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It’s rarely a bad time for a good meme, unless you are in the middle of landing a plane or just in traffic. If you’re reading this while doing any of that, please stop. Otherwise, warm up your thumb and get ready to enjoy this bounty from the internet.

The “Xavier” Facebook page is home to both hilarious memes and unhinged replies that netizens adore, so we’ve gathered the best of both. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and leave your best attempt at a reply in the comments section down below.

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    #4

    Hilarious Posts from Xavier: A grain of rice next to a tiny computer chip, labeled 'smallest computer ever'.

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    #8

    A girl in boxing shorts next to girls in princess dresses, a hilarious post from Xavier about not all girls wanting to be princesses.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? That's Princess Kick Yo Behind!

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    #11

    Hilarious post from Xavier: A funny email exchange about a paid leave request for coronavirus.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played boss, I bet he be back Monday "Early"

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    #12

    A collage of four blonde actresses: Margot Robbie, Jaime Pressly, Samara Weaving, and Emma Mackey, in hilarious posts from Xavier.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffft! These women don't look Asian at all!

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    #13

    A meme with a car on its side with a sticker saying NO PROBLEM, showcasing funny internet posts.

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    I am not you
    Community Member
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nice to have signs that aren’t misleading.🤣

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    #15

    Hilarious post from Xavier: a person leaning over a desk, solving problems, with Xavier's funny caption.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    Hilarious post by Xavier showing a contrast between modern Iran and its depiction in American movies with a desert hovel.

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    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as anything south of the Rio Grande

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    #17

    Hilarious post from Xavier: a comparison of a baby bottle toy and Xavier's childhood experience.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's to figure out? These were magic!

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    #18

    A screenshot of a 1-star review for a pizzeria, with the owner's sarcastic response; a hilarious post by Xavier.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the utter scum i used to deal with mooching about the mall stores on Christmas eve. " looking forward to Christmas? " YES SO F@@K OFF

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    #19

    Hilarious Posts from Xavier: A person's arm with visible veins, and a comment from Xavier saying his blood travels via Bluetooth.

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    #20

    A meme showing a magnified mosquito on a finger, with a humorous comment by Xavier about the bug.

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    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If/when I see something even remotely similar to that, I don't take its photo, I don't seek its autograph, I don't check its passport, I flatten it.

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    #21

    Hilarious Posts: A meme by Xavier showing a group of kids in Messi jerseys surrounding a single kid in a Ronaldo jersey, titled The bravest kid in Argentina.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I read in an article that in Peru "Haaland" as a first name was given to 468 children and 91 children now have "Erling Haaland" as a first name. It's apparently almost kind of a tradition there to name children after football players. The article (link below for people who understand German) mentions several other examples with numbers. 🙂

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    #22

    A ChatGPT conversation screenshot where Xavier jokes about a girl's text, part of a collection of hilarious posts.

    Memes by Xavier Report

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooohhh! A Chatgpt burn. How low can you go?

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    #23

    Xavier character comments on a video about how to drink water, adding to the internet in stitches with his post.

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    Lazy Panda 2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a YouTube video that tells you how to walk uphill.

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    #25

    Hilarious post from Xavier: Brock Lesnar and his daughter Mya Lesnar, with Xavier's humorous comment.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there weren't a generational issue (among other things), I'd wonder if perhaps Erling Haaland was the mother.

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    #26

    A man's face evolution from 2021 to 2025 in a series of hilarious posts by Xavier.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably some kind of health condition. Happens to the best of us! Never assume it's just a lack of willpower.

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    #28

    A couple posing outdoors, with the woman sitting on a horse, showing a perfect moment in hilarious posts from Xavier.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You have something against Centaurs?

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    #29

    Hilarious Posts: A meme by Xavier showing a fly and a mosquito, captioned Summer schedule: 6am-6pm for the fly and 6pm-6am for the mosquito.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy to say that it's too hot in my apartment for local mosquitoes! 😂 The downstairs neighbors have some, but on our floor we don't.

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    #31

    Xavier meme illustrating the bigger fish concept with images of celebrities, featured in hilarious posts.

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want the guy from the last photo to loop around and stand next to Kevin Hart.

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    #32

    Hilarious Posts from Xavier: A white plumber's van with a funny decal of a person sitting on a toilet with the word 'idraulico'.

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    SM
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, please don't get out for me, stay there. 🤣

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    #33

    A text message meme from Xavier about waterproof socks and the humorous response of waterproof water.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, waterproof socks, keeps water out so your feet can stew in undiluted sweat.

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    #34

    Hilarious post by Xavier shows a messy Spider-Man cake, implying someone attempted to save it after a mishap.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote this but I've seen it several times a year for several years. Spiderman needs to save something else to to earn my upvote. Even just saving a different cake. I'm easy to please It doesn't take much

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    #37

    A 'Xavier' meme showing a man with a mustache and a smiling woman, captioned 'new gf' and 'When you see it'.

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    #38

    A funny Xavier meme illustrating a doctor advising more seafood, followed by a man pushing a pig into water to swim.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice is to learn the difference between advise and advice.

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    #41

    A Xavier meme showing a man fixing an airplane with duct tape, generating hilarious posts that had the internet in stitches.

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know many people would correctly point out that this is not ordinary tape, but imagine not knowing that and then seeing it. I would definitely be worried

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    #42

    Image showing multiple iPhone 17 models and a comparison of Japan's flag from 1999, a hilarious post from Xavier.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true about the Japanese flag redesign by the way.

