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I want to the zoo and there was only a dog….it was a Shitzu

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    What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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    User avatar Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    If by worst, you actually mean worst, and not 'groan worthy brilliance'...

    Years ago, I was helping Gramps build a new chicken coup. After he cut a length of wood, he laid the saw on top and said, 'Now we let rest for a while', I asked why, and he pointed at the saw and replied 'Still saw'.

    If you mean Groan worthy brilliance...
    I like Gary Delaney's : I recently took my naval exams. I got seven Cs.

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    #4

    "What are you drinking?"

    "Soy milk"

    "Hola Milk, soy tu padre."

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    My son once asked me to explain what happens during a solar eclipse. I said, "no son."

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    User avatar Geoff Pearce
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