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sorry, 'dumb' is about the only thing that's non-negotiable. You could be a vegan crossfit Swiftie and I'll take it as long as you're not dumb.

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    #46

    Rate My Tinder Picture & Bio

    Rate My Tinder Picture & Bio

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Chinken

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    #47

    I Found This Funny Profile

    I Found This Funny Profile

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ???

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    #48

    The Perfect Match Doesn't Exist

    The Perfect Match Doesn't Exist

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm French and I want to retreat. 😂🤣

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    #49

    Found Love In A Hopeless Place

    Found Love In A Hopeless Place

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    George D
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pretty, but scary. Those eyes seem to validate her comment

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    #50

    I Would Drive Any Distance To Meet This Man

    I Would Drive Any Distance To Meet This Man

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this not how everyone washes their hair? How else would you do it???

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    #51

    Found This Gem Yesterday

    Found This Gem Yesterday

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    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Brilliantly funny!!!

    #52

    What Do Y'all Think About My Profile?

    What Do Y'all Think About My Profile?

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Another stand up comedian eh?

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    #53

    Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

    Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

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    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    😍😍😍

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    #54

    This Is One Of The Best Bios I've Seen

    This Is One Of The Best Bios I've Seen

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's brilliant, but I'm dumb - what's 'Stickers:3'?

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    #55

    All Her Photos Are Like This

    All Her Photos Are Like This

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "unterste Schublade" literally means lowest drawer in German, but figuratively "das ist unterste Schublade" means "that is really low/ bush-league/ a low blow" and so on 🤣🤣🤣 I like her

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    #56

    Now That's True Love

    Now That's True Love

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    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Covering up an… oddly hateful? comment. Anyway, tell me about something you’re proud of! Flex those Ws, big or small!

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    #57

    Made This Profile When I Was Drunk. I Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever At The Time

    Made This Profile When I Was Drunk. I Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever At The Time

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    CatProductions
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *HARMONICA INTENSIFIES*

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    #58

    Mouthing "I Love You" To Strangers On Tinder Seems Like A Better Alternative Tho

    Mouthing "I Love You" To Strangers On Tinder Seems Like A Better Alternative Tho

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I had that happen IRL once. In my car in a parking lot. This lady walks past my front windshield, leans over a bit so she is eye level with me and mouths "I love you". And then just walks off. I happened to be at a point mentally where I needed to hear that and it made me feel good even though it was a rando stranger. It didn't feel like a come date me thing though. It just felt like a human caring for another human. Or possibly she was flirting and I'm just incredibly dense but I'd never seen her before.

    #59

    The Only Acceptable Kind Of Group Photo

    The Only Acceptable Kind Of Group Photo

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Plot twist she is the one falling out of the boat.

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    #60

    I Made My Dog A Tinder. Feel Free To Message Him If You Come Across His Profile

    I Made My Dog A Tinder. Feel Free To Message Him If You Come Across His Profile

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Aww my favourite

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    #61

    So, How Old Is She?

    So, How Old Is She?

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    Zircon (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe the photo is of her sister or friends bday party... or maybe the age after her name is a typo... or... idk I give up

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    #62

    No Description, No Other Photos

    No Description, No Other Photos

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i feel oddly intrigued

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    #63

    An Amazing And Relatable Tinder Bio

    An Amazing And Relatable Tinder Bio

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    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It’s giving 🖤🩶🤍💜 vibes

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    #64

    Good Tinder Profile

    Good Tinder Profile

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I've the feeling his bio isn't doing him any favors.

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    #65

    Tinder Is Always Full Of Nice Surprises

    Tinder Is Always Full Of Nice Surprises

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    Coralinea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's not an entire apple in your mouth.

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    #66

    Tinder MVP

    Tinder MVP

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He's the one

    #67

    I Will Be Surprised If I'll Find A Better Profile This Year. This Is The Perfection

    I Will Be Surprised If I'll Find A Better Profile This Year. This Is The Perfection

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    aroace mamabear
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Amen to that

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    #68

    I'm So Conflicted

    I'm So Conflicted

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    TastyRex
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hmmm......I know that dude from wayyyy back in the day.

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    #69

    The Best Profile I've Seen In My Short Tinder Journey

    The Best Profile I've Seen In My Short Tinder Journey

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    None of those dinosaurs are a pterodactyl. I'm so confused.

