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Your use of Lynx body spray Really makes the ladies sway! You like to state fact Issued by your a**l tract! (Chorus) I want you to Alpha my Beta! All night long! I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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    "I love the way you roll! Typing insults just to troll Warrior on the keyboard, Your insults keep me floored, (Chorus) I want you to Alpha my Beta! All night long! I want you to Alpha my Beta!"

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    #3

    Anger from your basement lair, Sat in your grubby underwear. Playing World of Warcraft, One hand on your shaft. (Chorus) I want you to Alpha my Beta! All night long! I want you to Alpha my Beta!

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    #4

    Feel like I’m your cat I’m your dog Now I want you to take me on a walk Watch me be the loyalest of all Okay, baby, here’s the leash

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOTE: these are not original song lyrics. I didn’t fully read the desc. Song if you wanna know: cat & dog eng. ver by txt

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