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It is said that pain is inevitable. And unfortunately, there are many types: physical, emotional, mental. Then there's a special kind of pain. The one that hits you right in the brain when you hear, see or read something utterly stupid.
Sometimes, the beauty of stupidity lies in the sheer confidence with which it's delivered. No shame, no hesitation. Just a powerful belief that a certain thing totally makes sense and needs to be shared with the world.
Speaking of sharing, there's an entire corner of the internet dedicated to documenting the outrageously dumb stuff we are being subjected to. Aptly called More stupidity should be painful!!! 2.0, it boasts an impressive 90,000 members, all of whom have a low tolerance for two brain cells. They gather on the Facebook page to mock and poke fun "at pretty much anything and everything under the sun." And they warn that their community isn't for anyone who is easily offended.
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of their most hilariously silly posts for you to scroll through as you come to the realization that common sense is not common, proofreading is optional and thinking things through is clearly not for everyone. So take a deep breath, lower your standards of humanity and be glad you didn't make it onto this list. Don't forget to upvote the ones that made you gasp!
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Mike F 3 weeks ago
What would be the point? Nobody uses their phone for anything other than texting and SM, do they?
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SayItAintSo 3 weeks ago
No glee in pressing an imaginary button hard. It doesn’t do a thing to satisfy me like slamming a phone down
visacrum 3 weeks ago (edited)
The best was when you could slam it down not once, but repeatedly, usually as punctuation, one word at a time, to something like 'Go! *slam* (do something unmentionable) *slam*! Yourself *slam*! You *slam*! (something unmentionable) *slam*!' Sure, depending on the force it's possible the phone would get broken (not the phone in the picture, that is like the Nokia of wired phones), but in the heat of that moment, it's the most harmless thing you could possibly break!
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago (edited)
So was I !, n ooooo the satisfaction we got back then , I still have a landline lmao n it’s often slammed down on cold callers n scammers , decent people as really need me use the mobile 😂
Cee Cee 3 weeks ago
So don't answer the landlines or turn the ring volume down to zero. Even better get rid of it altogether.
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Cory Kent 3 weeks ago
Spreading hate is not going to make anything better. Hating one crowd is just the same as the MAGA people hating another group.
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KatWitch57 3 weeks ago
Sometimes; a person is all over the news, and is orange, and just *know* that the world would be better if no-one ever heard of them.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 3 weeks ago
Oh... multitudes. Lately there have been multitudes.
Daisydaisy 3 weeks ago
It's an awful feeling, but sometimes it just happens: you get introduced to someone and you immediately think "You and I don't like each other other". Just a gut feeling - no apparent reason for it
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Nikolaj Christensen 3 weeks ago
Think that species nest is called a bundle, like a bundle of wires!
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Mel in Georgia 3 weeks ago
I remember seeing stork nest after stork nest in powerline towers in Portugal. I imagine they would get in the way!
Tom Brincefield 3 weeks ago
There are places in the US where they add platforms in high towers for nests that are out of the way of the work areas.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 3 weeks ago
I have very large steamer trunks in my head, that have industrial strength chains wrapped around them, keeping them closed.
Abby Louise Rexroth 3 weeks ago
You spend 30 sec. in my head and you're gonna need to be put in a padded cell.
Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago
🎶If my thought dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine.🎶 Bob Dylan. Always resonated with me....
Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
He might have resonated with me if I could have understood more of the lyrics.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
You wanna walk a mile in my shoes?? It begins with a trip through my thoughts. You're not going to make it a mile after that.
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Breadcrumb. 3 weeks ago
Never have I had a burrito with olives. I loves olives but they don't make me think Mexican..
Also Ansinfer 3 weeks ago
I think that's actually some serious art. I'd frame it in a box frame! Totally love it
Still Going 2 weeks ago
Are there therapists for olives? Poor little things, how could they possibly feel good about themselves? 😥 Kind of off topic, but I'd been fairly neutral about olives until I tried olives stuffed with anchovies. It may sound odd, but they are fantastic - if you like anchovies (I'm a fanatic). You don't even have to like olives - they're that good.
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PenguinEmp 3 weeks ago
I have one single long hair on my ear. My wife calls it Pablo for some reason.
