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Cinephiles are not regular people, and they will be the first to tell you that. These are people who have strong opinions about aspect ratios at dinner, who rate their own life experiences on Letterboxd as a bit, and who will genuinely grieve a director's career pivot like a personal loss.

They cry at the Criterion Collection sales. They have walked out of a Marvel movie and immediately tweeted about it. They use the word "cinema" as both a compliment and a weapon. And on Twitter, completely unsupervised and chronically online, they are absolutely hilarious. These tweets are proof. Dim the lights.

#1

A cinephile tweet questioning modern movie sound consistency and why movie people are unhinged.

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Roman Arendt
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, absolutely! You'd think "Man, we were on the moon over half a century ago, surely someone must be able to mix the sound of a movie in a sensible way." But no, apparently all sound editors have unlearned this and the executives don't give a fuq. And don't even get me started on the lighting...

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    #2

    A humorous tweet comparing Marvel movies runtime to The Powerpuff Girls, part of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the PowerPuff Girls were just that awesome!

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    #3

    A hilarious cinephile tweet proposing that movie directors should make indie budget films to test their skills.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Michael Bay trying to blow stuff up on a budget.

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    #4

    A relatable tweet about predicting a Hallmark movie plot, among hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's happening around Christmas.

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    #7

    A humorous tweet about Netflix not having the movie you want to watch. Perfect for cinephile tweets.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago

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    Look up any title on IMDb.com. Their page for each movie or series includes major streaming services that are currently carrying it,. They're right about 99% of the time. If it's not there, try YouTube next. Bing Videos shows titles on several services not covered by the first two. Happy viewing, fellow Pandas!

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    #8

    A hilarious cinephile tweet about American movies saving only the USA. Movie people humor.

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    CD King
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alien attacks never cross the US / Canada border

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    #9

    A tweet from a hilarious cinephile about movie availability: desired film unavailable on 13 streaming services, but rentable.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bargain. Rentals are closer to $7.99

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    #10

    Hilarious cinephile tweet about enjoying a movie only to find others dislike it, highlighting movie people.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different people like different things🤷🏼

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    #11

    Ria's tweet about a movie not always needing to be good, showcasing hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our movies that are good for us as "guilty pleasure" flicks. Mine include Machete, the Deadpool series, several Mel Brooks comedies, and A Fistful of spaghetti westerns. They soothe the savage breast. Your mileage may vary.

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    #12

    A tweet questioning the stop of dystopian society movies like Hunger Games and Divergent, part of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still make those type movies, but they're in the Documentary section now.

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    #13

    Hilarious cinephile tweets with a meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, reacting to a movie title mentioned in the film.

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    #14

    Conan O'Brien's movie pitch tweet about millennials, highlighting hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ghosts live there to be close to good dayscare.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    A cinephile tweet about a character dying in scary movies, showcasing movie people's horror insights.

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    #18

    A tweet about multiple Night at the Museum movies, from a collection of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah but when would the burglars break in :)

    #19

    A funny cinephile tweet, a hilarious movie discussion about a kids movie idea involving dogs and an evil lady.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they didn't have 100 dogs to begin with at the start of the movie

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    #20

    A tweet about Kevin Hart playing his family in a movie, part of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #21

    A hilarious cinephile tweet suggesting a movie featuring a teenager playing a 30-year-old.

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    #22

    A tweet missing when movies looked like movies, not YouTube videos. A cinephile's take on movie people.

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    #23

    Hilarious cinephile tweet about Titanic's iceberg launching Leonardo DiCaprio's stardom, showcasing movie people.

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    #24

    Phil Lester's tweet about watching 1917 and a friend asking about the movie's set year, a hilarious cinephile tweet.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, what year was it? Don't leave us hanging, Phil!

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    #25

    A hilarious cinephile tweet, funny movie discussion about a dad's unique reason for loving the movie Moana.