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    #70

    Tinder Is Funny

    Tinder Is Funny

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hope he’s ok

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    #71

    I Want Old White Men With An Asian Fetish

    I Want Old White Men With An Asian Fetish

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    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

    #72

    Welcome To Tinder

    Welcome To Tinder

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Running a battery of tests?

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    #73

    The Shower Crying Joke Made Me Chuckle

    The Shower Crying Joke Made Me Chuckle

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    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Aww, it's ok Tony.

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    #74

    This Bio Sent Me

    This Bio Sent Me

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Am I the only one that whenever no one else comments I have a urge to comment cause I know it’ll get noticed first and I’ll get more upvotes?

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    #75

    Best Way To Get A Match During The Pandemic

    Best Way To Get A Match During The Pandemic

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    Coralinea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dating when toilet paper was still scarce? Questionable.

    #76

    Maybe She Should Play Another Game

    Maybe She Should Play Another Game

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The question becomes Smooth or Crunchy peanut butter? (It's smooth for the win by the way. Crunchy is for sadists. Looking at my best friend here😁)

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    #77

    I Just Found This Hilarious Bio

    I Just Found This Hilarious Bio

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    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Frozone!

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    #78

    Pure Gold

    Pure Gold

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    #79

    Hands Down The Best Bio I've Seen In Awhile

    Hands Down The Best Bio I've Seen In Awhile

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Biases?

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    #80

    A God Among Men

    A God Among Men

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    Kiwi Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Charlie!

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    #81

    Just Saw This Bio

    Just Saw This Bio

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What’s she rating? I’m only eleven so if it’s inappropriate don’t tell me

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    #82

    Recreating Mary Catherine Gallagher

    Recreating Mary Catherine Gallagher

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is Garfield on tinder here is his match.

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    #83

    I Might Be In Love

    I Might Be In Love

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Make your damn bed.

    #84

    Standards Are Getting Out Of Hands

    Standards Are Getting Out Of Hands

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Alright, but is more than 2 hands okay?

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    #85

    This Man Has Won

    This Man Has Won

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    George D
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What a waste of food. Dude

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    #86

    No Description, But At Least He's Got Two Pictures. Both Were Taken While Getting Arrested

    No Description, But At Least He's Got Two Pictures. Both Were Taken While Getting Arrested

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, at least you can be sure of his hobbies.

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    #87

    My Friend's Tinder Bio Is The Funniest Thing

    My Friend's Tinder Bio Is The Funniest Thing

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    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    1995 model but 23yo, yeah that is not how math works

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    #88

    I Almost Swiped Right Based On The Humor Factor. Did I Match? No. Did I Laugh? Yes. Gotta Respect The Honesty

    I Almost Swiped Right Based On The Humor Factor. Did I Match? No. Did I Laugh? Yes. Gotta Respect The Honesty

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What is the obsession with a*s eating in these? Do the ladies like that so much it's the main thing in your bio?

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    #89

    What Do You Think, Boys?

    What Do You Think, Boys?

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why am I awwing at the alligator/crocodile (which one is it)?

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    #90

    Which Bio Is Your Favorite?

    Which Bio Is Your Favorite?

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    #91

    How To Look Clever On Tinder. Step 1: Read A Book Upside Down

    How To Look Clever On Tinder. Step 1: Read A Book Upside Down

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    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Idiot

    #92

    My Friend, Who Gets 20+ Likes A Day Said I Needed A More Professional Picture And A Quote I Like In My Bio. Do You Guys Think This Will Work?

    My Friend, Who Gets 20+ Likes A Day Said I Needed A More Professional Picture And A Quote I Like In My Bio. Do You Guys Think This Will Work?

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    Geckolord
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Mr beast?????

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    #93

    Oh Charlie

    Oh Charlie

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    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor charlie

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    #94

    Tired Of Searching

    Tired Of Searching

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Didn't even take his glasses off for his picture.

    #95

    First Day Using The App, Stumbled Upon This

    First Day Using The App, Stumbled Upon This

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What is the censored r word?

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    #96

    So The Old Saying Isn't True

    So The Old Saying Isn't True

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Given the second two options, the erased one with paws is kinda scary.

