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Just want to hear how many cringe pick-up lines I can add to my arsenal.
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Are you Copper and Tellurium? You’re CuTe
Final score:
4points
#3
Not a fan up pick up lines but when my husband and I first met, he asked if anyone was sitting next to me (place was packed). We randomly started talking about where and when we grew up which devolved into being able to remember specific plot stretches from Gilligan's Island. I shared a Yosemite Sam meme thus getting his phone number. I told him "I like you rabbit". We went our separate ways. So basically the best pick up is finding common ground and rolling with it. I called the next day. Had our first date one week later. 12 years later, we're still together.
Final score:
3points
#4
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Final score:
3points
#5
I only know funny and insulting ones. Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Final score:
2points
#6
if you let me borrow a kiss from you, i promise i'll give it back!
Final score:
2points
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Oo oo I've got one. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart :P
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Oo oo I've got one. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart :P
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