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    CD King
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese migrated the chicken. Book called 1421

    #26

    A tweet about reacting to someone hating a movie, included in hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #27

    A hilarious cinephile tweet stating nobody watches a Pirates of the Caribbean movie without Johnny Depp.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 months ago

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    But they'll cast an actress as strong and independent™ replacement /s (Because that's what people care about right?)

    #30

    A cinephile tweet proposing post-movie debriefs, illustrating movie people's unique theatre experiences.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy if everybody just refrained from talking until the movie was over.

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    #31

    Hilarious cinephile tweets about American movie stereotypes, featuring a football player, letterman jacket, football, and car.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Erling Haaland the Norwegian football (soccer) player. I don't think he would be an American teenage bully.

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    #32

    A funny cinephile tweet about the financial recovery after buying chicken wings from a movie theater.

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    #33

    A funny cinephile tweet about rejecting an engagement over a boring movie opinion.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are lines we cannot allow to be crossed. This is definitely one of them.

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    #34

    A vintage photo that a funny movie person identified as a black family throwback, not a movie cast, one of many unhinged cinephile tweets.

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    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friday! The dad is hands down the best character in the movie.

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    #35

    A cinephile tweet praising the movie Rat Race, showcasing movie people's humorous opinions.

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    #36

    Hilarious cinephile tweet about every movie becoming the best until watching another, highlighting movie people.

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    #37

    Hilarious cinephile tweets about movie viewing experiences, showing a character from Interstellar and a theater.

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    Chrystina Sumpter
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching movies on the big screen…except I have to leave my house.

    #38

    A hilarious cinephile tweet about enjoying movie plot twists by embracing being stupid.

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    #39

    Hilarious cinephile tweet featuring an image of Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights (2026).

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since her eyes are closed, if she was expecting food, this moment will not end well.

    #40

    A funny cinephile tweet comparing old and new Pixar movies. Highlights movie people humor.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quote from Honest Trailer s about Hoppers "This is Pixar so the Aged must d*e.

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    #41

    Hilarious cinephile tweets featuring a meme of a man peering from behind a tree for good and bad movie releases.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, please, please. Never ever make a modern remake of a period drama, particularly if using modern clothing, scenery, modern hairstyles, pure white teeth, etc. Sacrilege imo

    #42

    A funny tweet about the Bee Movie, highlighting hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #43

    A funny cinephile tweet about the Simpsons movie uniting a school with Spider Pig, a hilarious movie moment.

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    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky...I was in school when Napoleon dynamite came out...I still know quotes from that stupid movie

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    #44

    A tweet about a hilarious cinephile movie idea: liminal horror film about waking up in a Cannes standing ovation.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loudly criticize Roman Polanski. They'll throw you out.

    #45

    A tweet about bad acting in a movie versus TV, featured in hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Julie S
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen the TV show but love the film. Peak MJF.

    #46

    A hilarious cinephile tweet about Netflix needing a comment section to determine if a movie is worth watching.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always check the titles on IMDb before deciding. Unfortunately, I've reached the point at which that's not only helpful for quality, but for remembering whether I've already seen it.

    #47

    Desus MF Nice tweet about New York looking like a movie filmed in Vancouver, proving cinephile tweets are unhinged.

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    #48

    Hilarious cinephile tweet about movie clips with AI voices and audio issues, proving movie people are special.

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    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Don LeFontaine "in a world where..."

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    #49

    A funny tweet about a boyfriend making someone watch a 3-hour movie, one of many hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #50

    A tweet about film criticism for a movie, one of many hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #52

    Hilarious cinephile tweets showing a humorous take on a movie changing someone's life.

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    #56

    A tweet from a hilarious cinephile about a Robert Pattinson movie that ends abruptly and nonsensically.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    2 months ago

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    See, the mistake was going to a movie with Robert Pattinson in it.

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    #57

    A tweet from a hilarious cinephile describing a common movie/show intro: the awkward one with secrets.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look good but nobody can see it because of your glasses and for the next 100 minutes you will show us your journey to everyone finding out, especially Corey the secretly sensible Quarterback who likes to sing in the shower?

