30 Hilariously Sad Adult Posts That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

SO true!

And being able to lay in bed at 2 am making your grocery list based on the layout of each store

My husband and I were just talking about this tonight. A million dollars sounded like a lot of money 20 years ago. Now we’re thinking about how it wouldn’t go very far

Word

With all the days off you don't have.

Yes

A checklist written in a language you don't understand, in black ink, on black paper, that you're trying to read in the dark.

I don’t remember the last time my iron saw the light of day. True adulting is not giving a flying f**k if your clothes have a few wrinkles. They’re only gonna have more by the end of the day

...and baaaammmmm!!! It's Monday.

There is no safe distance... Run!

Well, nobody taught us how to be an adult

To be fair, at age 10 we all thought freedom was being able to eat ice cream for breakfast

It's easier to use some juicy swearwords. I find that the ones containing r are especially helpful.

I just paid $650 for a sticker…from the dmv for our truck…

Not doing so great on the third, the fourth was a lost cause years ago.

Every. Damn. Day. I don’t like people

Currently going through this. My mother is going into long term care. The role reversal is truly bizarre

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Had some leftover pizza for lunch today and leftover mashed potatoes for dinner and it was a win/win situation.

Name brands?! Hell yeah!!

One crisis to another crisis

Yep. You finish cleaning the house just in time to start cleaning the house.

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Or not caring enough to ask.

Hey, stop watching me already!

And coming home from the store with a fortune worth of groceries for someone else in the household to say, of you didn't get any x.

My wallet is fat. It's just filled with bills, receipts and IOUs instead of money.

Procrastination is a life skill

Why aren't you loading faster?!?!

I miss my bed from the second I crawl out of it to the second I crawl back in

Food tastes better when someone else prepares it. Why is cooking for yourself such a chore??

The only thing better than home time is bed time. Although, I gotta admit wine time is also pretty cool

And yet not knowing how to get my own to look like that.

Keep a pad of paper and pen in the kitchen. When you see something getting low, write it down on your grocery list.

My besties and I are all in our 40s and scattered across the country. We're planning a week-long sleepover in June at our Colorado friend's place. God help her poor husband. 😆

I sneezed and threw my back out. Could barely walk for a week.

When I as eighteen, I wanted to take over the world. At 55, just turning on my dishwasher is exciting because I don’t have to wash it all

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It's rough.

Where do they all even come from?! Like I know I haven’t made toast in more that a week! WTF me?!

Brain says let’s just get takeout. Bank account says b***h you eating ramen

I am absolutely antisocial and miserable. Get off my lawn

… and saving the “good” boxes.

I want my money back!

And be in at least two places at once.

I have a garage and it’s winter. It’s fine. This is fine

No, the final stage is when you no longer feel the need to dissemble

I prefer Fridays, tbh. I much prefer them to Mondays. Everyone is frazzled on Monday so it easier trying to catch up from a Friday off. With Monday off, starting Tuesday everyone else has already settled into the week and I am the only one trying to catch up.

Nope, gotta work!

Well, your bank can when you make too many. :P

Never having another summer off was the hardest to accept in my 20’s.

100% At this point I'm convinced that it is gone forever. I have this small particle of hope that I'll experience that, or something like it, in retirement, but it's a truly tiny hope.

I was talking to a psychiatrist and said: 'As my parents' child-' and she interrupted me to tell me off bc I'm an adult, time to grow up. Such a dumb comment. You're always your parents' child.

Parenthood is constantly sending money to your children

I didn't have to wait until adulthood, it was pretty obvious. Me included.

I blame my parents' cooking. I didn't like certain foods because they didn't make them or made them poorly, but now I make a near daily habit of hummus.

Before Google, you had to rely on other adults.

For me it's my resignation letter. I've typed it out then deleted it twice now. Every Monday morning I've convinced myself I'm going to quit. And then somehow it's Friday again....

The only way I’m EVER moving again is if I have enough money to pay somebody to pack my s**t, move it, and unpack it at the other end

Yeah, store brand. Any store. I'm not made of money you know

clubbing is definetaly not a part of adulthood. real adults will either be too depressed or too tired or too busy to club.

people i havent spoken to in 5 years shouldnt sending me happy b.day texts... why would they?are they all missing the hint?