65 Funny British Tweets That Show What Makes UK Humor So Uniquely Entertaining

Whoever thought this up, clever and creative.

Ahh, a gentler time.

This is going bak to 1920s/1930s , my grandad was super punctual, would cycle to work and ring little bell saying goodbye to kids. One morning he got roared at by neighbour , unbeknownst to Gradda ( our name for him in family) , this neighbour used the bike bell as him alarm clock. On the one mornkng he didn’t ring it, the neighbour slept through and was late for work . And as I said, he gave my grandad one heck of a shouting to!

Applicable in so many situations!

Surely a warning….?

as a brit...this is fair

Haha! Thanks for a good giggle.

Not a chance I'd pass this! 😂

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Years ago I used to love getting emails now I don't even want to switch the computer on as everyone will know I'm online and try to make contact

As a truck driver I am always confused when people don't do this. 'No better time lady...'

Geese are the best guard dogs going ! I’m farm born n bred,n our dogs were to herd sheep etc, the geese were the security,evil b u g g e rs they are 🤣

So true

As an avid F1 fan, I SO want one of these :)

Absolutely! Last month in a wellbeing meeting, we were asked to share some good news. I shared an 'absolute nightmare ' of a situation. My good news was that in the previous session I had no good news because life wasn't ideal. Everyone related and was happy for me.

Think people were just shocked that someone could actually afford two burgers at a restaurant...

And there are times you get all four seasons in 30 minutes.

Is this the first ever picture made of the thought train?

That’s exactly how it was yesterday.

aliens

Too late, the cat already declared ownership and musters the troops in case anybody invades.

Somerset Jedi Club have been busy.

Can you send the hot and dry to Scotland, please? Last summer (HAH) was atrocious.

U.S. South enters chat. "I beg your finest pardon ma'am?! Would like my beg to differ on the record please."

Someone must have washed their car🤭

We had to have the milkman put our milk under a large flowerpot to stop the great t i t s from stealing the cream.

I feel this

Could you imagine what they would say if you had something Waitrose branded.

my most recent pet peeve...

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Plot twist; He really was burying the bodies.

Admit it. You were only being polite when you asked, you didn't actually want to know.

In America: "Yo, this ain't Taco Bell; this is KFC... waitaminnit... Buenos Dias, senor!" Me: "Biscuits or fries? [scones or chips?] Can I get churros?"

In Estonia we get the - Oh someone drove drunk and crashed on this road a year ago - better put up a speed limit of 70km/h on this kilometer for all eternity. And If there is ever the second accident they will reduce it to 50km/h. And put up a speed cam. I live in fear for the moment when there will be a third accident on the major highway I need to take 2 times per day. They will probably make people come out of the cars and push.

His Majesty's Revenue and Customs for those not familiar with the term. Basically, the tax man.

"Got it from Primark."

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Having the interior light on in a moving car is illegal.

How much would this (in photo) have cost?

Supermarket quality (and price), in ascending order: Lidl/Aldi, Asda/Iceland, Tesco/Sainsbury/Morrison, Marks & Spencer, Waitrose, Fortnum & Mason, Harrods.

For the non British readers, Woolworths in the UK closed down in 2009.

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In a British summer supermarkets are a lifesaver

Last Thursday I had 6 cups of tea, I was at the office.

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And that was just for one journey between Reading and Slough.

"It has rained every day in the UK" yeah because Scotland is in the UK

It's good for the garden.

One road where I live is so bad that the council are going to completely resurface it as the result of a local petition.

Waiting for the light? What is this strange ritual?

Yep, it's a different feeling to walk down the stairs at 6.15 a.m. in the morning, in your pyjamas, to grab the milk bottles. I've got eggs, too, but then the local fox discovered this free food delivery. 😂

11 year sun activity cycle is at the max. More active the sun, more northern lights and more south they get

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That's ok, American's eat like they have free healthcare.

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Sadly this has happened all over my city

They gave up in 2016. They didn't even get to debacle of 2022.

Ah mate, however, is probably not good news.

Hey, that it light grey, and the raindrops aren't running down the window. This isn't rain, that's slightly increased humidity!

I would be honoured to have any of my meals in any given day with him!

I'm getting that sausage roll no matter the cost.

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To me it looks like Winston Churchill as the judge.

I thought that was the king for a minute!

Just putting Heights and Wuthering in a sentence, then putting a picture of a random American "singer" doesn't really mean anything! Edit, why the downvote? I have no idea who the guy is and he is in what looks like America! Thought this was about British humour. I'm confused.