Old joke, but everyone has a different answer... Which one do you know?
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I am using you as the fall guy for this joke Devi, hope you do not mind. You will be able to use it on others in the future.
Me: Devi, why did the chicken cross the road?
Devi: I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To get to the daft person's house.
Devi: Eh?
Me: Knock Knock.
Devi: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the other ..... Damnit!
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To avoid the farmer who was trying to take its breakfast order.
She wanted to get c**k. There's a rooster on the other side! Get your mind out of the gutter!
The chicken crossed the road to…
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Chicken..”
