Hey Pandas, What’s The Coolest Dream You Ever Had? (Closed)

Here's my top crazy dreaams:

1. A businessman opened his briefcase and found a guy with a trumpet hiding inside. The guy gave the businessman his hat, then played a song called (this is not a real song, I swear) "She Was Getting Cheaty In The Sheets".
What is wrong with my dreams...?

2. I was outside someone's house and the owner yelled, "GET THAT IRISH PERSON OUTTA HERE!!!" I responded to her, "If I was your house, I would be ashamed to have you living in me!" I then grabbed her in a crushing headlock and yelled, "WHADDYA HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?".

3. An evil powerful magical dude who had 3 henchmen, a staff, and a deep south accent (like a cowboy). A henchhman failed on his mission, so the magical dude knocked the henchman's teeth out and ate them like candy.

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