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Norfolk and good 3 weeks ago
Those of us who were teenagers in the 90s and 00s know the pain of having eyebrows that never recovered from the ultra-thin look.
Ashlisha 3 weeks ago
Born in the 80s and I would love to give you some of my eyebrow hair. Mine unibrow is stubborn AF.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
My family refers to those chin hairs, the ones that feel as thick and strong as fishing line, as "bruja hairs". XD
Sue Ellen Jensen 3 weeks ago
You haven't lived until you've had to trim the hair in your father's ears with the scissors he has never sharpened.
visacrum 3 weeks ago
Then I am glad to have never lived, if I'm being honest.
Load More Replies... Mrs Irish Mom 3 weeks ago (edited)
Eyebrows literally 0, chin hairs 100, if only my brows had the ability to grow like my chin hairs
Susan Teter 3 weeks ago
Yep. Hairs migrate South, and eventually fall out. So I guess when your 90 you don't need a bikini wax?
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officerripley 2 weeks ago
Wait 'till you're old enough, every time you pluck a hair, 10 of its friends attend its funeral.
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Spencer's slave no longer 3 weeks ago
A cat on the kitchen bench or table is a daily occurrence in my home, no biggy, they're easily cleaned.
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
My dog used to do that, he wasn't allowed on the rug, so he'd lie to one side of it and stretch out a paw.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago (edited)
Not a chance. The Roman numbers were invented because the OFFICERS wouldn't be able to do simple arithmetic.
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WindySwede 3 weeks ago
If you sacrifice a smol amount of tape, by folding it, youll find the end fast 🙃
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Did I say that out loud? 3 weeks ago
"After millions of years of evolution, the human brain is still fúcked by Sellotape." Dave Allen
Breadcrumb. 3 weeks ago
Now pull on just a corner..for a few spins. Than wrap around your throat, what's the point anway..
Melinda Flick 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t matter, you can NEVER pull it up cleanly. It will shred every time.
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Billo66 3 weeks ago
Black Sabbath IS Christmas music. N.I.B. (Nativity in Black), The song "Black Sabbath" and um Ozzy said Iron Man is about Jesus.
Cory Kent 1 week ago
It's the antithesis of what Christmas is supposed to be about, and they know it.
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Nova yt 3 weeks ago
You mean in other countries you can throw beer at someone?! Dang you're lucky
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Charlotte Ingle 3 weeks ago
Humour is subjective. I found this snort-worthy
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TheWickedOne 3 weeks ago
I liked playing Oregon Trail but I sucked at it, and Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, I also sucked at it.
Detroit Citizen 3 weeks ago (edited)
I have ended with maliera and dysentery (sp, spell check gave up on me lol) bajillion times lol. But to this day, Id love to find the OG version of it and just play till i wore it out. You unlocked some deep core memories @TheWickedOne.
Load More Replies... Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
Kids these days will never understand the *agony* of the incessant screeching of the flyback transformers. Running at a line rate around 15kHz, that would be well within the audible range of a young person. A room like that is the stuff of nightmares.
Arthur Waite 3 weeks ago
I wish I'd taken a picture of the enormous room full of keypunch machines me and my mates had to rummage through to find one that worked, to key our programs for Data Processing class. Fortran and Assembler for an IBM 7040.
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Lazy Panda 2 3 weeks ago
Their hearing is so good they can distinguish between the cupboard opening that contains cat food and the one that contains human food.
Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
Oh, Anna ignores me. And then stares right at me to make sure that I know that she has heard me and made a choice to ignore me... so I went back inside. She can go find herself a rodent instead of having a pouch of Felix. [nerr nerr nerr-nerr nerr]
Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
I loved my cats' selective hearing. Means I raised them in my likeness.
Caffeine72 3 weeks ago
Until I stand up to walk 3 meters to the bathroom, which turns me into the most fascinating object on the planet.
Mook The Mediocre 3 weeks ago
My cat could hear an electric can opener 4 miles away. --- bzzzz --- ZOOM! Cat appears, panting.