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    #97

    Men Dusting Off Their Muskets

    Men Dusting Off Their Muskets

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    Robert D
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The colonies were still British in 1775. Now, how'd you get into Oxford?

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    #98

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *saves this for the appalling tattoos post*

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    #99

    You're Damn Right I Swiped Right

    You're Damn Right I Swiped Right

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    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

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    #100

    This Bio

    This Bio

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I like the cat shirt.

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    #101

    Meanwhile, Over On Tinder

    Meanwhile, Over On Tinder

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    ProbablyNotBehindYou (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But it's salron. What's he got to do with Darth Vader?

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    #102

    Opinions On My Profile?

    Opinions On My Profile?

    ChaoticwithaK Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ? I’m just imagining old carrots and broccolis now

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    #103

    Chopped Up And Boiled? Raw? Golden Brown? What Does It Mean??

    Chopped Up And Boiled? Raw? Golden Brown? What Does It Mean??

    Verothyn Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Boil ‘em mash ‘‘em put them in a stew?

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    #104

    His Height Is His Entire Personality

    His Height Is His Entire Personality

    aCrookedWorld Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *The rest of the world confused in centimeters*

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    #105

    His First Date

    His First Date

    nashakaterina Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Again? Why can people not be original?

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    #106

    Raw-Men

    Raw-Men

    Totally-NotAMurderer Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Waste of fod

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    #107

    10/10 Bio

    10/10 Bio

    GrandMaesterYoda Report

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It took me a second to get the joke the way she spelled it.

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    #108

    I Saw This While Swiping Through

    I Saw This While Swiping Through

    Tfox671 Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    caseworker...

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    #109

    I Had To Swipe For His Costume

    I Had To Swipe For His Costume

    mvcklemore Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Left foot on red ? Ouch

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    #110

    I Found The One

    I Found The One

    psychowitzz Report

    Jett Holthouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *swipes right*

    #111

    Inappropriate But Funny

    Inappropriate But Funny

    krijamdev Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

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    #112

    I Can't Even

    I Can't Even

    Sweet-Bonus-7838 Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah yes,the ancient viking name ”Mckynna”

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    #113

    Rise Up, Short Kings. You Can Do Better

    Rise Up, Short Kings. You Can Do Better

    Translation: "Tall women need tall boyfriends. Short women also need tall boyfriends. Short men can just love each other."

    nicosii Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Terrible person

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    #114

    None Of These Words Describe Me

    None Of These Words Describe Me

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

    primrose pyro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    what is the covered word?

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    #115

    Perfect Profile For Something Not Serious

    Perfect Profile For Something Not Serious

    GirlsGoneCultivated Report

    #116

    This Bio Actually Got Me A Match For Once

    This Bio Actually Got Me A Match For Once

    oODovahBearOo Report

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    #117

    I Don't Think This Guy Will Be On Tinder For Long

    I Don't Think This Guy Will Be On Tinder For Long

    Background-Bus3033 Report

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ( ● Y ● )

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    #118

    I've Made A Tinder Profile. Hoping To Find Something Lactose Free

    I've Made A Tinder Profile. Hoping To Find Something Lactose Free

    shane_train22 Report

    #119

    I Found This On Tinder

    I Found This On Tinder

    Ktharmer Report

    Hakunamawhatnow
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I puked.

    #120

    This Bio

    This Bio

    allaboutthosevibes Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

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    #121

    Rate My Bio

    Rate My Bio

    Edgybutnotedgy Report

    BubbleButt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why is s**t BEFORE get out of bed?

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    #122

    This Hilarious Profile I Found

    This Hilarious Profile I Found

    rgf5048 Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

    #123

    I Like My Women Like I Like My Milk?

    I Like My Women Like I Like My Milk?

    queensnipe Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Tell me you’re a redneck with out telling me. 🥛

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    #124

    Tinder You Never Fail To Amuse Me

    Tinder You Never Fail To Amuse Me

    base_baller_1194 Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No wonder you haven't got one yet.

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    #125

    My Pronouns Are USA

    My Pronouns Are USA

    poletten Report

    Lantana Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just...... awful.

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    #126

    Tinder Is Getting Slightly Weird

    Tinder Is Getting Slightly Weird

    akbarandbirbal Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gross

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