Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Advice You Have Been Given?

My mom used to say that to me. Smile and no one will know. Who wants to answer strangers questions. What's the matter little girl?

Smiling has been proven to release neuropeptides, which release happy mood chemicals. It's not a long term solution, but it works if you're in a funk :) Remember to seek help and reach out to your confidants if you're feeling down :) I wish you the best.

ok boys are stupid and useless (at least half of them ) this is a joke!

Women still work even harder in certain countries to make half your salary! Be thankful you dont get that disadvantage.

there's some dumb men and women

I dont even have a phone till high school im in 7th grade, high school is 10th, but high schools here are smaller and more lock downs happen in junior high

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I have been told to "just pick a gender" too many times...

Tell them to sashay away

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Question. I’m gonna get downvoted, but one simple question. Is EVERYTHING u post related to trans? Like there are trans and gay people on here who post other stuff. But you just. Post. This.

What the hell? Excuse me?

What the hell? Like while you are on the toilet? I don't get it it

I have done so much research on this, being a 12 year old and studying phycology from real textbooks, articles, my own theories and experiences, and people of all ages point of view. This wont work almost 90% of the time. Many people tend to bully to get attention from somebody, ignoring them is going to make them try harder to get attention meaning they will either keep going or even do worse things, you need to show them that the attention they will get by bullying is negative, so you should tell someone who has control over their consequences and will make the consequence a certain amount depending on what's necessary and fair (legal guardian, teacher, principal, administrator, etc) but also dont handle it yourself, because that makes the consequence also negative for you.

yea like tomahawking them usally makes them go away

Wtf??? you know you don't have to listen to stupid a*****e advice right?

The person that my mom thought liked me was just really sus all the time and had most likely gotten expelled the year we all just off of and I hope to never see him again

yes

I want these people to start harassing men who get a vasectomy.

Why is this not higher?

I'm not here to tell you what to do with your body, but there's always egg freezing and IVF. It means that you're free to get clamped and, in the future, if you DO wanna have children you can find a surrogate. It's a lot less stressful for you AND you don't go through the struggles of pregnancy. But those are my two cents and, ultimately, you are in control of your body

Learn a trade

I'll never forget my friend after job hunting for a month with her fresh degree saying, "No one told me they would want experience, too!"

One time my dad called at school. This was 2003. He NEVER calls me and my phone rang LOUD in the middle of my social studies class. My teacher looked at Mr like "really????" And I was like "I'm sorry it's my dad there must be something really wrong!!" And I answered it. Regretfully. He started SCREAMING at me that the neighbors called and said I went up the road going 75 mph. I ended up hanging up on him but everyone heard it was f*****g mortifying. Then he kept calling back over and over and I was so flustered it took like 2 minutes to silence my Nokia. Our road is gravel and 15 mph, our neighbors house is 50 feet away and I drove a chrysler cirrus so really dad was I really going 75 mph?

I hate those people everyone's minds work differently I have adhd and can relate

my choice doesnt bc i want to (hopefully) get paid for going to kids bday parties in full jedi/sith robes to do tricks and stuff

My hope is to be a professional artist, and or a baker. I once got yelled at for not wanting to go to college (i have a really bad attention span, one reason im homeschooled) and if i dont go to college ill end up homeless (MAKES NO SENSE LIKE NO)

Besides, even if you change your mind from comedian, there are trade schools, and apprenticeships, and even just getting a job. There are plenty of career paths that will lead to a comfortable, happy life without going to college and starting adult life with debt.