50 Hilarious Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

This I believe to be true

Oh Yeah!!

Where did you get that picture of me??

true true

Whoooo!!

The "you'd be so prettier if you smiled more" pisses me off to no end! Even more than being told to "calm down." I honestly can't believe that people still say those phrases!

Pretty much

Upvote for Dean

The idea that roosters *only* crow at dawn is a myth. They *always* crow just before dawn but they also crow whenever the bleep they please. Which, in the case of my neighbor's rooster, is ALL. DAY. LONG.

Seriously, where do they get those mirrors?

OMG lol

This logic makes no sense to me.

loved this show

Autosaves are nice but I'll never trust them.

They all have that haircut.

That is acting more like an adult than answering it bc all the bs calls.

or an air molecule that landed the wrong way.

i felt this in my soul

Okay, this absolutely made me laugh out loud. I'm serious. Literally literally.

Definitely my wife. She needs her white noise and air flow!

Like many problems in life this can easily be solved with an ice axe

Go ahead, start talking out loud about some completely random product and you'll start seeing ads for it.

Hell, I'd be satisfied with someone saying ,"I'm gonna pay you $100 to f*ck off"

Over 60? How about over 40?!

As long as it doesn't involve me.....

The only advantage I can find to my lack of sleep pattern is that I have never suffered from jet lag.

I noticed!

I remember my brother offering to treat my cut with this and me asking specifically "is that the stuff that burns?" and he said "no." And that is how trust was destroyed in my family.

Only Plants

I mean, what was she thinking? Maybe she doesn't have a mirror but just imagining this move should make one feel stupid.

My husband and I have our own company, and even though it’s ours and I have, do, and will work under the occasional pressure that pops up, I still ain’t gonna die for it.

Literally me today. I felt fine when I woke up, but now I'm dead tired.

Yum Yum...🤤

Only in English though. So many different and apparently unconnected words for butterfly in Europe. Schmetterling, mariposa, pili pala, borboleta, vlinder, skoenlapper... Edit: I wasn't being pedantic, I'm just fascinated by the fact that the words for butterfly appear to be so unrelated across Europe. Though I believe papillon and pili pala both have roots in Latin

"The other kids at school will be so jealous!"

Buy a ticket

hard cortex parkour

You'll NOTICE when I'm not here.

To be fair, it boggles me how the most expensive houses often have the most questionable design choices.

"It's cancer!... or pregnancy" - Doctor Google

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Stackexchange _every_ time you go: would like some cookies? You gotta have *some* cookies.

lmao i thought they meant crocodiles...

And that is a great way to ensure a kid goes no contact

If there's 1 thing I hated in school, it's the damned 60 minutes ticking clock.

That is me but with cheese.

Cats are just as bad, and have a much easier time silently jumping up, onto the table they’re not allowed to be on, and sneaking up on you. Suddenly, you’re surrounded and you never heard a thing.

Lol, I just took a picture of my kid sleeping in a box

I, a fully functioning adult with my own private Google account and nothing to hide, uses incognito mode for every single search because I'm paranoid

Hm, his face sorta looks like a big "M"

If it’s important, text me

Upvote for Frenchie :)

Hey, they warned you you about the very suspicious squirrel

I know that feeling!

I love these pranks. When I was about 7 my dad came back from a hunting trip in Alaska. Step ma had us dress up so he wouldn't recognize us. I was a cowgirl and had to tromp through the airport in his cowboy boots. He walked right past us.

I have two degrees in Criminal Justice. I've devoted thousands of hours of my life to studying what makes people do bad things, and I'm here to tell you, all the data we've collected point to putting milk in your bowl before the cereal.

This is my argument against immortality - I have 50 years+ of embarrassing memories and that's bad enough, imagine 100 years - imagine 1000 years, yikes!

I'm so scared of mannequins that look like people and people who look like mannequins. I need to know immediately who is a real person.

and then telling myself to REMEMBER those song names to add to my playlist when I get a chance and totally forgetting again 🙄

A six-head!

This.

me to my gf. XDDDDDDDD

listen, when I sit around the house, I really sit around the house

Forgiving is simply impossible.

NIHILIST BLUE STAR!! "Time, like hope, is an illusion." "The only hope is the sweet release of death." "Everything's over now and all that's left is you in an infinite void." This was the best part of the Mario movie.

That's because all your plugs are at home

My friend recently moved from one place to another. I asked if he was going to have roommates or if he got a big boy appointment all by himself. His response was: I have roommates. I'm not old enough for a big boy house, I'm only 50.