25 Times This Satirical Online Magazine Delivered The Funniest And Most Relatable Headlines (New Pics)

Done that.

Hmmm. BP let one through.

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Sounds familiar . . . .

Vote, vote, vote, vote! It's either that or overthrow the Government, and I for one don't want to shower, find clean clothes, make a sign, drive to the riot location, get arrested, call relatives for bail money, find more clean clothes for court appearances, wear an ankle monitor for 1 year then as part of community service, pick up litter while wearing an orange jumpsuit (although saves me from doing laundry) , write a book of my struggles which is made into a Hallmark movie, and finally make appearances on CNN, NBC, CBS, to explain that all this happened because you didn't vote.

HA!

I had never considered this possibility. Upon reflection, probably not mad enough most of the time.

Some mysteries shouldn't be solved. Not asking questions is the first step towards this goal. Also the last step. Yeah multitasking!

Wait, we're supposed to clean the bottle?

excuse me I feel attacked.

Haha

Are we sure this is satire?

Gossip Cartel would make an excellent indie band name.

Yes! When you're down to cups that you bought on vacation at like Welcome to Idaho Home of Famous Potatoes.

Same...

Oh the illusion of choice? 🤔

I've got news for you, petal ...

I was told last year by a physiatrist (not my personal one) that apparently you can't be diagnosed with mental health issues if you're using alcohol? I'd never heard that like ever in my life....🤷🏻‍♂️

👀

I feel seen

That's me receiving pretty much every compliment.

This is so true.

Does it matter? The lines of communication are open.

Wait - don't turn green - I haven't finished my sentence.

Other way up, dude.

Makes her? I don't see the boss standing over her shoulder. And is she really working? Can't see her screen, maybe she's on BP?

I do this! ( Lotta backspacing going on)

But it's not...?

Pro tip: be insecure about everything so you don’t make this mistake!

Both

Honestly, mood.

I've taken my excess ones to work but so has everyone else, now we just have a cupboard overflowing with mugs

And by the looks of it very pregnant.

Situationship

Upvote for the math reference!

Confusing your alphabet soups again. ADHD and MDD.

It's the closing it securely after that's important. did this two weeks ago. Floor got washed too!

This is so me!

Yes! I'm trying to get out of USA, I get no country really wants us, but money is usually the issue.

Santorini, Greece.