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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because is looks like you landed on your face.

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Lil Miss Hobbit
Community Member
3 years ago

I actually feel like this would work on me. Someone tell my crush🤣

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    #2

    Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 I see. i hate it

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    Ryley Sila
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hate lol🤣🤣🤣

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    #3

    Mario is red Sonic is blue Will u be My player two (Its so cuteeee)

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    Maria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nerd Love. I love it.

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    #4

    I used this one on my crush: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day." He called me immediately because he thought was something was wrong because NO WAY I would say that to him if I was sober.🤣 I guess mission accomplished?

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    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I told this to my boyfriend and he didn't get it..

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    #5

    "Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps* It works shockingly well.

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    Bored_Panda_Staff_17350615
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ayyy ima use that ( permission to use?)

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    #6

    I figured out that you're a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else just disappears...

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Smooth!

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    #7

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you...

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    #8

    I got asked "What's your sign"? I answered "Married".

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "No Entry"

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    #9

    "If I were a gardener I would put our tulips together"

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    CR7_FAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OHHHH, TULIPS, TWO LIPS!

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    #10

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.

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    #11

    "are your parents bakers? because you're a cutie pie" best part? his parents ARE bakers and now we're dating :)

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    CR7_FAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    whoaa that's cool

    #12

    If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

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    #13

    Have you got any English in you? Would you like some?

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    reply with "Do you mean mustard because you ain't that hot"

    #14

    It hasn't worked, but it always gets a laugh because it's unexpected. "Did it hurt? When you clawed your way up through the ground out of hell?"

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    Sly Schlang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    mwuhuhahahaaaa

    #15

    How would you like to be my future ex-wife?

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Depends how much your life insurance is

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    #16

    Had a guy come up to me, dip his fingertip in his drink, and wipe it on my shirt. Then he says, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." It did not work, but I definitely laughed!

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    * smh * 1990s

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    #17

    Nice tooth

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Best pick-up line in Cave Junction, Oregon. Used to live there

    #18

    You've got a nice set of legs, what time do they open.

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    3 AM
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You might get a pity * out of that, but probably not. She'd have to be desperate.

    #19

    The worst: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😉

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    #20

    This one worked. Kiss me like you mean it.

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    #21

    I had a guy walk up to me while I was sitting down with a white wall behind me. He put up his hands to kinda "frame" my face and say " Don't mind me, I am just trying to figure out what you would look like on my bed pillows." It was cute, especially when I stood up. I was 7 months pregnant.

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    3 AM
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow! He works fast.

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    #22

    If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

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    CR7_FAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why not coke?

    #23

    What does this feel like to you? -lean over and that them feel your shirt/top Thats boyfriend material

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    #24

    Are you a library book? Cuz I am totally checking you out!

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    #25

    Are you an orphanage? Because I want to fill you with kids and make their dad disappear (I hope I don't have to clarify but just in case, this is a joke)

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    #26

    Didn't work...how often do you get an opportunity like this? Um, ew.

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    #27

    My favorite CHEEZY one? "Hi, is your name Papa Murphy? Cuz I wanna pick you up, take you home, make you all hot n gooey and eat me a pizza you."

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    #28

    Your Father must have been a thief.... he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kinda cute...

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    #29

    *profuse sweating* R Y a construction worker, cuz ur building 👍 (No, this is not supposed to make sense )

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lol I meant R U

    #30

    Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.

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    #31

    Are you color theory? Because you make me lose my mind. (artist rizz ;) )

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    CR7_FAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    LOL

    #32

    I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

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    #33

    Are you a firework? Because ur stunning and light up the sky, but I don’t want u anywhere near my genitals (ace rizz 👌)

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    #34

    are you a campfire? cause your hot and i want s'more

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not enough wood to keep me warm

    #35

    Nice shoes wanna f@%$

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    #36

    "Are you Wayfair? Because you've got what I need"- its somehow really funny to me lmao

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    #37

    Are you a bird? cause you fly

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    CR7_FAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    bruhhhhh

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    #38

    You're not like other girls! Of course I gave the "no, I'm three owls in a trench coat" reply.

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    Liz Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    R u a dumpster cuz I wanna dive in u

    #39

    I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! I hate it, but why do I like it???

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    Liz Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Are u a marshmallow cuz I wanna put my stick in u

    #40

    the local pizza takeout

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