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    #58

    A funny cinephile tweet about movie lines that didn't age well, featuring a screenshot from a film.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, the whole premise of this film was creepy, and everyone just seemed to ignore that because the characters were the same gender instead of different.

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    #59

    A funny cinephile tweet featuring a person in a homemade Spider-Man costume asking for a movie ticket.

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    #60

    A funny tweet showing hilarious movie people discussing a film about the sun dying, proving cinephile tweets are unhinged.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a movie, it is a documentary with Brian C O X. What, too soon

    #61

    A funny tweet showing Selena Gomez wrapped in a blanket, representing a survivor in a horror movie, part of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. She's not properly disheveled.

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    #62

    A tweet about hilarious cinephile observation: Philip Seymour Hoffman acted in every movie like an eviction notice was due.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's also how Nic Cage apparently decides to accept movie roles.

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    #63

    A funny cinephile tweet with a dog ignoring a movie opinion, highlighting hilarious movie people.

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    #64

    A tweet from a cinephile discussing movie theater etiquette and a special kind of unhinged movie people.

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    Nikole [8647]
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. And I'd jump a little when someone would pop out of their seat.

    #65

    Hilarious cinephile tweet expressing desire to see a movie titled 'Bathrooms,' showcasing unhinged movie people.

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    #66

    Hilarious cinephile tweet questioning a movie's genre, referring to Sam Levinson and Euphoria, for movie people.

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    #67

    The Mean Girls 2 movie poster, highlighted by a hilarious cinephile tweet about its flop, proving movie people are a special kind of unhinged.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I do know it exists, and someday I might forgive you for reminding me.

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    #68

    A cinephile tweet discussing the delay of Shrek 5, highlighting movie people's reactions to film news.

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    #69

    A funny cinephile tweet declaring Detective Pikachu the best movie ever, even over Shawshank Redemption.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could be a new kid on the block. Sheep Detectives

    #70

    A funny cinephile tweet, a hilarious movie question about the impact of the Cats movie on current events.

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    DJ
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things started going downhill years before that...

    #71

    A funny cinephile tweet about tracking a child's first movie experiences, a hilarious movie tradition.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity this service wasn't around 30+ years ago. Would have saved a lot of time

    #72

    A hilarious cinephile tweet claiming The Princess Diaries is a basketball movie, with a still from the movie.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw a video talking about goofs that they decided to leave in the final movie, and one of them was from this scene, where Anne Hathaway slipped on the bleachers.

    #73

    A Sony tweet featuring a forgotten animated movie character, adding to hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    #74

    A cinephile tweet about AI replacing humans and watching a Michael movie, showing hilarious movie people.

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    #75

    Hilarious cinephile tweet about a realistic movie, showing two images of a young woman, highlighting movie people.

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    Ma k
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it a bit boring and confusing I mean why did this demon make her such a psyche? Yes I know it's supposed to be careful what you wish for but I didn't understand why the demon made her do certain stuff

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    #76

    A humorous tweet from movie people showing a shoe sticking out of pavement after watching The Backrooms movie, a special kind of unhinged.

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    #77

    A tweet comparing a movie's quality to Super Mario Galaxy, from a collection of hilarious cinephile tweets.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on who creates the reviews - If it's media journalists it's usually the opposite of what the audience thinks. A lot of media outlets are owned by studios as parent company or are blackmailed with getting denyied early access to their products

    #78

    A tweet showcasing hilarious cinephile tweets, featuring movie reviews by Brenda from Scary Movie 6, a special kind of unhinged.

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    Miracle Max
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice BP, if I could read it I might laugh.

    #79

    A funny cinephile tweet about watching Grown Ups 3 multiple times a year, despite calling it the worst movie.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but Adam Sandler or Kevin James alone are insufferable. But both of them together? Hardest pass!

    #80

    A funny cinephile tweet comparing two movie characters, asking a humorous question.

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dafuq did I just read??? But let me think about it... 🤔

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