School is boring, funny, depressing, and stressful, but let's just focus on funny.
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My English teacher accidentally showed the entire class the middle finger and held it for a little under 5 minutes
Okay, so with naplan happening and all, our classes timetable has been disrupted. Today, Mz Sharpe said “You have naplan during lessons 1&2” and the whole class cheered. You see, we have science during lesson one and two. It’s not the subject itself, but our teacher. So we cheered, but then “Oh sorry, lesson 3 & 4”. The whole class said “Noooooo!”.
It took a long time for our science teacher to get there. When someone finally did, it wasn’t our science teacher. When he told us to go inside we started clapping, because we realised we have a substitute. He is also very slack with rule breaking, for I am writing this during class 😉.
And also posting it during class!
Ngl I thought that said napalm at first and I was concerned and confused
In 7th grade we had a substitute for science. Everybody is always glad when there’s a sub in any class but we were especially happy because nobody actually liked the science teacher. Somehow, the boys in my class convinced the sub to let them build a “megadesk” which was just two tables pushed together and one on top. They also put two chairs on top of the desks so they sat up there for class. So that was pretty funny and then somebody blabbed and the sub almost got fired.
During study hall, in my classroom, there were two girls. One of them pierced the other's ear, and my teacher just let it pass. There was a whole NEEDLE sticking out her ear. Then a security guard came, asked if it was sterilized, and when they said "yes" he just said "okay" and left the classroom.
We had the best science teacher. I've told this story before but here it is again: One morning a student fell asleep in class, passed out snoring. Our science teacher told us all to get our things and get up quietly. We went next door to the English class and swapped students and teacher. When the student woke up, he was confused because he was supposed to be in science but the teacher and students were different. Talk about the worst "where the hell am I" waking up experience...
During study hall, in my classroom, there were two girls. One of them pierced the other's ear, and my teacher just let it pass. There was a whole NEEDLE sticking out her ear. Then a security guard came, asked if it was sterilized, and when they said "yes" he just said "okay" and left the classroom.
We had the best science teacher. I've told this story before but here it is again: One morning a student fell asleep in class, passed out snoring. Our science teacher told us all to get our things and get up quietly. We went next door to the English class and swapped students and teacher. When the student woke up, he was confused because he was supposed to be in science but the teacher and students were different. Talk about the worst "where the hell am I" waking up experience...