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    #43

    A person uses a spoon to eat a banana, creating a hilarious post from Xavier.

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    London Paris
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I'm eating it normally and keeping an eye open for who is watching me closely . . . . . . This could be you sweetie . . . .😋

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    #46

    Xavier meme: A man smiling with a thumbs up in a divorce selfie, shared in hilarious posts.

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    Lunar Rat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I understand her point of view.

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    #47

    Hilarious Posts: A meme by Xavier showing a list of the richest people with Xavier at the bottom with $0, humorously implying his financial status.

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    #48

    Xavier shares a hilarious post comparing a young Adele in 1992 to her baby in 2016, noting the resemblance.

    Memes by Xavier Report

    Apatheist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it a constant surprise to people that children look like their parents?

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    #49

    A meme from 'Xavier' titled 'The Detective is back on duty' showing a person filming their partner's eye reflecting their phone.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her phone's camera is awesome, they should use this for an ad

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    #50

    Hilarious post by Xavier contrasting the iconic green hill of Windows XP in 1996 with a dry, autumn-like hill in 2025.

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    I am not you
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The image shows the iconic "Bliss" wallpaper from Windows XP. Photographer Charles O'Rear took the picture in Sonoma County, California, in 1996. The original image was taken before Windows XP was released and was not digitally altered. The image shows a vineyard in Sonoma Valley as it appeared approximately 29 years later

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    #51

    An iceberg illustrating different levels of shared information, a hilarious post from Xavier about what people tell ChatGPT.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't have friends or a therapist, strangers online are sometimes better than nothing

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    #52

    A meme with Leonardo DiCaprio reacting to a doctor's prescription, a hilarious post by Xavier.

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    #56

    Hilarious post from Xavier: A security camera encased in a metal cage on a brick wall.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lovely photograph of a security camera protected by wasps.

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    #57

    Hilarious post by Xavier about receiving an email from Shein offering a discount if an unblocked contact is added.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad a Shein Sale email was opened at all

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    #58

    Xavier shares a hilarious post comparing Conor McGregor's flashy Instagram car to a more modest real-life vehicle.

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how he can stick his head and arm out of a closed window in the bottom pic. Is he a ghost?

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    #59

    A long line of women in traditional dresses, representing teacher expectations during a fire, a hilarious post by Xavier.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was the time in Japan when a passenger plane hit a small plane on landing and caught fire and everyone made it out of the passenger plane ok, because everyone followed the instructions and lined up nicely to the emergency door

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    #60

    Hilarious Xavier post of a smiling meerkat with a stick in its mouth, captioned Me at my boss's funeral asking myself 'Who is late now'.

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    #61

    A Xavier meme with Shrek's changing expressions, depicting the struggle of remembering passwords versus signing in with Google.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works only until Google asks for your password

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    #62

    Hilarious Posts: A football meme by Xavier where two players are in an awkward position, captioned Football when my parents walk in.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally some football I might enjoy watching.

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    #63

    Xavier shares a hilarious post showing women and men cats during a video call, highlighting different camera angles.

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    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, me when i call my family. Most times im looking up someones nose

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    #64

    Hilarious Xavier post contrasting a modern Indian skyline (India) with a slum (India in American movies).

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, both pictures are correct - The difference lies in the location

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    #66

    A woman wearing a 'Fet's Luck' t-shirt being interviewed on a busy street, featured in hilarious posts from Xavier.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not real (sadly). The small text is that gibberish that AI comes up with when it needs "something that looks like words here".

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    #67

    Hilarious Xavier post featuring a toilet with a target: top panel (loud) shows a target at the back, bottom panel (mute) shows a target at the front. The image also includes an image of Xavier.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the seat even down when taking aim?

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    #68

    A hand holding an orange iPhone 17 Pro max in a messy room, a hilarious post from Xavier.

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    #70

    Xavier meme of men disguised in makeup and headscarves, humorously attempting to blend in, shared in hilarious posts.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immigrants trying to get through customs by dressing up as women according to a news article IIRC

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    #71

    A meme showing Dad's shocked face when typing 'S' in the browser, a hilarious post by Xavier.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see my bank (starts with an S), SM-39 and "Space Engineer mech feet" as searches

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    #73

    A 'Xavier' meme comparing different reptiles, labeling them all 'Crocodile' except for 'Alligator' and 'Indian Gharial'.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alligator and a crocodile are not the same though. Similar but not one in the same. One you'll see later and the other in a while

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    #74

    A man watching a woman work on a car, then dressed in a Cinderella gown in hilarious posts from Xavier.

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    Ryan F. Mercer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not changing a tire and that doesn't look like a compressor. Might be taking a photo graph of the tire info with her phone. I'm guessing she needs to know the size of her tire for replacements. Also, nothing wrong with a girl knowing how to change a tire. I've made sure to teach my daughter. She once asked me why she needed to know how. I told her maybe some day she could tell her boyfriend how to do it. She asked why he wouldn't know. I said, "sometimes boys are dumb." And she was like, "OMG you are so right!"

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    #76

    A split image highlighting two different people, a meme from Xavier featuring Supergirl and Will Poulter.

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    camomooey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would probably mean something to me if I knew who at least one of them was.

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    #77

    A yellow duck-shaped slipper is shown, potentially a part of hilarious posts from Xavier.

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