We humans are quite funny creatures at times, and often find ourselves in awkward situations. Especially when it comes to relationships! Sadly for us, those memories that make us cringe will haunt us for the rest of our lives, but there's actually a way to survive - just laugh it out!

So, get your popcorn ready and let's share the worst fails you made in your first relationships!

#1

The first time I kissed a guy I was 18 years old... Up until then my only exposure to kissing was from sex scenes in shows/movies. So when we started making out (in public... In the SUB at our Uni), I made moaning noises because I thought that's what you were supposed to do! God, I hate myself. I can't even look at him anymore... I just see idiot me moaning like an asshole Mmmm Mmmm mmm uhhh mmm whyyyyyyy?

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Aud Wey 9 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny!!!

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#2

Started kissing in a Target parking lot. She got on top of me and took her shirt off only to realize that the family in the car in front of us was watching

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GraceLOL 9 months ago

*Awkward Silence*

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#3

Thought it would start like in the movies. She kissed me, pushed her onto the bed. Tried to take off her pants then her mom walks in.

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Jessamyn Zolczynski 9 months ago

nothing to see here, move along. Lol

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#4

**FRESHMAN YEAR IN HIGHSCHOOL**My girlfriends birthday was coming up and I wanted to get her the perfect present. So, I asked my older sister to help. We go to the mall and I wanted to get her this gem-encrusted necklace but my sister told me that was too predictable. She said, "if I wanted to keep this girl, I had to be unique and appeal to her feminine side". So she leads me to the sex shop where she picks out this ridiculous looking thing called a rabbit. She said, "if I get her that it would make me seem confident and that she would think about me every time she used it". Both of those things sounded great to me so I bought it, I wrapped it discretely and I couldn't wait to give it to her. I made sure I caught her at her locker and I gave her the present. I told her not to open it here and to open it later. Hoping that she would just put it in her locker and open it when she got home. Lunchtime comes around and we are in the cafeteria. When I meet her at our table she is surrounded by her friends with a table full of cards and gifts and my terribly wrapped dildo was right smack in the middle. Before I could say anything, she grabs it, announces that "this one is from my boo" and opens it. Everyone just froze and of course, they then chime in with their "Oh my gosh's" and "what a freak?" " what kind of girl do you think she is?". Then she turns it on and puts it in the middle of the table vibrating and spinning and of course attracting more people. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't move. Needless to say, she didn't appreciate the gift as much as my sister said she would. We broke up not too long after that. I really hope she kept the toy and thinks about me when she uses it.

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Daniel Mallory 9 months ago

i actually laughed at the end also i think i heard this one before

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#5

My first girlfriend in high school, first time making out...on a balcony during a party. I thought in order to make a woman feel good, you had to squeeze the living hell out of her nipples. NO idea where I got that. Hurt so much she fell down and yelled at me.

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Rogue 9 months ago

Sounds like a made up scene from a movie. If she fell down from a balcony I think her sore nipples would be the least of her problems.

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#6

In my first make out session I had no clue what to do, so I bit his tongue. Hard. He left shortly after.

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Barbara 9 months ago

Love hurts, but most times not like this! Hope you didn't 'Mike Tysoned' his tongue?

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#7

In my first relationship, I was on the playground after school with my boyfriend (we’re not together anymore).he was reaching over to kiss me, and I leaned back toget away from him and I fell off of the platform we were on. EMBARRASING!

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Shruti Naik 9 months ago

hahahahahaha! I'm imagining it and laughing so hard!

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#8

I leaned in to kiss my first bf. I missed and ended up with my lips in his nose. He laughed and kept me anyway. Still together to this day.

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9 months ago

Oh we also finally kissed correctly lol

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#9

When i was kissing with a girl i was with for about 4 months ....
She sat on me and after a while of her wiggiling i got a boner.
Awkward when you are 16 and she feels it....
(We broke up 1 week later

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Lucida 9 months ago

Seriously, what's to be ashamed of? If I was sitting on a 16 year old boy, wiggling and kissing, and he would NOT get a boner, I would feel insulted.

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#10

16 - 17 years old : Being too exclusive, wanting to be just the two uf us all the time, thereby refusing to "share him" with his friends and not socializing enough. Also, thinking sex was the best thing I could do to show him my love, resulting in a relationship where all we did was sex. Needless to say, he got bored of it after a while and I had the worst heartache of my life because I was genuinely in love and just too stupid to open up to his world and his friends...

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BusLady 8 months ago

Maybe you took the relationship more seriously than he did. Sounds like you were hurting more from the breakup.

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