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"MAKE SURE MY DOG GETS ALL MY MONEY"

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Doggo Froggo
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5 years ago

Aaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! I want to upvote this 100 times!

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    #2

    "gobble swallow me drip down the side of me quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me". or I know your secret.

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    dead gay heart
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I’m wheezing omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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    #3

    There's a billion pounds hidden in the- the - the.......

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    Monolicle Potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In the stomach? In the foyer? I need to know whether you mean your secretly fat or your secretly rich.

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    #4

    ‘’ unquote.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    Yessssss!!!!!!! This is the best so far!!!!!!!

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    #5

    For Narnia..... Hands down the best

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    Kirbi (hehe get it)
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    5 years ago

    Yup

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    #6

    damn it it should have been bob

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah it should have been.

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    #7

    Ah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt...

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol I like that one

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    #8

    theres a million dollars in the-

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol that's practically what I chose! You definitely have style

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    #9

    rapping the whole first verse of Can't Hold Us

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That is a stylish way to go out

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    #10

    It was lit fam✊🏼

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like it

    #11

    Watch how far I can kick this bucket

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeesssssss!!!!!!!

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    #12

    "Have you seen Remus?" At least, that's the last anyone heard from me.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    Aaaawwwwwwww

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    #13

    i need-i-i-i need- i need..i-i need- I NEED FOOOOOOD!!!

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    lol priorities, I guess

    #14

    “Hey, does this have any Red Dye 40 in it? Because I am allergic to Red Dye 40.” That’s the funny one, the next one is serious. “The ones that love us never really leave us. And you’ll always find them in here.” And then I’ll point to the heart.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or more like, I’ll put a hand on the heart.

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    #15

    i- i was poisoned and the culprit was- was.............

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    Who!!!!!???? I gotta know!!!!

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    #16

    im gonna see freddie! (freddie mercury)

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He was amazing!!!!!! I don't blame you for wanting to meet him.

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    #17

    Make sure to eat more pancakes. XD

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I will (I don't really like them but still)

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    #18

    “CORN NUTS” (heathers reference) “adios homies” “YOURE NEXT” “un duex trois quatre” (hamilton reference, rip philip) “f in chat for me”

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    I especially love "YOU'RE NEXT"!!!!

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    #19

    I knew that was a bad idea...

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol

    #20

    Now everybody shut up!

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good point. I mean, you ARE dying

    #21

    I like trains

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wise words

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    #22

    I love you

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    To whom do you plan to say this beautiful phrase?

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    #23

    Life is short I ate dessert first, you saw me at my best and sometimes at my worst. My life is fading getting harder to hold, but don't worry because there is a time to be bold. I wish to see mankind grow a better flower, it may take a while from days to hours. I hear him coming it is time to go, I know some of you will yell "Say it ain't so!", I am sorry death is like life: it sucks, now excuse me death is here and I need to kick him in the nuts.

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    JennyBee
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    5 years ago

    "Now excuse me bc death is here and I need to kick him in the nuts"

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    #24

    "You gotta make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say: What am I willing to put up with today?"

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Interesting.....

    #25

    GIVE ME FOO- Fooo- fooodddddd!!!!!!111

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol

    #26

    "I promise, nothing will go wrong." Imagine my great-grandkids looking at my tombstone and thinking "Wait... i have so many questions..." Either that or some kind of poem about watermelons.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    Ok this is seriously good

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    #27

    T-tell Edan I I I hate him-m-m

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You must really hate him to have those as your last words! I mean, you only get one shot at it, after all

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    #28

    goodbye cruel world and life

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Very true.

    #29

    I will haunt you.

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol I'd hate to be the "chosen" one

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    #30

    HA HA HA had a good time fam i will always be loving you and cherishing y'all in heaven PEACDE SUCKA"S

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like your style

    #31

    Please..... LET ME LIVE! (lyrics from.... well, let me live) (By queen just so ya know) 😁

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like it!

    #32

    D-Delete my search history

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol I love that!

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    #33

    dont let the Karen's get the six infinity scarves

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    Doggo Froggo
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    5 years ago

    good point

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    #34

    "Dang it...I knew I shouldn't have done the dare." OR "Make sure my dog, cats, and chickens get so much food they get fat!" OR "Welp...I knew I'd die alone and here is the proof! Kay see ya sista!"

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol love these

    #35

    Never gonna give you up.....

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Never gonna let you down...

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    #36

    im sorry i used your toothbrush to clean the toilets back in 2009-

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ooooffff and they cannot get their own back now.....

    #37

    it was all a simulation mfs

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    cool

    #38

    "I'm sorry" ...

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah.....

    #39

    Can you be quiet now, I'm trying to sleep!

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lmao

    #40

    I would actually not talk, but put my middle finger up and if some one was killing me then I would also say ¨F**K YOU [insert persons name]!¨

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So not waste your last breath (unless someone was killing you)? Good idea. I mean, it is your last.

    #41

    Bye Bytches

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bye bye

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