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Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
My one cat will ignore me yelling at her to stop doing something from 2 feet away, but can hear me open a kitchen cabinet from the other side of the house.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 3 weeks ago
My wife saw the photo, without reading the meme, as I was looking at it and immediately said, and I quote "Oh he must have really füćķëď up BIG TIME!" 🤣😂
Don't listen to me 3 weeks ago
Sorry but long stem roses just don't grow that big/long. Has to be photoshopped.
Luke || Kira (he/she) 3 weeks ago
Maybe he just loves his wife and wants to surprise her with something nice?
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David Paterson 3 weeks ago
Back in the day we didn't have vice grips. We had to make them ourselves from hand-carved timber and the lever from a car jack.
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Detroit Citizen 3 weeks ago
Where are the rabbit ears with tin foil on top in the back of the tv? I was the youngest so i was the channel changer. And dont forget, move your feet, lose your seat/ seat saved. lol. I could run to the restroom, get a drink and be back by the end of the second commerical. My older sister was sooo mad lol. Then mom had to institute the seat saved, ugh lol
Mark Alexander 3 weeks ago
And d**n the times the only way to get a good picture was to stand there holding the long end of the foil flag.
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Kenny Kulbiski 3 weeks ago
Watched a lot of shows that I really didn't care for because I was to lazy to get out of my comfortable position and hike clear across the room.
Mike F 3 weeks ago
I think everyone did. You watched a show, then the next one was a drag but you sat through it because the one following was great.
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Geoffrey Scott 3 weeks ago
And after the Tonight Show was over, came the National anthem..then nothing.
WubiDubi 3 weeks ago
Shortly afer this they had acoustic remotes that clicked. No infrared yet.
Mark Alexander 3 weeks ago
And changed the channel when the garage door opened. And changed the volume when the dog passed through jangling it's dog tags.
Load More Replies... Billie Jackson 3 weeks ago
It wasn't so bad...you only had three or four channels Today you might be standing there for hours looking through the choices.
Porenn 3 weeks ago
We had to walk across 3 feet of s**g carpet and change the channel manually ON the TV…
General Anaesthesia 3 weeks ago
So now we're censoring roll-your-own tobacco, BP?
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Susan Teter 3 weeks ago
The same reason you buy custom cabinets from a 9 fingered custom cabinet maker. They're the best!👍-oops
Mike F 3 weeks ago
I love tormenting the fireworks sales guy in the parking lot up the street (a pop up tent place). I slam the car door, act like I'm coming in with a cigarette, the fun goes on and on.
Ghostchaplain16 3 weeks ago
Oh you're evil, Mike F. Hilarious...but still evil!
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Dan Holden 3 weeks ago
Anyone else wonder why they emphasized "MY husband". Were they afraid that someone would think they were with someone else's husband?
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
I was wondering if they chose to emphasize MY husband, to send a clear message to the recipient, in case the neighbor was trying to entice OP's husband?
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Detroit Citizen 3 weeks ago (edited)
What the wife didnt say was, theyre lowkey asking to partake lol Edit: Clarification. Asking to partake in the bong rips of the devils lettuce
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Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
The people who misread this sign gave themselves a b*m steer. But it turned out to be all steer and no b*m.
nomnomborkbork 3 weeks ago
No one else irritated at BP censoring b u m??? This is so ridiculous! B u m is the nice way to say a r s e (also nice), and in this context it doesn't even refer to that. Wow.
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panther 3 weeks ago
I know where that's at, about a 10 minute drive from where I work. Boss took our department there for lunch once as a reward.
Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
Nah. You're just disappointing illiterates, but they should be used to it.
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
White rhino ,we had one born near me at the Cotswolds wildlife park this week ❤️( I assume I’m ok saying that aren’t I? Clearly not allowed to speak on this place full of trolls for some pathetic reason 🙄)
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
Yes, White rhino named Ruby gave birth to a female, who has been named Mo. The zoo was able to catch the birth on film, which is extremely rare. Little Mo is adorable 🦏
Load More Replies... WindySwede 3 weeks ago
Got curious and watched an yt about the subject. I have no useful information after, they looked exactly the same to me 😹🖖
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Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
Oh, lookie here. Mr. Moneybags bragging about how affordable apple juice is.
