40 Hilarious Memes On Life In The US (New Pics)

It do be like that sometimes

They told us not to believe everything on tv, now we have to tell them not to believe everything online and on tv

The one bragging about the US going to the moon probably hasn't even been to another country

I had this epiphany a few years ago.

This photo is a timeless classic

Fun fact: Cyclone/Hurricane is not a language thing. Cyclones, hurricanes and typhoons are named differently to distinguish their forming location (N Atlantic + NE Pacific / Indian + S Pacific/ NW Pacific respectively)

How many whales are there to a banana?

A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think 🎶

Ma'm would you like the pizza cut in six or eight slices? Six, if course! I could never eat EIGHT SLICES of pizza!

For a second I thought it was Borat.... Jagshemesh!

Woop! Woop! That's the sound of da police. Hoot! Hoot! That's the sound of da beast.

Man, he looks devastated.... Please, anywhere but here..

Darn Germans, now my son cannot walk 20km to school in deep snow.

Funny thing is, the US doesn't even have an official language. If you have to deal with government in some form or another, they're required to bring in a translator if you don't understand English.

Grew up in Germany. Used to climb the walls of my hallway by pushing my feet/hands up against it. Tried that sh*t when I moved to US and immediately put both my feet through the wall. Dad chased me out of the house cuz he was so angry.

What is the oldest soy sauce in the world you ask? According to Google it is Shibanuma Soy Sauce established 1688. For those who may be unaware, the United States of America was founded in 1776 (also according to Google. I am not an American).

Hogs as in pigs or Harley Davidsons?

Bonus points for calling it the same name as a globally-popular sport you're bad at

the settlers were honoring their homeland by naming places as they did.

And Europe is a country too 🙃

Now I have the theme song from Team America World Police stuck in my head.

Horus, you have changed so much...

I'm bilingual but here's my take as to why most Americans don't speak more than one language... for the most part anyhow. When you live in a non-English speaking country the logical second language choice that you can use virtually anywhere is easy. It's English. When you learn English you get a chance to practice it, to consume it (TV, etc). When I learned French and then Spanish in school as a kid... where did I get a chance to practice it? I'm truly curious if this applies to the English speaking provinces of Canada, the UK, NZ, Australia etc. Unrelated story- I was doing business in Montreal years ago and my Canadian French was not great. I started out the meeting by saying, "I just want everybody to know that I'm bilingual". "Ah, bon..." they nodded in unison approvingly. "So we can have our meeting in either English... or Greek". They laughed. I got some credibility... and then they defaulted into French pretty quickly thereafter of which my host helped me interpret.

Way to try and find a loophole....

+ thank God they only want to attack New York.

I'd say American music has been very influential.

That's a Great Northern Beer bottle, an Australian beer, that's not in America.

American late night talk shows joke about Biden being old literally every time they air. I don't think Charles' age is on anyone's mind, because no-one even talks about Charles, period.

Imagining the faces in the hospital when you carry a bag with dirt and try to explain to the Italian doctors.

The temperature of the conversation immediately went up 50F

If it's a solar farm, can't they just plant some seeds and grow a crop of new suns?

Canada: soccer, Australia: soccer

Lesson learnt: you can't use Italy's spell against it.

6 feet? Me too!!! Family maybe?

I read that and I heard the eagle

what is wrong with you, you risked your sanity to challenge their hockey supremacy, and if it went on into the winter, you would be toast. just imagine an entire army skating towards you, swinging axes, with the children riding moose, and swinging hockey sticks. that is enough to make a russian drink even more than they normally do. The charge of the ice brigade is one that few will survive, and few of those will forget.

Well, that is why they are called the West Indies. ☺

That is horrifying....I'll take 3!

Sorry, but there are places here in the SE USA that are so fricken hot and humid that AC is desperately needed. I lived in Washington State most of my life with 96 degree temps and no AC...but just about when you hit Kansas, there is a wall of humidity that just makes you sweat constantly. So grateful for AC.

FWIW we know what a centimeter is! Our rulers/tapes measures have that measurement on there!

Two questions....when was America great and when did it stop being great?

Random trivia for the day: French fries were not originally in France nor the United States...they were made in grease (I'll show myself out)

i hate to be that guy but could someone explain?

I'm not getting this one.

No, actually most of the plot of civil war was about the s**t they had done on Sacovia ( made up country ) and South África, and Avengers 2 is set in Korea or Taiwan ( don't recall now )

Sweaty! Bwahahahaha!!!!