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#1
Strawberries have bugs in them
Final score:
9points
everyone is special 4 years ago
yes but that's why u clean them before eating them
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bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
WELP IM LEAVIN DA COUNTRY AND IM MOVIN TO OUTAR SPACEEE
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#2
Homophobia exists
Final score:
8points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
lol i didnt know bc-HOL' UP- WUT DA FLUCK IS HOMOPHOBIA
#3
Turtles breathe from there butts
Final score:
8points
Commander Rex 4 years ago
They can breathe from there, it’s not where they breathe 100% of the time
#4
finding out were lobsters p from
Final score:
7points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
ohhh...t-thier faces..and im ovva heer(over here)thinkin dis aint gon' be gross and i regret det and now im mad at google for doing what i asked but i asked
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Bakugo Katsuki 4 years ago
I looked it up thinking it was just normal and you were overreacting cuz it's just a lobster and now i looked it up and i am disguzteed like WTF, why just why, communicating, Chisos, i can't breathe
#5
your mouth waters before you throw up to protect your teeth from the high levels of acid in your vomit. (honestly don't know how I figured this out)
Final score:
7points
Commander Rex 4 years ago
Puking will bring up acids from your stomach that would likely burn your mouth if it wasn’t protected by the saliva.
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angelica H (Submission author) 4 years ago
yeah I really regret knowing this now. I really don't even know how I figured it out either.
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How babies are made and about the body, Nasty s**t
Final score:
7points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
ikr i was mad at my grandma for even gettin me started and she told sum persanal stuff when i was like 8! im toooo younnnnnnnnnnngggggggg im fine on da outside but in da inside im dying like why does babies has to be made det way
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
my friends little sister asked that sooooooo we just... ran away
#7
Homophobia is way more common than I thought it would be
Final score:
6points
#8
This isn't something I've learned yet, but my life will be forever ruined the day I learn how they get the Teslas into the Tesla store at the mall.
Final score:
5points
the warner sister (Submission author) 4 years ago
One of my theories is that they have a platform that they raise the cars from and there's some sort of Tesla workshop filled with Teslas underneath the store.
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María Hermida 4 years ago
Perhaps they get the pieces and they assembly the car inside, as if it were a piece of furniture from IKEA
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
Virtually all major shopping malls have loading docks and roll up doors for loading in large volumes of merchandise. The cars that are brought in for new car displays or occasionally vintage cars are brought in via one or more of the roll up doors
#9
That every society had slaves and not only white people. Coz now i feel like white people are shamed too much. Like yea i get we did some bad stuff in the past, but like with the whole natives thing also, like thats what countries did, they explored and fought and conquered, like thats how the world worked. And with the slave thing, natives and africans traded slaves amongst themselves too, at that time we were just trying to be productive and create an economy and stuff, like i get we shouldn't praise it but like...
Final score:
5points
#10
Jelly beans are shiny because they are covered in shellac which is insect poop.
Final score:
4points
Samtheperson 4 years ago
Swimmer girl u jerk (don’t take this the wrong way)
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Alyssa Sweat 4 years ago
That's nothing. I would eat a fried grasshopper straight up without removing the head or legs.
#11
if i dont eat in less than 20 secs...I DIE becuz I NNNEEEED MAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i regret det
Final score:
3points
#12
Why chainsaws were made or saw if you wanna know here.copy paste that https://www.scotsman.com/heritage-and-retro/retro/why-were-chainsaws-invented-how-tool-was-used-during-childbirth-and-scottish-surgeons-who-created-it-3031236
Final score:
3points
i love...................food 4 years ago
I heard that chainsaw where made like to take the baby out of your v
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
Back in the 18th century, if a baby couldn’t fit through or if it became stuck in the pelvis, parts of bone and cartilage were removed to create space, medically known as a “symphysiotomy”. This painful and messy procedure, which was performed without anesthesia, was doneby hand using a small knife and saw to remove the bone.
#13
male sharks don’t have testicles, they have tendrils they use to reproduce instead.
Final score:
3points
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
ohhh....and im ovva heer thinkin dis aint gon' be gross and i regret det and now im mad at google for doing what i asked but i asked (credit to bon bon for this comment)
#14
What happens in slaughter houses.
Final score:
3points
#15
Sm64 is personalized. Now I have to check behind the shower curtain each time I use the dire dire bathroom. And a certain echidna “fun fact”. Look it up if you REALLY want to know. And clickbait on YouTube. Still regret watching that crap.
Final score:
3points
#16
That people ACTUALLY THINK William Afton is Phone Guy. It’s not possible- William Afton died when he climbed into a springlock suit, it malfunctioned, and he was crushed. Phone Guy died when a animatronic killed him. I think it was Freddy, you can hear his music in the call, but thid hasn’t been confirmed. Also: Please don’t look for Ballora toys on amazon. Poor Ballora-
Final score:
3points
Bow, I’m a Slytherin (Submission author) 4 years ago
I don’t think it’s been confirmed that he is, but there’s a lot of theory’s about it, and personally I think he is. But I don’t think it’s actually Scott who voices Phone Guy... I’ll have to check
Load More Replies... Bow, I’m a Slytherin (Submission author) 4 years ago
Was it Freddy or Golden Freddy? Depends which game we’re talking about - I have a theory it was Freddy that killed him, because if you listen REALLY CLOSELY in the last phone call you can hear his music box, but I don’t really know.
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In all seriousness.... When I was really young it was knowing that my parents did ~it~ so that I could be born... Left me traumatized for a while 😂
Final score:
3points
Alyssa Sweat 4 years ago
I just wish I never knew how babies were made period, If my kid asked where babies come from, I would put the "Stork's" movie on and let them watch, just so I wouldn't ruin their brains and innocence.
#18
santa died so thats why you cannot see him and he stalks u bc how he know what u doin and my cousin and sis said "magic" and i said "magic stalking powers"
Final score:
3points
#19
How much bacteria and stuff is in one drop of seawater I'm never touching the ocean again
Final score:
2points
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
what do you expect there is over one milion in one ocean and (ThEy GoTtA pEe ToO)
María Hermida 4 years ago
There are millions of bacteria everywhere, even inside your own body.
#20
How hyenas give birth. (Please don’t google it.)
Final score:
2points
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Unfortunately I've already known for like a year. I have no idea how I figured it out, and I dont wanna know. I agree, don't google it lol
#21
Watching season 6 of the clone wars finding out i die 😢
Final score:
2points
SushiPanda 4 years ago
I actually really enjoyed that show. It gave a great backstory behind the movies.
#22
That everyone is worried about what you think about them but you are worried about what they are thinking about you....I was up all night just thinking.
Final score:
2points
#23
What jello is truly made of
Final score:
2points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
me:*googles what is jello made of*me:*gasp* i need to tell my whole family to never eat jello ever!me: *dies of shock* me soul: welp i ded now so nothin i can do but now i will GHOST(go) back in time to make jello never happen
María Hermida 4 years ago
If you found out what most food is truly made off, you would stop eating
#24
that if you see an unfamiliar face in a dream its the ghost/demon watching you sleep...
Final score:
1point
La'Kalynn Galloway (Submission author) 4 years ago
really thats cool and sad at the same time being as the ghost or demon or whatever showed you how he died...
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i have kinda seen weird people in my dream but then later i find out who da heck they are and it turns out that my fricken mind made then for the fun of it in a dream...WOW, BRAIN
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
true but it is kinda cool bc what if you think a monster is there but a ghost is makin sure da monster dont bite
La'Kalynn Galloway (Submission author) 4 years ago
lmao sorry its just i wish i did not know that
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