Siege Rook 3 weeks ago
If your major status symbol in life - the one you will judge others by - is the possession or version of a grossly overpriced phone/watch with less capability than a comparable model from another manufacturer, you can "talk to the platinum-hands on the timepiece, boy, 'cause the face ain't listenin'."
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Miki 3 weeks ago (edited)
Giving phone to such a young kid. :((( Some time ago I saw ~4 year old with a phone and that kid couldn't talk. He was babbling like a toddler (no he wasn't disabled or anything. just bad parenting).
Ejteh 3 weeks ago
My youngest, 3,5 talks horrible because he's born with a cleft palate, Pierre Robins Sequence to be exact. My husband and i are barely understanding him sometimes, let alone an outsider. On rare occasions he is allowd to play a educative game on the phone. If you would bump into us on that moment, you could assume its bad parenting. Just saying, don't always assume the worst :) (I don't know the rest of your story of course, and if there were more clues)
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Sharon Zink 2 weeks ago
"With that personality you'll never get married."--my siblings. Here I am, married to the same man for 56 years, and 3 out of 5 of them are divorced.
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Agent Smith 3 weeks ago
I'm lucky to have the initials AFP. Planning to legally change my name to Away From People.
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Susan Teter 3 weeks ago (edited)
When I was a kid, we didn't have e-mail or text. We just wrote messages on paper, tied them to rocks, and threw it at the recipient. If you heard someone yell out in pain, you knew they got the message.
Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
This is so old that the first time I saw it it was supposedly a story from tech support at Word Perfect, and the date didn't have a 2. The date might not even have had a 9.
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
From your posts you seem to have a stick up your butt about Ireland. Show us on the doll where Ireland hurt you personally.
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Fransanchez 3 weeks ago
You've got to love dogs, poor thing is all embarrassed and "mom" is just taking photos And the wee terrier looks like "well, you asked me to call mom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
😂😂😂😂have to ask tho why Botox results in cropped ears pfft n Lakota go find ur sense of humour !,
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Mine to x but shut don’t tell everyone on here they turn on you ,n proceed to revert to bullying children 🧒
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
I’m not crazy ! My reality is just different to yours, … the Cheshire Cat. Quote ,I have in my landing wall ,
Detroit Citizen 3 weeks ago
As a child watching the cartoon version (Disney? iirc) i wondered why mom loved the chesire cat. It freaked me out as a kid. At 48, I totally see why mom did, the cat was speaking truth lol. Dont get me started on the walrus and carpenter. Come to think of it Disney was dark af back then lol
joann fielding 3 weeks ago
You should try reading the books if you want dark. The 2nd one, Alice Through the Looking Glass is like a fever dream!
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Emma London 3 weeks ago
Did the manufacturer really think that people who are in a I-use-a-plastic-toilet -situation can see those teeny tiny lock symbols?
rustyscate 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen this in real life and then told everyone on the job site. Good laugh
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 weeks ago
I have a feeling a lot of people here aren't gonna like this one...
joann fielding 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the old joke.....Satan is showing the new guy around, "And there's the lake of lava you'll be burning in eternally." And the guy says, "Actually, since we're underground its called magma." Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?" Haha
The Other Guest 3 weeks ago
Better not go to the Oxford English Dictionary, then. They include "anyways" as an informal/dialect form of "anyway."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
Apatheist, is this what your therapy sessions sound like? XD (I'm teasing - though nobody loves a pedant.)
Mark Alexander 3 weeks ago
Why not? I have a nice pedantic. I wear it on a necklace. It's very shiny.
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Adam Zad 3 weeks ago
So, I died and went to hell. Satan was showing me around and he said "This is the pit of lava you'll be spending eternity in. What do you think?" I said, "Firstly, don't end a sentence with a preposition and secondly, you DO know that, since we're underground, it's called 'magma,' not 'lava,' right?" He looked at me and said "and YOU know THAT is why you're HERE, right?"
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Grumpy old man 3 weeks ago
Theo thiks my house is his. Rescued him from the streets
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joann fielding 3 weeks ago
Hand sanitizer and a plastic scraper. Trust me, hand sanitizer gets any sticker off easily.
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michael Chock 3 weeks ago
Augustus gloop flavored pie would taste terrible, no one would buy it.
