“What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?”“Cancer.”Sorry, not sorry. I love gallows humor.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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    Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

    Because she keeps running away from the ball. XD

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    Not really a joke, but I laughed really hard at that scene in Asobi Asobase where Kasumi sticks her fingers up Olivia's nostrils after Olivia smacks her in the b***s.

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    Did you hear that the guy that wrote the song hokey pokey died?

    They had trouble putting in a coffin because they kept putting one foot in and one foot out.

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    Did you know its really raining out?

    I just stepped in a poodle.

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