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#2
"gobble swallow me drip down the side of me quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me". or I know your secret.
Final score:
10points
#3
There's a billion pounds hidden in the- the - the.......
Final score:
9points
Monolicle Potato 4 years ago
In the stomach? In the foyer? I need to know whether you mean your secretly fat or your secretly rich.
#5
For Narnia..... Hands down the best
Final score:
8points
#6
damn it it should have been bob
Final score:
8points
#7
Ah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt...
Final score:
7points
#8
theres a million dollars in the-
Final score:
7points
#9
rapping the whole first verse of Can't Hold Us
Final score:
7points
#10
It was lit fam✊🏼
Final score:
7points
#11
Watch how far I can kick this bucket
Final score:
7points
#12
"Have you seen Remus?" At least, that's the last anyone heard from me.
Final score:
7points
#13
i need-i-i-i need- i need..i-i need- I NEED FOOOOOOD!!!
Final score:
6points
#14
“Hey, does this have any Red Dye 40 in it? Because I am allergic to Red Dye 40.” That’s the funny one, the next one is serious. “The ones that love us never really leave us. And you’ll always find them in here.” And then I’ll point to the heart.
Final score:
6points
#15
i- i was poisoned and the culprit was- was.............
Final score:
6points
#16
im gonna see freddie! (freddie mercury)
Final score:
6points
#18
“CORN NUTS” (heathers reference) “adios homies” “YOURE NEXT” “un duex trois quatre” (hamilton reference, rip philip) “f in chat for me”
Final score:
6points
#19
I knew that was a bad idea...
Final score:
6points
#20
Now everybody shut up!
Final score:
6points
#21
I like trains
Final score:
6points
#23
Life is short I ate dessert first, you saw me at my best and sometimes at my worst. My life is fading getting harder to hold, but don't worry because there is a time to be bold. I wish to see mankind grow a better flower, it may take a while from days to hours. I hear him coming it is time to go, I know some of you will yell "Say it ain't so!", I am sorry death is like life: it sucks, now excuse me death is here and I need to kick him in the nuts.
Final score:
5points
#24
"You gotta make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say: What am I willing to put up with today?"
Final score:
5points
#25
GIVE ME FOO- Fooo- fooodddddd!!!!!!111
Final score:
4points
#26
"I promise, nothing will go wrong." Imagine my great-grandkids looking at my tombstone and thinking "Wait... i have so many questions..." Either that or some kind of poem about watermelons.
Final score:
4points
#27
T-tell Edan I I I hate him-m-m
Final score:
4points
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
You must really hate him to have those as your last words! I mean, you only get one shot at it, after all
#28
goodbye cruel world and life
Final score:
3points
#29
I will haunt you.
Final score:
3points
#30
HA HA HA had a good time fam i will always be loving you and cherishing y'all in heaven PEACDE SUCKA"S
Final score:
3points
#31
Please..... LET ME LIVE! (lyrics from.... well, let me live) (By queen just so ya know) 😁
Final score:
3points
#32
D-Delete my search history
Final score:
3points
#33
dont let the Karen's get the six infinity scarves
Final score:
3points
#34
"Dang it...I knew I shouldn't have done the dare." OR "Make sure my dog, cats, and chickens get so much food they get fat!" OR "Welp...I knew I'd die alone and here is the proof! Kay see ya sista!"
Final score:
2points
#35
Never gonna give you up.....
Final score:
2points
#36
im sorry i used your toothbrush to clean the toilets back in 2009-
Final score:
2points
#37
it was all a simulation mfs
Final score:
2points
#38
"I'm sorry" ...
Final score:
2points
#39
Can you be quiet now, I'm trying to sleep!
Final score:
1point
#40
I would actually not talk, but put my middle finger up and if some one was killing me then I would also say ¨F**K YOU [insert persons name]!¨
Final score:
1point
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
So not waste your last breath (unless someone was killing you)? Good idea. I mean, it is your last.
#41
Bye Bytches
Final score:
1point
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Kirbi (hehe get it) 4 years ago
Thanks for replying to pretty much everyone's submissions Doggo Froggo! U r a good person
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
Mine would be either "Following the path of the Warrior cook. Make sure that solen and luana fly by on my birthday." Or "Take me back to Mooncradle. I want to be buried under the Celestial Willow."
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
That second one is the saddest line I all jrpg history
Load More Replies... Kirbi (hehe get it) 4 years ago
Thanks for replying to pretty much everyone's submissions Doggo Froggo! U r a good person
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
Mine would be either "Following the path of the Warrior cook. Make sure that solen and luana fly by on my birthday." Or "Take me back to Mooncradle. I want to be buried under the Celestial Willow."
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
That second one is the saddest line I all jrpg history
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