Andy Frobig 3 weeks ago
Well it's been marinated in chocolate for half a century, that's gotta help
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Miki 3 weeks ago (edited)
Some time ago I saw a picture of an orchard, and a caption: "in Poland, this is sad". :D
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 weeks ago
There will still be someone who attempts to go through it because that’s what their sat nav says…
Tea Drinker 3 weeks ago
Or they're a redneck with a pickup truck on big wheels.
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David Paterson 3 weeks ago
I am in awe of whoever put that road sign up. Snorkel and underwater welder?
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Byron Black 3 weeks ago
I'm 85 and generally mentally-sharp ... except when it comes to names ... like I was trying to remember that Dominican gigolo who married all those movie actresses and k****d himself in a Ferrari crash ... I could see his face and knew all about him, but the name would simply not surface ... sorry young'uns...
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Brain-In-A-Vat 3 weeks ago
Three holes in the ground , forty foot deep , water at the bottom . . .
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Rob D 3 weeks ago
All redundancy is repetitive, but not all repetition is redundant. 🤯
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
Nope. Items submerged into water get wet, but water is not wet. ---Pedantic Pat
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Toothless Feline 2 weeks ago
If you think this sign is redundant or unnecessary, you’ve never worked a customer-facing job.
Witch with a B 3 weeks ago
It's the Department of Repetitious Redundancy Department. Get it right.
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Brain-In-A-Vat 3 weeks ago
Mine is like that , but then , there is no back door . . .
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highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
My place only has a door at the back (block of 4 maisonettes; the ground floor places have a door at the side and the 1st floor places have a door up steps at the back).
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Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
If he's military, he can just hand salute since he's wearing his built in cover.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago (edited)
I'm seriously confused by the statue top right. I really hope it's two frogs waltzing, because the alternatives are making my mind boggle....
Fransanchez 3 weeks ago
Same here, but I thought it was a frog making an offering. In my defence, I didn't zoom in
Load More Replies... The Other Guest 3 weeks ago
If you don't do well with weirdos, you *might* be on the wrong website LOL
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Sharon Zink 2 weeks ago
If you don't want to go to hell, what you need to do is to trust Jesus to save you.
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Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
My friend and I always used to do the routine from those vultures in the Jungle Book. "What do you want to do?" "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
"Subs" in this case is implicated as short for "submissive", as in, the submissive partner in a "bondage" style relationship, where one is usually more "dominant" and is sometimes thought of as the "master" in the relationship. So, by saying "other subs call it 'sir'", they're making a risqué play on words implying that even OTHER sub sandwiches refer to their sub sandwiches as "sir", implying that *their* sub sandwiches are more dominant than other companies'. It's... complex XD
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Susan Teter 3 weeks ago
I like the licence plate holder that says "be nice to me"...I bet the bottom of it says "or see what happens"!
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Mrs Irish Mom 3 weeks ago
You can not have me toad, my car is too big for the little dude to pull
Razill 3 weeks ago
Every time i think things hit rock bottom, there is always another lower level. Yes. They can definitely be this bad at English, especially in the US
Load More Replies... Caffeinated Ape 3 weeks ago
I thinking they're hoping the recipient will just drop déad upon reading.
Load More Replies... Abby Louise Rexroth 3 weeks ago
What they should do is correct the atrocious spelling and grammar and tape it to the illiterate neighbor's door and tell them they need to go back to school because they are a failure.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 weeks ago
My brain autocorrected "children" to "chicken" and I didn't understand what the joke was- it took me like four different times
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
I mean, to be fair, in some cultures, a rice bowl with chicken and egg in it is referred to as "mother and child rice bowl"... XD
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Ace 3 weeks ago
Thank you. That's not what real mozzarella looks like where I live so I'd never have got it.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
Hey, I've worked retail at a grocery store and I would help the dairy department sometimes. That's technically ABSOLUTELY an exit - from the dairy cooler XD
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago
Technically, no. It was made in uterus. But try making a pun of that?
Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
What's the significance to the barcode? And... I get 9781565924796, and '3' at the end is an invalid check digit, it should be a '5' for that number...and it wouldn't look like that anyway (it would be thin lines over the '77', plus other changes like the two thicks on the right being further apart). Yes, I'm overthinking this slightly...
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