With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.

#1

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

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#2

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

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glowworm2
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love these things. They have ridiculous over the top names too.

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The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

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#7

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

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Mike Pence's Fly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"THE POOP POPS UP!" [Pushes with insane intensity] [Poop skyrockets at 78.6 MPH]

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#10

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

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#11

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

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#12

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

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Botox
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst one I saw was toilet with scelet's arm. You put coin on, it opens, arm grabs it. My dad presented it to my kids, he was very fond of it. We're not )

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I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

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#15

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

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#19

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

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#20

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

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#22

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we have a polar bear, deer, and chicken that all do this. I used to load them with Skittles or Smarties

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#23

Just... Why

Just... Why

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#24

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

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#27

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

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Eaglez404
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sort of reminds me of "Zero" form "The Nightmare Before Christmas." IDK y

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#28

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

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#30

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This picture itself isn't creepy, but there are some really weird looking ones out there.

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#31

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

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#32

Totally Not Creepy

Totally Not Creepy

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#35

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

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#38

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

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