50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don’t Really Like Other People

This advice is GOLD…

Couldn’t have said it better myself

After the first time finishing a book in one go as a kid, I remember getting up and everything that I did had a narrator in my mind. And then he walked to the bathroom and washed his hands with cold, unforgiving water...

I frequently dine alone, and can I put in a mention for - if you see somebody dining alone and you appreciate their confidence, could you please appreciate it quietly? I get that people are well-meaning, but nothing makes me feel more like a zoo animal than the waitress saying "oh I just love seeing women who have the confidence to go out and have a meal alone, it's so amazing you're doing something for yourself, etc etc.". This recently happened to me and... okay, thank you for the compliment, but no thank you for triggering every ounce of my social anxiety that everyone is noticing me and thinking about me being alone now

Higher, please.

do not threaten me with a good time! (I already live alone with a bunch of cats and more books than I can comfortably fit in my home, and it's wonderful.)

Would totally subscribe to that service…

Only 12 years? Nah, it's in your head forever.

No shame, my brain thinks that way as well

My sentiments exactly!

My favorite new word…

Or you could spend the four hours reading BP and writing comments that you hope are witty and that people will upvote.

My lifelong dream gift. Nailed it.

IKR? Must be nice…

This is why it's best not to give reasons. "I won't be able to make it this time; have fun!" Explanations can lead to people arguing and trying to negotiate.

i volunteer to be where you put the dogs. I can help keep them calm and also be happy without other people. I could also sit on the floor and stretch out.

I embrace my “quarantine” lifestyle…

My wife left me for another man and took our kids via divorce lawyer. By chance I met my new partner soon after that. A few years later we decided "to hell with the world" and sold our crappy flat in England and bought an ancient garage in the middle of a forest in rural France for a tenth of the sale price. We now have our cottage in the woods, away from the world, but with fibre broadband. Anyone can have this life if they discard the unnecessary and exit the rat race.

Maybe;.. but LOTR has never made me say, Who cares? Or Where is the bleeping recipe?!

Sigh, If I had a nickel every time someone asked me this…

This one cuts a little too close...😁

Yep, pretty much sums it up for me…

No way I'd be able to keep all my bats together

Majority is fine but I do enjoy driving. Gas prices though... -_-"

"Hey, can you help me make pineapple and habanero salsa?"

sounds like a dream

Texter for sure

Oh yes!

That customer complaining about that answer is the reason I'm a dog person

In a bridal shop window, I saw two headless mannequins next to a portrait of Henry VIII

Bliss!💕

Releasing your raccoon mounted corps to assault the local library and bring back hundreds of books is okay

Expensive but tempting...

Hallelujah! Saints be praised!

Four stages of excessive fatigue

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Or a pause button for time to think about how to respond.

This is my social anxiety in a nutshell

Well, really eleven.

It is what I say it is.

All. The. Time. In fact, I just had a job interview a few days ago, that I know I whiffed. And I can't stop thinking about what I SHOULD have said...

Haha- that is so me!

Complaining? No, that's bragging.

I once saw a man snow blow his lawn

I’m moving in!

Or as Jim Carrey reportedly said: "With no underwear in case they want to kiss my a*s"

Me: Glances at phone and lets call go to voicemail

I'm relieved I'm not the only one that feels this way! It can be isolating feeling overstimulated all the time.

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How about silent decade?

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They’ve got a point, you know.

Had a discussion with my SO the other day. He found it totally weird that I wouldn't be thrilled if I invited friends over and they would bring other people with them that I don't even know. And he found it even weirder that, according to my own mindset, I don't expect other people to find it great or totally normal if we would do such a thing when we're invited. Please tell me that I'm not alone with this or an absolute weirdo o.O

Here.

This pic makes me laugh out loud! That expression...

agreed! first impressions are usually spot on

I always use my dog as a excuse

Keanu Reeves is also an acceptable choice.

Will add comment tomorrow.

I would have to sift through a few states of people to find a handful who would be 'my people' and dam n that sounds exhausting.

Ew the responsibilities

Oooh, I need that door kn0b!

Dad? 😆

On a tight rope

Bed is a magical place where I don't have to prepare food or clean anything and nobody's asking me for money.

being at home IS a plan

People are allowed to enjoy celebrities and sports.

Anyone but a boss would have figured out to feed the cat just before the zoom meeting.

Beware of what you wish for!

That’s the exact excuse of my abusive ex… brrrr